rec.autos.simulators

I have a suggestion to make:

After a GP you may have some hate to those pilots that mess with your records
or damage your car or make you lost time to others. Well, instead of chasing
your dog, cat, yell at your younger brother, beat with the head on the wall,
etc you could do the following:

Choose your favorite track, turn off the damage of the car, configure your car
to the maximum speed, start at the bottom of the grid and then... and then...
AHAHAHAHAAAAA! CRASH!!!
YEAH! NOW IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY AROUND! DIE!

Imagine going at 320 Km/h, and on a curve of 1st gear hit the car ahead of you.
O man, it's great! The first time I tried, I just couldn't stop laughing.
They are hit from behind, then they go against the wall, turn back and bye bye
jerk. Use the cursors to check if they are alive.
Push them on a straigh against the wall.
Don't let them do the curves.
You will see any sort of accident!
Have you ever seen your car "flying" over the track ?
I have already hit Senna on the top ! Believe me!
See how many cars you can destroy in n laps.
This game is so good that even handle brutal hits (like 400 Km/H or so
against 50 Km/h of the car ahead).

Best first lap of all: 7 cars out.
The best tracks are Germany, Italy, Belgium and Phoenix.
My black list:
1991: Pirro, Lehto, Brundle, Morbidelli.
1992: -
1993: Wendlinger, De Cesaris, Martini.
1994: Just starting but Katayama is already in it.
Yes, I know that it's me that give the HP and pilots perfomance, but what the
hell, it's fun anyway.
Well done Microprose!

Rui.

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Rui D. Melo.
Universidade de Aveiro, Portugal.

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Rui D. Melo.
Universidade de Aveiro, Portugal.

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Mike.

Ahh Yes a great way to releive fustration. I did this one day in the middle
of a race and proceeded to knock everyone else out of the race. After making
up the 10 laps I was down I proceeded to turn on crash damage and
run 200 MPH into a wall. I still won the race!

One of the better feces reliefs I had.

John

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WILL ENGINEER  |"Five hundred miles in a circle,    | Race like the Wind
FOR FOOD...    | that's easy! Children can do it!!" | Straining the Limits
INQUIRE WITHIN |  --Carlin, never been in a race car| of Machine and Man

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