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by **jon** » Thu, 22 Jan 2004 04:27:50

Wish I could have made last weeks race. Unfortunately I have a religious nut
in my family who tried to have me committed to a mental institution. That
fell through, so she is now trying to have me arrested.

Talked with a lawyer today, he says I am ok, worst that can happen is the
judge will probly just tell me not to leave any more boxes full of dirty
words on her answering machine. What a relief.

Joon Li is just too pretty to go to prison. :)

by **grub** » Thu, 22 Jan 2004 08:18:03

joon,
Its not so bad when ya get committed. At first, theres a struggle. But
then, once you realize the game that they play here, its really kinda nifty.
Think about it, free food. Free tv. Free heating and air. They dont like it
when you try to bone the broom but they dont know what's it like to be
holded up for such a long time without being able to express yoself. If you
want, i can put in a good word for you and get some strings pulled. We can
be dorm brothers, just like college! We can eat and drink in our room too.
Don't worry bout spilling anything on the floor. I got me a cutie pie under
my bed that will soak up that stain like there aint no tomorrow!!
I got a friend here that would love to talk to your girly friend. He is
kinda weird but i think she would be suprised. Does she like surprises?

grub mop-head bat

by **jon** » Thu, 22 Jan 2004 09:09:23

"grub" wrote

I would have to say no, she does not. I suprised her by threatening to show
proof to the rest of the family of a particularly embarrasing ***
skeleton in her closet, which she had no idea I knew about. She promptly
freaked, and in addition to trying to have me put away, ran around telling
everyone who would listen about her past *** affair. (It was with a
midget, no lie. She left that part out in the version she has been telling.)

Funny thing is, I didn't really have any proof. It was a bluff.

For the record, I am not a homophobe, and I certainly hold no grudge against
midgets, though I must admit they do creep me out a little. One of the best
friends I ever had was a ***. (He was neither a midget, nor was he my
lover.)

I know it seems like a rotten thing to do to a family member, but I promise
you, I was sorely provoked. For 9 straight months. Ahh, life in a
dysfunctional family. It certainly has its moments...

by **BowtNetterToD** » Thu, 22 Jan 2004 10:26:35

ROFLMFAO.....i can't stop laughin now, cheers fellas.

Cheers Ginger

by **grub** » Fri, 23 Jan 2004 08:23:24

Jon, (and everyone one else who interested)
On a serious note jon, if that is possible with the ole grub, everyone who
is honest will admitt that we all have dysfunctional family members and
moments. We also all have skeleton's in our closets. Even maintaining the
appearance of sanity to the Jones across the street while in a world of
chaos is in itself insanity. I do appologize for making light of a very real
situation in your life. I love laughter and joy but not at someone else's
expense. I can imagine that this event was quite troublesome for everyone
and there is probally still tension within the family. I dont think that my
sister in law has ever forgiven me. All I did was tell my brother 20 years
ago that she was a loser that not to marry her. He thought that my analysis
was funny and promptly told her, who promptly has never trusted me since. I
dont have any ill will towards her, that was just my opinion at that time. I
think it was a great opinion given my observations but it still didn't help
when he ratted me out. Of course she wasnt a fag either. I thought that he
could have done better but in reality, it didn't matter what I thought. Our
family get togethers are now close to normal but sometimes tensions get a
little tight. That fu%$in BIT#$%!!!!!!!!!!!
grub

by **Eldre** » Fri, 23 Jan 2004 10:25:26

>ROFLMFAO.....i can't stop laughin now, cheers fellas.

I'm tellin'ya - I keep waiting for someone(besides Steve - he doesn't count<g>)
to write a book...
The RASChronicles? :-)

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