How DARE you announce it without having it done already! I suppose
you'll put eating, sleeping, and spending time with your family ahead
of our NEED for this converter!!! You should quit your job, abondon
your family and friends, and IMMEDIATELY start spend 24 hours a day
working on it until you give it to us for free! Gawd you're such a
jerk for doing this but not having it done already!!!
(also TIC for confused readers)
Joe