I just want to know what the 'Exinct Track Archive' is...
After looking up 'exinct' in my Microsoft Word Thesaurus, it said that 'exinct' could be...
exhilarated - fervent or e***d. So the 'Exhilarated Track Archive' could possibly a very e***d page.
Now does this mean that the page is e***d, or the info? Or that the viewer will be e***d?
On further examination of the page, I decided that this must not be the proper term...
exhortative - compelling or demanding. If this is the proper term, then a Warning should be posted on the page to let viewers
know that the possible contents of the page could be beyond their comprehension. Given the state of many viewers on the internet,
it's possible that this could be
a comic book.
exhumed - unearth or disclose. With this put in place, 'The Exhumed Track Archive' may possibly be posting information about
ancient Roman racetracks for chariot races. I think this could be a very likely explanation, given Marc's current age. Or this
could mean it's just another mirror site for the Monica-Clinton-Ken Star report...
exiguous - poor or inadequate. If this is the meaning, shouldn't this be posted on AOL?
exiled - without a country or banished. Now this could be interesting. A track without a country? This could be the first hard
evidence of the Legend of Atlantis! What a novel idea, to use racetracks for the exposing of the real truth! Question is, what
exactly did they race in Atlantis? Basket- Weavers 500? The Peanut Growers 250? And was it measured in leagues, or miles?
exist (existing) - subsist or endure. So this would be a rather boring page, then, with information about current tracks?
Hmmm...how many of those do we have out there?
existing together - joined or related. Now this is an interesting idea. The Existing Together Tracks Archive. Possibly giving
rise to the notion of 'coexisting' or 'cohabitation'. If so, this should best be left to Southern Californians, and since Marc is
from there, this could very well explain the possible connotations of tracks 'living together'. Best left to those with NetNanny
to view this page...however, if the term 'related' is used, then possibly an argument for backwoods Arkansas residents? Since
Talladega and Daytona are owned by the same owner, does this make them 'sister' tracks? And could Watkins Glen be a 'brother'?
And what if Watkins Glen and Daytona were related?? And had children? The possibilities are endless...
exit ramp - interchange or off-ramp. So this may be an argument for street racing! To use existing commercial roadways for
racetracks! I believe this has already been done, and even a movie..."The Cannonball Run" springs to mind...
exobiological - interplanetary or extraterrestrial. So Marc has finally found the meaning of the 'face' on Mars!!!! Wow! It's
actually the Saturn Tower for the annual Galactic 500! Totally amazing! Given the performance of Jeff Gordon this year, I would
say that he's actually an alien come to teach earthlings the REAL meaning of racing...
exodus - flight or migration. This must be a report on animals interacting with race cars, such as Dale Earhardt's 'Seagull by
the Dashboard Lights', or Pocano's "I'm hunting Wabbit" affairs...
exonerated - vindicate or justify. So this could possibly be another site for Clinton's Rebuttal's of the Starr affair. How does
that factor into tracks, though? Possibly attempting to interest NASCAR fans with actual political maneuvering? Interesting
concept, although probably unsuccessful. Everyone knows that Clinton cheats by using a blower...
exorbitant - extravagant or enormous. A page about extravagant tracks? Do they serve caviar on crackers instead of hotdogs? Or
glasses of '91 Merlot instead of beer? Must be in France...
*** - not local or foreign. Another argument for French tracks...
expanded - bloat or enlarge. This could possibly be the most disgusting of all...a bloated track? Or is it just enlarged? Did
they use a magazine article to advertise the enlargement?
Maybe Marc will enlighten us as to what 'exinct' actually means...I've exhausted my sources, that's for sure...
Cheers!
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