TOP 10 SIGNS THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO YOU AT THE RACE IS A FORD FAN !
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10. Introduces you to the family- Rusty, Russ, Rubbecca and the twins Crown and Victoria.
9. You can't help notice the wife's gopher feet jewelry.
8. His grandstand cooler is a live-bait box from "Fishing Buddies".
7. Begins unbolting the bleacher benches and tells you "These things are
gonna be way more comfortable than the seats already in the Topaz".
6. His amount of teeth and Rusty Wallace's car number match.
5. Instead of "Molson X" beer he's drinking "Yellow Snow" wine coolers.
4. Claims to have "Ford Tough" in his pants.
3. His daughter hikes up her shorts and shows you the '76 Mustang backseat
pattern permanently impressed in her ***cheeks.
2. Says he used to have trouble remembering which gears came first on the
Ranger pickup truck until he woodburned the shift pattern into his son's head.
AND THE NUMBER 1 SIGN THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO YOU AT THE RACE IS A FORD
FAN:
1. His wife tells you he reminds her of a FireBird - Nothing up front and
just overheated ***in the rear.
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