rec.autos.simulators

I heard you were all assholes

Bob Casanov

I heard you were all assholes

by Bob Casanov » Wed, 28 Aug 2002 06:25:18

On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in
rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus"

Well, only ***s post ***like this to newsgroups. You
were saying...?

<snip>

--

Bob C.

"Evidence confirming an observation is
evidence that the observation is wrong."
                          - McNameless

Bob Casanov

I heard you were all assholes

by Bob Casanov » Wed, 28 Aug 2002 06:29:22

On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in
rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus"

--

Bob C.

"Evidence confirming an observation is
evidence that the observation is wrong."
                          - McNameless

Tom Hartm

I heard you were all assholes

by Tom Hartm » Thu, 29 Aug 2002 12:49:21


> On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in
> rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus"

> >Tell Albert it's bizarre killing throughout a spoon.  Get your
> >eventually dying jacket before my desert.  What doesn't Liz seek
> >superbly?  

> >Who will you live the closed abysmal dryers before Samuel does?  
> >We promise the worthwhile powder and dine it in its evening.  
> >It can waste *** farmers above the pretty durable cellar, whilst
> >Ramez slowly calls them too.  Her sticker was shallow, angry, and
> >cleans on the river.  She can help seemingly if Tamara's elbow isn't
> >poor.  The papers, balls, and tapes are all handsome and inner.  My
> >blunt dust won't arrive before I like it.  The bucket alongside the
> >lost drawer is the lentil that excuses truly.  How will we reject after
> >Abu walks the young monolith's carpenter?  "

ETC....

Where did this nonsense verse come from? Actually find it pretty
interesting..what is it?

Buzz Haz

I heard you were all assholes

by Buzz Haz » Thu, 29 Aug 2002 13:02:21



...I think those are the lyrics to a Yes song :)

Actually, there is "author" software that uses a standard
formula and mixing nouns, verbs, adjectives etc..to form what
can be called "AI writing". There is the odd hit that makes sense
but it's mostly drivel.

--
Buzz Haze-Ottawa ON
87 5.0 LX Coupe
http://www.racesimcentral.net/

Jan

I heard you were all assholes

by Jan » Thu, 29 Aug 2002 14:35:47






> > > On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in
> > > rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus"

> > > >Tell Albert it's bizarre killing throughout a spoon.  Get your
> > > >eventually dying jacket before my desert.  What doesn't Liz seek
> > > >superbly?

> > > >Who will you live the closed abysmal dryers before Samuel does?
> > > >We promise the worthwhile powder and dine it in its evening.
> > > >It can waste *** farmers above the pretty durable cellar, whilst
> > > >Ramez slowly calls them too.  Her sticker was shallow, angry, and
> > > >cleans on the river.  She can help seemingly if Tamara's elbow isn't
> > > >poor.  The papers, balls, and tapes are all handsome and inner.  My
> > > >blunt dust won't arrive before I like it.  The bucket alongside the
> > > >lost drawer is the lentil that excuses truly.  How will we reject after
> > > >Abu walks the young monolith's carpenter?  "

> > ETC....

> > Where did this nonsense verse come from? Actually find it pretty
> > interesting..what is it?

> ...I think those are the lyrics to a Yes song :)

> Actually, there is "author" software that uses a standard
> formula and mixing nouns, verbs, adjectives etc..to form what
> can be called "AI writing". There is the odd hit that makes sense
> but it's mostly drivel.

Just like RAMVA... so maybe it's not even Off Topic here ? LOL

jan

John Staffor

I heard you were all assholes

by John Staffor » Thu, 29 Aug 2002 22:19:18



That's it. True.

John Staffor

I heard you were all assholes

by John Staffor » Thu, 29 Aug 2002 22:24:46


wrote on 8/28/02 12:35 AM:

Well, I could put up a RAMVA post generator. It would have to emulate
strictly newbies.  Just seed the driver data with "My car won't" +- (start,
idle, shift, heat) +- "and it" (drifts, shakes, vibrates, grinds, smells, is
too hot) +- "How can I go" (faster, cheaper, lower, louder). And end each
thread with the original post saying "FOR SALE!"

Man, I'm really tempted.

Brian Mailma

I heard you were all assholes

by Brian Mailma » Fri, 30 Aug 2002 02:29:37




> > Actually, there is "author" software that uses a standard
> > formula and mixing nouns, verbs, adjectives etc..to form what
> > can be called "AI writing". There is the odd hit that makes sense
> > but it's mostly drivel.

> That's it. True.

The alt.config regulars are getting their names and addresses forged to
these things.  Here:

This link to the McAfee site explains the alt.config "virus".
http://hq.mcafeeasap.com/dispTrojan.asp?virus_k=99220

B/

Zodia

I heard you were all assholes

by Zodia » Fri, 30 Aug 2002 03:19:19


It's not unlike the random-phrase generator a friend of mine had a handful
of years ago... I think it was a screensaver, and it would use its
dictionary (plus any words or names you chose to add) to create sentences
that were grammatically correct but logically nonsensical.
If you noticed, it was cross-posted to half a dozen other auto NGs, so
follow-ups may want to strip those out to keep our cross-chatter to a
minimum. Best thing to do is to treat it like any other troll, and stroll.
:)
+-=Z=-+

Bob Casanov

I heard you were all assholes

by Bob Casanov » Fri, 30 Aug 2002 09:22:17

On 27 Aug 2002 20:49:21 -0700, the following appeared in
rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by


>> On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in
>> rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus"

<CrapSnip>

Supposedly it contains a virus. I wouldn't know, since I
open everything as text. And sorry for the empty post; I hit
"send" inadvertently before I snipped and added my comment.

--

Bob C.

"Evidence confirming an observation is
evidence that the observation is wrong."
                          - McNameless

jimt

I heard you were all assholes

by jimt » Fri, 30 Aug 2002 13:17:48

lets see..i will need my osiris, apple script, perl, perl language
geneator app.,,and then maybe a cron file...  Naaah.  too much work!
jimt




> wrote on 8/28/02 12:35 AM:

> > Just like RAMVA... so maybe it's not even Off Topic here ? LOL

> Well, I could put up a RAMVA post generator. It would have to emulate
> strictly newbies.  Just seed the driver data with "My car won't" +- (start,
> idle, shift, heat) +- "and it" (drifts, shakes, vibrates, grinds, smells, is
> too hot) +- "How can I go" (faster, cheaper, lower, louder). And end each
> thread with the original post saying "FOR SALE!"

> Man, I'm really tempted.

jimt

I heard you were all assholes

by jimt » Fri, 30 Aug 2002 13:18:16

lets see..i will need my osiris, apple script, perl, perl language
geneator app.,,and then maybe a cron file...  Naaah.  too much work!
jimt




> wrote on 8/28/02 12:35 AM:

> > Just like RAMVA... so maybe it's not even Off Topic here ? LOL

> Well, I could put up a RAMVA post generator. It would have to emulate
> strictly newbies.  Just seed the driver data with "My car won't" +- (start,
> idle, shift, heat) +- "and it" (drifts, shakes, vibrates, grinds, smells, is
> too hot) +- "How can I go" (faster, cheaper, lower, louder). And end each
> thread with the original post saying "FOR SALE!"

> Man, I'm really tempted.

Juper Wor

I heard you were all assholes

by Juper Wor » Sun, 01 Sep 2002 00:21:01

Slightly off topic, but this is a good one.

http://www.JumpingArmadillo.co.uk/AutoInsult/

JW




> > Where did this nonsense verse come from? Actually find it pretty
> > interesting..what is it?

> It's not unlike the random-phrase generator a friend of mine had a handful
> of years ago... I think it was a screensaver, and it would use its
> dictionary (plus any words or names you chose to add) to create sentences
> that were grammatically correct but logically nonsensical.
> If you noticed, it was cross-posted to half a dozen other auto NGs, so
> follow-ups may want to strip those out to keep our cross-chatter to a
> minimum. Best thing to do is to treat it like any other troll, and stroll.
> :)
> +-=Z=-+


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