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If I were God...

madd..

If I were God...

by madd.. » Mon, 31 Jul 2000 04:00:00

I'd have a million lovely concubines, hang out with Enzo Ferrari
drinking 50 year old brandy as if it were tap water and give the sim-
racing community a full-on, balls-to-the-wall F1 simulation capable of
being run at 100fps on a P 75 with all detail on and the current
spec/drivers.  I'd also drive a stake through Bernie Ecclestone's
undead heart and send Max Mosley home to hell.

Unfortunately for all of us, I'm a six-toed sloth with a lazy eye.

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Joe Marque

If I were God...

by Joe Marque » Tue, 01 Aug 2000 04:00:00

LOL!  Especially the sloth line.

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> I'd have a million lovely concubines, hang out with Enzo Ferrari
> drinking 50 year old brandy as if it were tap water and give the sim-
> racing community a full-on, balls-to-the-wall F1 simulation capable of
> being run at 100fps on a P 75 with all detail on and the current
> spec/drivers.  I'd also drive a stake through Bernie Ecclestone's
> undead heart and send Max Mosley home to hell.

> Unfortunately for all of us, I'm a six-toed sloth with a lazy eye.

> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

Dave Henri

If I were God...

by Dave Henri » Tue, 01 Aug 2000 04:00:00

  you forgot to round up the spawn of Satan who owns the
Indy 500 track...(I can't say his name) and do the same to
him as Eckky and Mad Max.
dave henrie
(snips!)
I'd also drive a stake through Bernie Ecclestone's
Tim McArthu

If I were God...

by Tim McArthu » Tue, 01 Aug 2000 04:00:00

Im sorry, the tittle "If I were God" is copyrighted by me for a book that I
am writing. It was to be released early 1998, but more and more subjects
keep poping up.

PS: Joke, but I have considered writing a book named "If I were God" for
some years now.. hehe wierd


> I'd have a million lovely concubines, hang out with Enzo Ferrari
> drinking 50 year old brandy as if it were tap water and give the sim-
> racing community a full-on, balls-to-the-wall F1 simulation capable of
> being run at 100fps on a P 75 with all detail on and the current
> spec/drivers.  I'd also drive a stake through Bernie Ecclestone's
> undead heart and send Max Mosley home to hell.

> Unfortunately for all of us, I'm a six-toed sloth with a lazy eye.

> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.


1. I am the Rice God

2. OH GOD Help..wont start!!! I am stuck!

3. I am God.

4. I am convinced there is a GOD, and hes a PRICK!

5. Ot-Oh my god is it cold in West "by God" Virgina-Stone

6. approaches to the God that likes to be the absolute God

7. I am your left lane hog (was: I am your tailgater - poem)

8. Am I right, or Am I right ehhh?

9. Am no longer DH - Am currently WH

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