|> Attention fans and frustrated consumers of the Usenet Newsgroups! Announcing
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|> *** News Rover ***
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|> No more manual shuffling through reams of useless text! No more manual
|> decoding of encoded images and other files! No more manual reconstruction
|> of multi-part messages! No more waiting for long downloads!
You forgot one. Please, allow me. "No more thinking required!"
Sigh. The lobotomizing of the world continues . . .