7 Rings to the combined CART/irl TV audience
9 Rings for the Cart owners who cut and ran
1 Ring for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne.
1 Ring to Rule them all,1 Ring to find them all,
and in the darkness bind them, in Indianpolis
where the shadows lie.
" I come to you now, at the turn of the tide."
"Renewed was the series that was broken."
"I gave hope to Open Wheel Road Racing Fans,
I kept none for myself."
Starring Roger Penske as the Witch King of Angmar
Michael Andretti, Bobby Rahal, Mo Nunn, & Chip
Ganassi as the Nazgul.
Al Unser Jr as Gollum
Paul Tracy as Frodo
Tony Cicale as Sam
Darin Manning as Boromir
Ford/Cosworth as the Riders of Rohan
Honda/Toyota as Saruman
Chevrolet as Pippin
Lola as Merry
Chris Pook as Theoden
Jimmy Vasser & Ryan Hunter Ray as Gimli &Legolas.
Judge Frank J. Otte as Gandalf
A.J. Almendinger as Aragorn
And T*** Effing G***** as the Great Eye.