Also, some intelligence and realism would be great. The cops are
essentially heatseekers wanting to immediately destroy you with no
questions asked for driving without headlights and they perform this
"duty" with less care of innocent law-abiding citizens than your
average drunken *** who still believes he'll live forever.
Once the cops get active, they serve only one purpose - to demolish you
at all costs. They appear from nowhere in numbers which could only
indicate resources the magnitude of US defence budget. In about
15 seconds you'll realize that you have initiated a manhunt of the decade
by accidentally rear-ending someone's car when cruising at 22 mph.
So is this just a funny little arcade title where AI couldn't possibly
become an issue? No way. The game could've been so much better if they
had just managed to spice it up with some credible AI. Unfortunately,
intelligence is merely replaced by brute force to produce some kind of
challenge.
As it is, if something unexpected happens in an intersection the cars
just stand there for eternity, lines gathering behind them, but of course
you have no time to marvel this demonstration of collective dumbness
(I guess they relied on it when developing the game - just keep the guy
busy somehow and he won't notice we took a few shortcuts), since the
whole game is really nothing more than just timed urban slalom: go here,
you've got 2 minutes, go there, you've got 4 minutes. We're quite
familiar with straight checkpoint formula, even if disguised a bit.
Pedestrians are seemingly able to alternate their molecule density as
sometimes they just leap into places where they couldn't possibly be.
When it's raining, it's raining so hard that when you slip into a parking
garage, it's just as slippery under the roof where you'd expect it to be
dry. Minor imperfection but speaks volumes of the general lack of
attention to detail.
The cops are so dumb a child could delude them. If you're positioned in a
certain way when you enter their triggering perimeter on a freeway, they
drive straight into a 4-lane freeway's mid-section barrier because their
canned behavior wasn't supposed to be initiated in that particular time
and place.
The physics have also their share of oddities. Even without the supercars
cheat it's quite possible to collide in a way which hurls you into the
orbit in about 0.2 seconds - something NASA would be proud of.
Yes, I'm being harsh here. But only because I saw potential and I saw it
ruined. I'm not saying people couldn't have lots of fun with this title,
sure they can. But Driver could've been something great, something we'd
still remember in 2005. Now it lacks intelligence in a big way and for
me, that's a deciding factor. Feeding something like this to the ***
community as a full price game is a downright insult to their
intelligence.
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Antti Markus Peteri
15 miles. your dim light shines from so far away
- Soul Asylum, Promises Broken