rec.autos.simulators

A brand new newsgroup has just been formed, and here is the first
posting.

Question:

Hi, I'm new to simulator racing and I just bought NASCAR Racing.  I
was told that I could  go faster at Talladega by taking off the
restrictor plate.  Could someone please tell me how to do this???
Thanks in advance.

Answer:

DON'T BUY GP2!!!  IT SUCKS!!!  GEOFF CRAMMOND IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!  I
HAVE IRREFUTABLE PROOF!!!  THE REASON THE FRAMERATE IS SO POOR IS THAT
THERE ARE HIDDEN SATANIC MESSAGES EMBEDDED IN THE SOURCE CODE.  WE
SHOULD ALL GET FLAMING TORCHES AND GO OVER TO CRAMMOND'S HOUSE AND
BURN IT TO THE GROUND AND SLAUGHTER HIS FAMILY.  IF YOU DISAGREE WITH
ME YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND A MORON, AND YOU ARE NOT A TRUE SIM RACING
FAN.

RANT RANT RANT.

RAVE RAVE RAVE.

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE RESTRICTOR PLATE?  WELL, I 'M A HOT-SHOT
GRAPHICS ARTIST AND MY TIME IS TOO VALUABLE TO WASTE RESPONDING TO
***ING IDIOTS LIKE YOU.  SEND ME TEN BUCKS AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE
ANSWER, MORON.

LOL   :-))

I see you have read/exchanged posts with DG also.

d:~)

#:~>  **Peter**

*sigh*...another lamer...

Get OFF it folks!!  They are just games!!  No sense beating someone up
verbally.  Trust me, I get it alot at school.  Mr. Gary, just ignore
this fool's post.  I dont know what your story is, but this just shows
how immature folks can actually be.  IAN: You need some help dude.  Go
get it.

Mike Frazer

PS-You REALLY need help.  Heck, you use COMPUSERVE!!!

Mike Frazer
#11 American Airlines/STP/MBNA Ford, IGN
Prime Time Motorsports

And that's when he's in a mild mood!  ;-D

JOH

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When everything else failed, we can still become im-
mortal by making an enormous blunder....

                             John Kenneth Galbraith
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www.theuspits.com/iwcccars/index.html-ssi,  www.Nascar2.com/,  
www.nascarnet.com/,  www.pitroad.com/, www.ivga.com/ are good sites for N2
there links will get you around to the rest of the good ones out
there.(simspeed, speed, the pits)
Rob

sumpn' 'bout an anneversary..."

Today, at the near-empty Rec.Autos.Simulators.David.Gary, here's another
posting.

Question:

     Hi, I just got NASCAR Racing II.  Do you know where are the great
sites for painted cars?  Thanks.

Reply:

GOD I DO NOT WANT YOU TO GO TO BETTER SITES LIKE THE PITS OR SOMEWHERE
ELSE WHERE THEIR BETTER CARS ARE FREE!!! BTW, I WANT YOU TO KILL THE DEVIL
GEOFF CRAMMOND!!!

<inbetween snipped>

NOW!!! I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU GOOD WEBSITES, I COMMAND YOU TO BUY MY
SET OF 5 CARS FOR $80.00!!!  OR I WILL SEND A VIRUS TO YOUR EMAIL.

Christopher
http://members.aol.com/ROSCS
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Dale Earnhardt: "Hey Ron...It's Earnhardt...your wife called...said sumpn' 'bout an anneversary..."

Ron Hornaday "Aww..."(slamms on brakes)

You're trying too hard.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

But part of what David says is true.  Don't denie it.  But he sure make
r.a.s. a great place when he starts his "Gp2 shitting".  It's so funny
to read him AND to laugh at all the other who respond to him.  ROTFLMAO.
But he's a heck of a good guy and he's only special.  Also, GCrammond
house is in Hawaii.  It's a Mansion.  That's why there's no rain in GP2.
It's ALWAYS sunny in Honolulu.  Thanks a lot,

Good race at the Brickyard, (Old'Indytrack guy in rec.autos.simulators)
                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ =ymenard now!!!
SPEED- http://www.racesimcentral.net/~speed
     [===]   Go Rubens Barrichello, Jacques Villeneuve,

     | ! |   And all you that thinks that Jacques Villeneuve is
      |!|    from Canada, your right!! He's from St-Jean sur le
      |o|    Richelieu, 30 minutes from Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

    [--I--]      
       v  
Fran?ois Mnard "Wasupe LeGrand"
May the force be with you, always!!
Que la force soit avec toi, jamais!(for you French people)
Excuse me for my poor English(I'm French speaking)

Let's stop with this. We don't want him to become a martyr, do we?  ;-)

JOH
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When everything else failed, we can still become im-
mortal by making an enormous blunder....

                             John Kenneth Galbraith
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Yes, the clue is in the surname...
--
Dave Bowers