But please, no discussions on the merits of***pit vs. "hood" racing.
We've already beaten that dead horse. :-)
I just want to know if such a thing is available, and if so, from where? If
anyone has such a thing, could you throw it up into the binaries pleasse?
A local man arrested for beating a dead horse. Police say he kept
mumbling over and over.
"Ain't no kite flying, (Thwack!)bumperhanging,(Thud!)
roofriding(Swoosh!) arcadeviewthumbdriving,(Thump!) hanglider
pilot."
Already a local attorney has stepped forth claiming to represent the man
and saying, "we look forward to our day in court where we will prove without
a shadow of a doubt that GOD intended man to drive from a***pit view."
"Furthermore," the lawyer went on to say, "We have recently translated
portions of the Dead Seat Scrolls that support our position, and cave paintings
and hieroglyphics from ancient pyramids that all show people in***pits. But
nowhere can we find any evidence that shows a man flying magically above
and behind his car. We expect a quick ruling to restrain this abhorrent
behavior and clear my client's name. By the way...that horse was already
dead...d.e.a.d."
