"car-tweaking gear ***s"? Well i never! Hummmph!
"Simulation mode is extremely difficult to control for anyone without a
steering wheel (sorry, I recently sold mine)" And this guy is reviewing
driving sims????
"When I was 17 I shortened the family car by about a foot, using only a
slippery downtown street and the bumber of the car in front of me." Maybe
the reviewer was tramatized causing him to hate car sims?
"Ok, so maybe they're not the rolling mirrors of Need for Speed 3, but they
are shiny damn it!" I'm beggining to think the reviewer does not wash his
car or he would relize that cars are made of metal and ARE SHINY!!!! Oh
wait, he scratched the paint off on that slippery downtown street!
Nevermind :-)
"...but the designers seem to have built the cars' axles out of fine
crystal." Lets see......heavy streat car, 150mph, hits 2ft bump, flys 5ft
in the air, lands, i'm guessing 3-5 tons of pressure on impact, crystal
eh???
"The customization options are so numerous as to defy mention. Unfortunately
for me, I still have to talk about them." Just where DID they find this
guy?!?!?!
I'm beggining to wonder why i read his entire review. It only frustrated me
to the point of posting my complaints here!!! :-)
>"Simulation freaks are gonna enjoy this title ling after arcade gear
>jockey's LIKE MYSELF have shelved it for more arcade-like racers, such as
>Need for Speed or Speed Busters."
>I think that about says it all. Again, another acrade reviewer is assigned
>to Viper Racing. Also "jockey's like myself" would mean "jockey is like
>myself". That is not even proper English! LoL
>>Seven pages of idiocy:
>>http://www.racesimcentral.net/***.net/reviews/sims/viper_racing/
>>Where do they dig up these reviewers?
>>--
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