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The Rodster is right!

Antoine Renaul

The Rodster is right!

by Antoine Renaul » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00

Everybody hear that:

Nascar Revolution is the best thing that could happen to the sim
community!  We all need to go and get it before there aren't any
copies left, and that should happen much sooner than anybody here
thinks!

Really!

I've prepared a little FAQ for those who still hesitate, so here it
goes:

Frame rates are too slow?
-You won't be saying that in 5 years from now with your new P4-2GHz
with quad voodoo4, so why bother now?

The AI crashes too much?
-Buy a wide screen monitor, so there's gonna be more room for nice
side-by-side racing, maybe even three wide without crashing.

The computer takes control of the car while pitting?
-You're not supposed to be awake by the time pit stops begin.

The computer takes control of the car during yellow flags?
-Use that time to refresh yourself, have a beer or something.

Too much scenery pop-up?
-Forget about it, just look at these beautiful virtual arms that hold
your beautiful virtual steering wheel.  Oh and what about the lighting
effects on the cars!  Fabulous!

Doesn't remember your settings?
-Add more memory.

No sense of speed?
-Put a large fan over your monitor screen, blowing directly at your
face.  It also helps if you have your nose slightly in contact with
the screen.

The spotter doesn't seem to have a clue about what's going on?
-Keep talking to him during the race, give him some advice, he'll get
better at it when he gets a little more experienced.  Trust me.

Time seems to distort slightly?
-Remove battery from wris***ches and clocks.  Pile up watches and
clocks.  Add fire.  Do not stare directly into the fire.  Get used to
virtual reality, where time has no meaning.

Engine sounds a little weak?
-Remember Psygnosis F1 (scary!).

And if you have any other questions regarding N-REV feel free to ask
me or the Rodster, we'll help you enjoy the game as much as we do!

The Renaultster

Paul Jone

The Rodster is right!

by Paul Jone » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00

ROTFLUIPM :-)

> Everybody hear that:

> Nascar Revolution is the best thing that could happen to the sim
> community!  We all need to go and get it before there aren't any
> copies left, and that should happen much sooner than anybody here
> thinks!

> Really!

> I've prepared a little FAQ for those who still hesitate, so here it
> goes:

> Frame rates are too slow?
> -You won't be saying that in 5 years from now with your new P4-2GHz
> with quad voodoo4, so why bother now?

> The AI crashes too much?
> -Buy a wide screen monitor, so there's gonna be more room for nice
> side-by-side racing, maybe even three wide without crashing.

> The computer takes control of the car while pitting?
> -You're not supposed to be awake by the time pit stops begin.

> The computer takes control of the car during yellow flags?
> -Use that time to refresh yourself, have a beer or something.

> Too much scenery pop-up?
> -Forget about it, just look at these beautiful virtual arms that hold
> your beautiful virtual steering wheel.  Oh and what about the lighting
> effects on the cars!  Fabulous!

> Doesn't remember your settings?
> -Add more memory.

> No sense of speed?
> -Put a large fan over your monitor screen, blowing directly at your
> face.  It also helps if you have your nose slightly in contact with
> the screen.

> The spotter doesn't seem to have a clue about what's going on?
> -Keep talking to him during the race, give him some advice, he'll get
> better at it when he gets a little more experienced.  Trust me.

> Time seems to distort slightly?
> -Remove battery from wris***ches and clocks.  Pile up watches and
> clocks.  Add fire.  Do not stare directly into the fire.  Get used to
> virtual reality, where time has no meaning.

> Engine sounds a little weak?
> -Remember Psygnosis F1 (scary!).

> And if you have any other questions regarding N-REV feel free to ask
> me or the Rodster, we'll help you enjoy the game as much as we do!

> The Renaultster

UnserFan

The Rodster is right!

by UnserFan » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00

God, I'm hoping that was sarcasm.... LOL

Don Burnett

The Rodster is right!

by Don Burnett » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00

ROTFLMAO
Good one!

--
Don Burnette
Palmetto Racing
Dburn on Ten


>Everybody hear that:

>Nascar Revolution is the best thing that could happen to the sim
>community!  We all need to go and get it before there aren't any
>copies left, and that should happen much sooner than anybody here
>thinks!

Rodste

The Rodster is right!

by Rodste » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00

I see the nerds are back. Get a life people !

>ROTFLMAO
>Good one!

>--
>Don Burnette
>Palmetto Racing
>Dburn on Ten


>>Everybody hear that:

>>Nascar Revolution is the best thing that could happen to the sim
>>community!  We all need to go and get it before there aren't any
>>copies left, and that should happen much sooner than anybody here
>>thinks!

John Hartridg

The Rodster is right!

by John Hartridg » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00



No, I give up....

John

Peter Nilss

The Rodster is right!

by Peter Nilss » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00




> > ROTFLUIPM :-)

> No, I give up....

> John

I give up too. What IS IT?
I figured out ROTFLMAOASTC, but this has me stumped.

/petern

UnserFan

The Rodster is right!

by UnserFan » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00

Let's please not get into this again....

Marty U'Re

The Rodster is right!

by Marty U'Re » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00

What is this guys problem?

Marty
---------------------------------------------------------

Rodster wrote in various messages on R.A.S.:

 "immersive", "***", racing "simulation".
 GEEK !
 EA Sports Rulez !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 "immersive, ***, sims" I don't mind taking up the PR work for EA
 Sports.
 EA Sports is number 1 baby.
 Nascar 2 we don't need you.
 EA Sports #1
 and cause you probably have no life and don't get out much so the only thing
 you're good at is one stupid game.
 Oh my mom wants me to tell you, you're a loser and .....EA Sports Rules !

Paul Jone

The Rodster is right!

by Paul Jone » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00

You're right there, Derek. Full marks!
Cheers,
Paul



> >> > ROTFLUIPM :-)

> It's gotta be:

> Rolling On The Floor Laughing Until I***Myself :o)

> Am I right Paul?

> --
> Derek James

Graeme Nas

The Rodster is right!

by Graeme Nas » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00

He's too big a man for this NG :-)

--
Cheers!
Graeme Nash


http://www.karisma1.demon.co.uk
ICQ# 11257824

1998 Xoom GP2 League Champion

Daxe Rexfor

The Rodster is right!

by Daxe Rexfor » Sat, 06 Mar 1999 04:00:00

Hey !! what about me?  I got it first!

:o)

dx


>You're right there, Derek. Full marks!
>Cheers,
>Paul

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Larr

The Rodster is right!

by Larr » Wed, 10 Mar 1999 04:00:00

Man, I love Parody's!

You work for National Lampoon?

:)

-Larry


> Everybody hear that:

> Nascar Revolution is the best thing that could happen to the sim
> community!  We all need to go and get it before there aren't any
> copies left, and that should happen much sooner than anybody here
> thinks!

> Really!

> I've prepared a little FAQ for those who still hesitate, so here it
> goes:

> Frame rates are too slow?
> -You won't be saying that in 5 years from now with your new P4-2GHz
> with quad voodoo4, so why bother now?

> The AI crashes too much?
> -Buy a wide screen monitor, so there's gonna be more room for nice
> side-by-side racing, maybe even three wide without crashing.

> The computer takes control of the car while pitting?
> -You're not supposed to be awake by the time pit stops begin.

> The computer takes control of the car during yellow flags?
> -Use that time to refresh yourself, have a beer or something.

> Too much scenery pop-up?
> -Forget about it, just look at these beautiful virtual arms that hold
> your beautiful virtual steering wheel.  Oh and what about the lighting
> effects on the cars!  Fabulous!

> Doesn't remember your settings?
> -Add more memory.

> No sense of speed?
> -Put a large fan over your monitor screen, blowing directly at your
> face.  It also helps if you have your nose slightly in contact with
> the screen.

> The spotter doesn't seem to have a clue about what's going on?
> -Keep talking to him during the race, give him some advice, he'll get
> better at it when he gets a little more experienced.  Trust me.

> Time seems to distort slightly?
> -Remove battery from wris***ches and clocks.  Pile up watches and
> clocks.  Add fire.  Do not stare directly into the fire.  Get used to
> virtual reality, where time has no meaning.

> Engine sounds a little weak?
> -Remember Psygnosis F1 (scary!).

> And if you have any other questions regarding N-REV feel free to ask
> me or the Rodster, we'll help you enjoy the game as much as we do!

> The Renaultster

Antoine Renaul

The Rodster is right!

by Antoine Renaul » Wed, 10 Mar 1999 04:00:00


>Man, I love Parody's!
>You work for National Lampoon?
>:)
>-Larry

I'll take that as a compliment! ;o)

Thanks!

A. Renault


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