rec.autos.simulators

Money for Nothing

JCA..

Money for Nothing

by JCA.. » Wed, 22 Oct 1997 04:00:00

Well, almost nothing..... Read the following. Many people will bet more
money on a football game or a hockey game. or even the lotto! for a lot
less return. What have you got to lose? $5.00 and a little time. What
have you got to gain? A lot of money! Make Big $$$s as a Mailing List
Developer. READ THIS FIRST!! THIS IS NOT A GET RICH QUICK SCAM! Now
before you read on I am going to tell you that this is really going to
work for you because it has for me, and its making me a bundle, thats
the truth, because for one you have to work at this one, So if you are
looking for a get rich scam go somewhere else! because the way this
works is the more work you put
in the more you make! and all you have to invest is $5.00. Somebody once
said "It takes money to make money" But going as you read on you will
come to the conclusion that it doesnt take alot of money! So the facts
below are very true, and I am not lying! OK LETS START! I receive
envelopes by mail with dollar bills in them. How is this possible? Take
a minute and read this. This is not a get rich quick scheme; it is your
own home business developing mailing lists. It is legal. Like most
people I am skeptical of things of this nature. But, after much
thought,I have tried it out. Honestly, it takes a lot of work on your
part to make it work. In the end you will be satisfied. Please read
through the attached comments and excerpts. They are quite thorough on
how this will work for you. There is absolutely nothing to lose on this
deal!!!! NEW VERSION ! 1997 (Legal Questions Addressed!) In late October
of 1996, I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me that I
could make $50,000 within a month for an investment of only $5. I
thought, "OH YEAH!! IVE GOT A BRIDGE ILL SELL YOU TOO!!" It sounded
like all the rest of the 'get rich quick' schemes and scams Ive seen
over the past
40 years or so. I spoke to my attorney, a few friends, and family about
it, and they all agreed it was some kind of scam. I cant stand scams,
because usually someone gets burned, and I didnt want it to be me.
After rejecting the idea at first, it kind of played on my mind and I
thought, what if it really worked?" I realized all I had to lose was
$5.00, I usually blow that much on the lottery every week anyway, so I
figured what the heck, and decided to give it a shot. Within two weeks I
began receiving money in the mail! Soon, hundreds, and then thousands of
dollars began to roll in. Within 4 weeks, I had received a total of
$46,812.00! It came from everywhere in the world." Lately, Ive doubled
my efforts and the money is rolling in even faster. its a VERY
comfortable living. Now, I am really going to work! If I can make as
much as I have, and still am, on a lousy $5.00 investment, $5.00 on a
chance to make $100,000.00 or more in a month, especially when the
business has already proven itself." If you follow the three steps
below, there is no reason why the same shouldnt happen to you! This is
a legitimate investment opportunity. You invest $5, and you receive a
return on your investment. So does the next investor. THIS IS NOT
ILLEGAL, THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER, THIS IS PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE. (See
additional legal details below.) THE PROCEDURE IS SIMPLE:
1) Invest your $5.00 by writing your name and address on five separate
pieces of paper along with the words:
"PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST: $1 USD PROCESSING FEE IS
ENCLOSED."
(In this way, youre not just sending ONE dollar to someone; youre
paying for a legitimate service.)
IF IN CANADA
Put a loonie in a piece of folded paper saying what it says at the
top of step #1 and mail it as you would normaly do!
IF IN USA
Fold $1 U.S.treasury bill inside each
piece of paper saying what it says at the top of step #1, and mail them
by standard U.S.(or other) Mail
to the following five addresses!
1. A. Bertucci
2929 South Lowe
Chicago, IL, 60616
U.S.A.
2. John Bocock
10210 Baseline #288
Alta Loma, CA, 91701
3. L.P. Roig
1810 Meadowlark Dr.
Keller, TX 76248
4. M. T. Stanley
3331 Amsterdam Rd
Scotia, N.Y. 12302
5. J.C. Lewis
830 West 84th Street
Hialeah, FL 33014  
-- Important that you send the names above a $1.00 or it is not legal!
So
for your sake send the names above $1.00 to make your business legal! So
it will cost you only $5.00 to make you thousands!--
2) Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other four names
up. In other words, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name as the fifth
one on the list. You can do this by simply retyping the article or
reposting it to other newsgroups with the edited addresses.
3) Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are 22,000, so it
shouldnt be hard to find that many. Remember, there are no "Free
Lunches"
in this world so the harder you work the more money you will make. You
are now in the mail order investment business, and should start seeing
returns within a week or two. Of course, the more newsgroups you post
to, the
greater your return will be. If you wish to remain anonymous, you may
use a pseudonym, but make sure your address is correct.
LEGAL ? ? ? People have asked me if this is really legal. It is! You are
using the Internet to advertise your business. What is that business?
You are assembling a mailing list of people who are interested in home
based computer and online businesses and methods of generating income at
home.
Remember - people send you a small fee to be added to your list. It is
legal. What will you do with your
list of thousands of names? Thats up to you.
MORE LEGALESE: This opportunity has been incorrectly described as a
pyramid scheme by doubters and those unwilling to risk $5 for the
chance at a huge payoff. This is not a pyramid, and not even as close to
one as many legitimized multi-level marketing systems (Amway, NSA,
NCI, etc. etc.) The difference here is that the names above you do not
remain on the list forever-in five rounds they are removed. There is no
residual income that
continues forever with no further effort on your part. You can always
add your name to the bottom of the next list you see, but you start from
the bottom again. Build your mailing list, keep good accounts, declare
the income, and pay your taxes. By doing this you prove your business
intentions, and can also take advantage of business write-offs on your
tax return. You need your computer, an internet account, and a
spreadsheet, database or mailing list software to conduct your business.
You will also need to
drive to the bank, the post office, the office supply store-all of these
costs can be used to offset your income taxes. There really is no
risk-eat cheaper lunches for a week and youve covered the $5.
Thebiggest risk is not to try.
" NOW HERE IS WHY THE SYSTEM WORKS " The internet is growing at a
tremendous rate - it doubles in size every 4 months. Think about it. You
see those "Make Money Fast" posts more and more. All that growth means
profits for everyone who participates. There are no losers. Of every 200
posts I made, I received 5 responses. That probably doesnt seem like
much. You make $5 for every 200 posts with your name at #5. Each person
who sent you $1 now also makes 200
additional postings with your name at #4. i.e.. 1000 postings. On
average therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at #4.
$50.00. Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each with your name at #3
or 10,000 postings. Average return 500 people = $500.00. They make 200
postings each with your
name at #2 = 100,000 postings = 5000 return at $1 each = $5,000.
Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings with your name at #1 and you get
a return of $50,000 before your name drops off the list. AND THATS IF
EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES ONLY 200 POSTINGS! Total income in one
cycle = $50,000. >From time to time, when you see your name no longer on
the list, you take the latest posting that appears in the newsgroups,
and send out another $5, and put your name at #5, and start posting
again. Remember, 200 postings is only a guideline. The more you post,
the greater the return. Lets review why you should do this. THE ONLY
COST IS $5, AND 5 STAMPS, AND 5 ENVELOPES. Anyone can afford $5 for such
an effortless investment with such SPECTACULAR RETURNS. Some people have
said to me, "what happens if the scheme is played out and no one sends
me any money?" Big Deal, so you lose $5.00 but what are the chances of
that happening? SINCE THIS IS A BRAND NEW PROGRAM AS OF OCTOBER 1, 1997,
YOURE IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR! There are millions of internet users, and
millions of new net surfers every month. Remember- read the instructions
carefully, and play fairly. THATS the only way this will work. Get a
printout so you can refer back to this article easily. Keep a list of
everyone that sends you money, keep good books, pay your taxes, and
always keep an eye on the postings to make sure everyone is playing
fairly. You know where your name should be. If youre really not sure or
still think this cant be for real, then dont do it. But please print
this article and pass it along to someone you know who really needs the
bucks, and see what happens.
REMEMBER-HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. WHAT ARE 5 DOLLARS TO YOU? YOU
DONT NEED TO CHEAT THIS IDEA TO MAKE MONEY!!! (We will monitor the
program and if we find you have cheated by not sending your money to
your five recipients, we will just dump you out of the system). This is
the easiest way that you can make a buck. Think how excited youll be to
open up your mailbox day after day! Will it be $50? or $5,000? Start
making your plans, because it can happen to you. DONT PASS UP THIS ONCE
IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS FAST WITH YOUR WEB BROWSER: The Fastest Way To
Post To a Newsletter: Highlight and COPY (Ctrl-C for copy) the text of
this e-mail message and PASTE it into a text editor (Notepad) and SAVE
it (as a .txt file). After you have made the necessary changes that are
outlined above, simply COPY and PASTE the text into the message section
of the message composition window, select a Newsgroup and post it! If
you have Netscape 3.0 do EXACTLY the following:
1) Click on any news group like normal, THEN click on TO NEWS, which
is on the far left when youre in the newsgroups page. This will bring
up a box to type a message in.
2) Leave the newsgroup box like it is, CHANGE the subject box to
something flashy, like, "NEED CASH $$$ READ HERE $$$" or "FAST CASH"!!!
3) Tab once and you should be ready to type. Now, retype (only once)
THIS whole article WORD FOR WORD, except insert your name at #5, and
remove #1 off the list, plus any other small changes you think you need
to make. Keep almost all of it the SAME!
4) When youre done typing the WHOLE article, click on FILE in THIS BOX,
RIGHT ABOVE SEND, NOT WHERE IT SAYS NETSCAPE NEWS ON THE FIRST BOX.Click
on SAVE AS when youre under FILE. Save your article as a text file to
your C: or A: drive. DO NOT SEND OR POST YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU DO THIS.
Once saved, move on to number 5 below. NOTE: If you dont want to type
in the whole article by hand, AND you know how to use a plain text
editor (like Notepad), you can edit the file ahead of time, then attach
it as shown in step 6.) If you still have all of your text, send or post
to this newsgroup now by just clicking send (right below FILE, and right
above Cc:).
6) Heres where youre going to post all 200. OK, click on any news
group then click on TO NEWS, again in the top left corner. Leave the
NEWSGROUPS BOX alone again, put a flashy subject title in the SUBJECT
BOX, hit TAB once and youre in the body of the message. Click on
ATTACHMENTS, which is below the SUBJECT BOX. You will get another box to
come up. Click on ATTACH FILE, then find YOUR file that you saved; click
on the file, and then click OPEN now click on OK; if you did this
right, you should see your file name in the
attachments box, and it will be shaded green. Note: If you dont want to
type in the whole article and you know how to use a plain text editor
(Notepad), you can edit the file ahead of time, then attach it.
QUICK TIP! You can post this message to many newsgroups at a time by
simply selecting a newsgroup near the top of the screen, hold down the
SHIFT key, and then select a newsgroup near the bottom of the screen.
All of the newsgroup in-between will also be selected.IF YOU USE IE
EXPLORER... ITS JUST AS EASY...HOLDING DOWN THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON,
highlight this article. then press the 'crtl' key and the 'c' key at the
same time to copy this article. Then print this article for your
records, to have the names of those you will be sending $1 bills to.
2) Go to the news groups and press 'post an article'. A window will
open. Type in your headline in the subject area and then click in the
large window below. Press crtl and then v and the article will be
placed in the
window. If you want to edit the article, do so and then highlight and
copy it again. Now every time you post the article in a new newsgroup
all you have to repeat is ctrl and v and press post.
3) Thats it. Each time you do this, all you have to do is type in a
different newsgroup, so that way, it posts to 200 DIFFERENT
newsgroups,or more. You see? Now you just have 199 to go!! (Dont worry,
each one
takes about 30 seconds, once you get used to it.) REMEMBER 200 IS THE
MINIMUM.
REMEMBER: IF WE ALL PLAY FAIR THIS CAN BE FANTASTIC FOR EVERYONE OH YA,
DONT FORGET TO SEND YOUR $5.00 TO THE PEOPLE AHEAD OF YOU!!!!!  


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