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RASCAR: Demolition Derby - Winner Take All.

elrik

RASCAR: Demolition Derby - Winner Take All.

by elrik » Thu, 28 Aug 2003 09:28:57

< audio volume rises noticibly >

Have you ever felt slighted or insulted in RASCAR ?
Have you ever felt slighted or insulted when just reading about RASCAR ?

Clear the air.  Release that pent up aggretion.

This Saurday Night.   One night only.
-   ACTION, SPINS & SPILLS.     -

Demolition Derby at THUNDERDOME.
-        Come one, Come all.

-  No time/lap limit.
-  Full damage ON.
-  Bristol or Darlington.
-  No Rules
Open to any SOB in RAS
 - Invite list ?  We don't need no stinkin invite list.

Last man standing gets to laugh a whole bunch.

General admission - No reserved seats.

< volume lowers to normal >  we now rejoin regularly scheduled programming.

I would actually pay to see this race if it could be pulled off and all the
"aggrieved parties" participated.  Of course then we would need to run
several heats.  ;o)

Elrikk

PS.  No drivers aids of any kind, of course.  ;o)

Larr

RASCAR: Demolition Derby - Winner Take All.

by Larr » Fri, 29 Aug 2003 12:13:14

For heavens sake, make sure it's a non scoring race :)  LPI's would take a
beating otherwise!

:)

Larry


elrik

RASCAR: Demolition Derby - Winner Take All.

by elrik » Fri, 29 Aug 2003 13:54:27


But of course this is all just a dream.  To be able to actually run such a
race we would also have to run without "yellow flags" enabled and I doubt we
could get "general agreement" on that.

"General agreement"  .  .  . ha ha ha  .  . snort  .  .  ha ha ha   .  .
cackle .  .  .

< collapses in a heap into an ever growing puddle of drool on the floor >

< time passes    .   .   .   composure returns >

Sorry bout that.  Honest,  I feel much better now.

As my Uncle Woflgang said to the judge after being convicted of
*** in the Vienna State Oprea House "Please do no take me avay.  I
vill not do it again."  ;o)

Elrikk


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