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don hodgdo

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by don hodgdo » Fri, 02 Jul 1999 04:00:00

WOTFLMAO!!!

How 'bout having the wabbits wun in wevewse?

BTW, in rule #5 you misspelled wace...twice<vbg>


>OK I've heard enough talk recently about wide heights, wealism, wacing
lines
>and woodoo cards. It's time for a bit of light relief.

>MARK SEERY ***SPORTS PROUDLY PRESENTS.....

>THE GLADIATOR WABBIT CHALLENGE.
>I am looking for drivers to wun a one off wace, never to be wepeated till
>the next time <G>

>Wules.

>1. Each team will have a F3 driver and Wabbit. (for the uninitiated amongst
>you, a wabbit is the term used to describe a F1 car joining a F3 race).

>2. The object of the wace is for the wabbit to win the wace.

>3. The object of having a F3 car is to stop all wabbits from opposing teams
>from making it to the finish line.

>4. Gentlemanly conduct will not be tolerated and may result in
>disqualification.

>5. There will be no qualifying or testing for this race. The venue for this
>gig will not be disclosed till the night of the race.

>6. All teams will be decided by way of a wandom draw out of the hat on the
>night. This will include whether you wun a wabbit or F3 car.

>7. There are no more rules <G>

>Interested parties please mail me ASAP.

>Need I say more .......lol

>--
>Mark Seery
>GPML league director
>http://www.racesimcentral.net/

Mark Seer

Gwatuitous violence

by Mark Seer » Sat, 03 Jul 1999 04:00:00

OK I've heard enough talk recently about wide heights, wealism, wacing lines
and woodoo cards. It's time for a bit of light relief.

MARK SEERY ***SPORTS PROUDLY PRESENTS.....

THE GLADIATOR WABBIT CHALLENGE.
I am looking for drivers to wun a one off wace, never to be wepeated till
the next time <G>

Wules.

1. Each team will have a F3 driver and Wabbit. (for the uninitiated amongst
you, a wabbit is the term used to describe a F1 car joining a F3 race).

2. The object of the wace is for the wabbit to win the wace.

3. The object of having a F3 car is to stop all wabbits from opposing teams
from making it to the finish line.

4. Gentlemanly conduct will not be tolerated and may result in
disqualification.

5. There will be no qualifying or testing for this race. The venue for this
gig will not be disclosed till the night of the race.

6. All teams will be decided by way of a wandom draw out of the hat on the
night. This will include whether you wun a wabbit or F3 car.

7. There are no more rules <G>

Interested parties please mail me ASAP.

Need I say more .......lol

--
Mark Seery
GPML league director
http://www.racesimcentral.net/

Dan Belch

Gwatuitous violence

by Dan Belch » Sat, 03 Jul 1999 04:00:00

LOL!  Good spell checking job.  Hehehe

Dan Belcher
Team Racing Unlimited

Jesse Blac

Gwatuitous violence

by Jesse Blac » Sat, 03 Jul 1999 04:00:00

Great Idea.  Roller Derby!!!!!!!!!!!


>OK I've heard enough talk recently about wide heights, wealism, wacing
lines
>and woodoo cards. It's time for a bit of light relief.

>MARK SEERY ***SPORTS PROUDLY PRESENTS.....

>THE GLADIATOR WABBIT CHALLENGE.
>I am looking for drivers to wun a one off wace, never to be wepeated till
>the next time <G>

>Wules.

>1. Each team will have a F3 driver and Wabbit. (for the uninitiated amongst
>you, a wabbit is the term used to describe a F1 car joining a F3 race).

>2. The object of the wace is for the wabbit to win the wace.

>3. The object of having a F3 car is to stop all wabbits from opposing teams
>from making it to the finish line.

>4. Gentlemanly conduct will not be tolerated and may result in
>disqualification.

>5. There will be no qualifying or testing for this race. The venue for this
>gig will not be disclosed till the night of the race.

>6. All teams will be decided by way of a wandom draw out of the hat on the
>night. This will include whether you wun a wabbit or F3 car.

>7. There are no more rules <G>

>Interested parties please mail me ASAP.

>Need I say more .......lol

>--
>Mark Seery
>GPML league director
>http://www.racesimcentral.net/

Smogbik

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by Smogbik » Sun, 04 Jul 1999 04:00:00

Hi, Mark,

Here in Seattle, I've been contending with my nemesis <Gianni ***bath> in a
series of races we call "Gran Prix-mageddon."  The race field pulls away from
the start grid, and Gianni and I turn around to race backwards thru the oncoming
cars. The object is still to win the race, but we also award points for various
bits of damage, both to our own cars and to the AI cars.

I guarantee lotza fun, and a handy release from the "normal" pressures of GPL.

Good luck with the series,
from your friend in the aether,

Smogbike


> OK I've heard enough talk recently about wide heights, wealism, wacing lines
> and woodoo cards. It's time for a bit of light relief.

> MARK SEERY ***SPORTS PROUDLY PRESENTS.....

> THE GLADIATOR WABBIT CHALLENGE.
> I am looking for drivers to wun a one off wace, never to be wepeated till
> the next time <G>

> Wules.

> 1. Each team will have a F3 driver and Wabbit. (for the uninitiated amongst
> you, a wabbit is the term used to describe a F1 car joining a F3 race).

> 2. The object of the wace is for the wabbit to win the wace.

> 3. The object of having a F3 car is to stop all wabbits from opposing teams
> from making it to the finish line.

> 4. Gentlemanly conduct will not be tolerated and may result in
> disqualification.

> 5. There will be no qualifying or testing for this race. The venue for this
> gig will not be disclosed till the night of the race.

> 6. All teams will be decided by way of a wandom draw out of the hat on the
> night. This will include whether you wun a wabbit or F3 car.

> 7. There are no more rules <G>

> Interested parties please mail me ASAP.

> Need I say more .......lol

> --
> Mark Seery
> GPML league director
> http://www.racesimcentral.net/

Mark Seer

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by Mark Seer » Sun, 04 Jul 1999 04:00:00

Sounds like fun Smog :-).
The whole idea here has come about as a result of two things.

1. As you say, a bit of light hearted fun as a diversion from normal league
activities.

1. As a result of being totally pissed off with having F1 cars wrecking what
would otherwise have been a great number of competitive F3 races. This has
become an all too regular occurence and source of irritation to F3 racers on
GSB. These bandits invariably seem to be the type that can only lap the Glen
in 1:15, and have trouble keeping it on the road for more than 5 corners at
a time. ......Fastest enough to get pole and wreck lap records on the front
page, but too incompetent not to take half the following pack out within 30
seconds of the start.

Mark

> Hi, Mark,

> Here in Seattle, I've been contending with my nemesis <Gianni ***bath>
in a
> series of races we call "Gran Prix-mageddon."  The race field pulls away
from
> the start grid, and Gianni and I turn around to race backwards thru the
oncoming
> cars. The object is still to win the race, but we also award points for
various
> bits of damage, both to our own cars and to the AI cars.

> I guarantee lotza fun, and a handy release from the "normal" pressures of
GPL.

> Good luck with the series,
> from your friend in the aether,

> Smogbike


> > OK I've heard enough talk recently about wide heights, wealism, wacing
lines
> > and woodoo cards. It's time for a bit of light relief.

> > MARK SEERY ***SPORTS PROUDLY PRESENTS.....

> > THE GLADIATOR WABBIT CHALLENGE.
> > I am looking for drivers to wun a one off wace, never to be wepeated
till
> > the next time <G>

> > Wules.

> > 1. Each team will have a F3 driver and Wabbit. (for the uninitiated
amongst
> > you, a wabbit is the term used to describe a F1 car joining a F3 race).

> > 2. The object of the wace is for the wabbit to win the wace.

> > 3. The object of having a F3 car is to stop all wabbits from opposing
teams
> > from making it to the finish line.

> > 4. Gentlemanly conduct will not be tolerated and may result in
> > disqualification.

> > 5. There will be no qualifying or testing for this race. The venue for
this
> > gig will not be disclosed till the night of the race.

> > 6. All teams will be decided by way of a wandom draw out of the hat on
the
> > night. This will include whether you wun a wabbit or F3 car.

> > 7. There are no more rules <G>

> > Interested parties please mail me ASAP.

> > Need I say more .......lol

> > --
> > Mark Seery
> > GPML league director
> > http://www.racesimcentral.net/


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