rec.autos.simulators

by **Rick Carls** » Fri, 30 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Alright GPL ***ed married people, what is your method of maximizing
wheel time? The only one that works for me is the "I'm going racing if
you watch 90201" (or whatever the name of that stupid show about the
rough life of rich hollywood ***s is)

When will 9 lives go stale if I just rip open a 15lb bag and leave it
in the garage? How long does a load of litter last? (3 cats)

The best solution wins my copy of Lemmings that went through the
washer, damn I loved that game!!!

Regards, Rick Carlson

MSP Blue Goose Pilot #177 Car 3404

by **John Simmo** » Fri, 30 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Wife: Ignore her long enough, and she'll leave, resulting
in more wheel time.
Cats: Taste like chicken - you not only get more wheel
time, but you get dinner too, and it's a good
thing too because your wife has left you and you
can't cook anything more complicated than toast.

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by **Brett Resch** » Fri, 30 Oct 1998 04:00:00

1.Set up a two player network. 2.Bother your wife every night to race
against you, and complain that you never do anything together when she
refuses. 3.Eventually, she hates the game so much, she'll do
anything(including pushing you to online play, wink wink)just so she
doesn't have to endure playing herself. And get her some full-ear
headphones for the TV, so you can play it loud. I have had tremendous
success with this method. :)

As for the 9 Lives, keep them right by your computer desk, they get
too cold and oily tasting in the garage...

See ya online!

Brett

>Alright GPL ***ed married people, what is your method of maximizing
>wheel time? The only one that works for me is the "I'm going racing if
>you watch 90201" (or whatever the name of that stupid show about the
>rough life of rich hollywood ***s is)

>When will 9 lives go stale if I just rip open a 15lb bag and leave it
>in the garage? How long does a load of litter last? (3 cats)

>The best solution wins my copy of Lemmings that went through the
>washer, damn I loved that game!!!

>Regards, Rick Carlson

>MSP Blue Goose Pilot #177 Car 3404

by **Andrew MacPhers** » Fri, 30 Oct 1998 04:00:00

ROFL! My kind of solution.

by **Peter 'kayakr' Ashle** » Fri, 30 Oct 1998 04:00:00

pretend you're asleep and then sneak back to the computer. sleep at work in
meetings.

by **Hena H?kk?ne** » Sat, 31 Oct 1998 04:00:00

>>Alright GPL ***ed married people, what is your method of maximizing
>>wheel time? The only one that works for me is the "I'm going racing if
>>you watch 90201" (or whatever the name of that stupid show about the
>>rough life of rich hollywood ***s is)

>>When will 9 lives go stale if I just rip open a 15lb bag and leave it
>>in the garage? How long does a load of litter last? (3 cats)

>>The best solution wins my copy of Lemmings that went through the
>>washer, damn I loved that game!!!

>>Regards, Rick Carlson

>>MSP Blue Goose Pilot #177 Car 3404

>Wife: Ignore her long enough, and she'll leave, resulting
> in more wheel time.

Yup, that works. Did it myself ... now, if I could only talk my boss into
giving me some leave of absense for ... say couple of months.

Unless the cat can cook.

Hena

by **Daisy Du** » Wed, 11 Nov 1998 04:00:00

>Alright GPL ***ed married people, what is your method of maximizing
>wheel time? The only one that works for me is the "I'm going racing if
>you watch 90201" (or whatever the name of that stupid show about the
>rough life of rich hollywood ***s is)

2 choices:
1-get your wife interested in Hockey. It's works man, I'm telling
you. (3 hour games, 3 or so games a week, a long season & tough
looking macho guys. Trust me it works)

2-develop a really *** *** habit. She'll dump you in no time. I
haven't tried this yet, but, it's a back up plan in case the Hockey
thing wears off.

Who cares they're cats

the way my cat's Sh%t, about a day. Just put lots of litter in there.

That's OK man. My 286 is in the shop.

rec.autos.simulators

Got GPL, what to do with wife and cats...

Got GPL, what to do with wife and cats...

Got GPL, what to do with wife and cats...

Got GPL, what to do with wife and cats...

Got GPL, what to do with wife and cats...

Got GPL, what to do with wife and cats...

Got GPL, what to do with wife and cats...

Got GPL, what to do with wife and cats...