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Microsoft F1

DPHI

Microsoft F1

by DPHI » Mon, 15 Jun 1998 04:00:00

OK, I stole this off an AOL Forum, but I had to share it with everyone!

The top ten features of a Microsoft F1 Car:

10. The car starts by double clicking the left button on the steering wheel.

9. If a crew member changes a wing setting during a pit stop, the engine must
be restarted for the change to take effect.

8. Designers blame poor performance on compatibility issues with the track.

7. A CD-ROM drive is optional but recommended.

6. Engine failure is accompanied by the chord.wav sound and/or the***pit
display turning bright blue.

5. If a nose or other part is changed during a race, the team is also required
to change drivers.

4. Pit crew members wear those silly looking suits like in the commercial.
(Oh, wait, sorry, that's Intel.)

3. The older the track, the slower the car runs.

2. Each car comes bundled with a Ford Explorer, but pending litigation may also
require bundling a Lincoln Navigator.

1. Despite what they may claim, from time to time, and for no apparent reason,
the car still crashes.

don

"To race is to live, everything else is just waiting." - Rudi Caricciola


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