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GP3 - 28th July - Operation "Think of an excuse to phone in sick and fool my boss."

idav

GP3 - 28th July - Operation "Think of an excuse to phone in sick and fool my boss."

by idav » Thu, 06 Jul 2000 04:00:00

I'm stumped.

Flu's no good.

Measles, mumps and the pox....nope.

Been there, done that...puked in bucket.

Erm...

Dentists.?

So....so....predictable.

Hang on.....

"Hello  Mr Boss....cough cough wheeze....I cannit come in today....had to
get the Doctor out...
........nope still in bed.....sneeze....he says I've got something
called...GPitis....aye....type 3"

Sounds plausable.

Well thats my excuse.

I'll be at my local EB store...9.00am sharp.

Although...knowing my ***y luck.....I'll come running round the corner and
my Boss will be first in the queue.

Bollocks...hadn't thought of that.

As a punishment he'll probably make me drive a full GP at the "ring" in GPL.

God...don't like the sound of that.

Idav.

Who is going to be one sick puppy come the 28th.

Harjan Bran

GP3 - 28th July - Operation "Think of an excuse to phone in sick and fool my boss."

by Harjan Bran » Thu, 06 Jul 2000 04:00:00

My house mate always has some relative passing away for an excuse. He gets a
lot of sympathy at his school because of the high death rate among his
relatives.


Dave St.Ong

GP3 - 28th July - Operation "Think of an excuse to phone in sick and fool my boss."

by Dave St.Ong » Thu, 06 Jul 2000 04:00:00

I don't know if you're married or not (or your age), but you should have
thought of this date approximately nine months ago.  I know we didn't know
the *exact* release date, but we had a rough idea.  At that time, you
could've decided on a baby with her, and after the birth, you could've done
the honourable thing and take care of the baby (9 months off with paternity
leave), while your wife went back to work.  After she goes to work, change
the baby, give it a bottle, put it to bed, and get GP3 going until the wife
gets home....damn..I shoulda thought of this back then also...lol

Dave


> My house mate always has some relative passing away for an excuse. He gets
a
> lot of sympathy at his school because of the high death rate among his
> relatives.



> > I'm stumped.

> > Flu's no good.

> > Measles, mumps and the pox....nope.

> > Been there, done that...puked in bucket.

> > Erm...

> > Dentists.?

> > So....so....predictable.

> > Hang on.....

> > "Hello  Mr Boss....cough cough wheeze....I cannit come in today....had
to
> > get the Doctor out...
> > ........nope still in bed.....sneeze....he says I've got something
> > called...GPitis....aye....type 3"

> > Sounds plausable.

> > Well thats my excuse.

> > I'll be at my local EB store...9.00am sharp.

> > Although...knowing my ***y luck.....I'll come running round the corner
> and
> > my Boss will be first in the queue.

> > Bollocks...hadn't thought of that.

> > As a punishment he'll probably make me drive a full GP at the "ring" in
> GPL.

> > God...don't like the sound of that.

> > Idav.

> > Who is going to be one sick puppy come the 28th.

Andy Jone

GP3 - 28th July - Operation "Think of an excuse to phone in sick and fool my boss."

by Andy Jone » Fri, 07 Jul 2000 04:00:00

Wow, and I thought getting the necessary upgrade on my machine was going to
make GP3 ***ion a pretty expensive past time. If then you add a few
hundred thousand to raise another offspring, it would almost be cheaper to
start your own F1 team and do it for real !

Andy


> I don't know if you're married or not (or your age), but you should have
> thought of this date approximately nine months ago.  I know we didn't know
> the *exact* release date, but we had a rough idea.  At that time, you
> could've decided on a baby with her, and after the birth, you could've
done
> the honourable thing and take care of the baby (9 months off with
paternity
> leave), while your wife went back to work.  After she goes to work, change
> the baby, give it a bottle, put it to bed, and get GP3 going until the
wife
> gets home....damn..I shoulda thought of this back then also...lol

> Dave



> > My house mate always has some relative passing away for an excuse. He
gets
> a
> > lot of sympathy at his school because of the high death rate among his
> > relatives.



> > > I'm stumped.

> > > Flu's no good.

> > > Measles, mumps and the pox....nope.

> > > Been there, done that...puked in bucket.

> > > Erm...

> > > Dentists.?

> > > So....so....predictable.

> > > Hang on.....

> > > "Hello  Mr Boss....cough cough wheeze....I cannit come in today....had
> to
> > > get the Doctor out...
> > > ........nope still in bed.....sneeze....he says I've got something
> > > called...GPitis....aye....type 3"

> > > Sounds plausable.

> > > Well thats my excuse.

> > > I'll be at my local EB store...9.00am sharp.

> > > Although...knowing my ***y luck.....I'll come running round the
corner
> > and
> > > my Boss will be first in the queue.

> > > Bollocks...hadn't thought of that.

> > > As a punishment he'll probably make me drive a full GP at the "ring"
in
> > GPL.

> > > God...don't like the sound of that.

> > > Idav.

> > > Who is going to be one sick puppy come the 28th.

Jo Helse

GP3 - 28th July - Operation "Think of an excuse to phone in sick and fool my boss."

by Jo Helse » Fri, 07 Jul 2000 04:00:00

Not all is lost. He can still adopt a baby.

JoH


>I don't know if you're married or not (or your age), but you should have
>thought of this date approximately nine months ago.  I know we didn't know
>the *exact* release date, but we had a rough idea.  At that time, you
>could've decided on a baby with her, and after the birth, you could've done
>the honourable thing and take care of the baby (9 months off with paternity
>leave), while your wife went back to work.  After she goes to work, change
>the baby, give it a bottle, put it to bed, and get GP3 going until the wife
>gets home....damn..I shoulda thought of this back then also...lol

>Dave

------- The best way to accelerate a Mac is 9.81 m/s2 --------
--------------------------------------------------------------
Ashley McConnel

GP3 - 28th July - Operation "Think of an excuse to phone in sick and fool my boss."

by Ashley McConnel » Sat, 08 Jul 2000 04:00:00

Perhaps he car hire one for a few months and fake a ***ping.....at which
point he can have even longer off due to "stress"

Ash :)


| Not all is lost. He can still adopt a baby.
|
| JoH
|

|
| >I don't know if you're married or not (or your age), but you should have
| >thought of this date approximately nine months ago.  I know we didn't
know
| >the *exact* release date, but we had a rough idea.  At that time, you
| >could've decided on a baby with her, and after the birth, you could've
done
| >the honourable thing and take care of the baby (9 months off with
paternity
| >leave), while your wife went back to work.  After she goes to work,
change
| >the baby, give it a bottle, put it to bed, and get GP3 going until the
wife
| >gets home....damn..I shoulda thought of this back then also...lol
| >
| >Dave
|
|
| ------- The best way to accelerate a Mac is 9.81 m/s2 --------
| --------------------------------------------------------------


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