where is the ***ing patch!!!
i said it and i'll say it once more....
WHERE IS THE THE ***ING ICR2 PATCH!!!!!!
where is the ***ing patch!!!
i said it and i'll say it once more....
WHERE IS THE THE ***ING ICR2 PATCH!!!!!!
USENET BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 78.8)
(check all boxes that apply)
Dear:
[ X ] Clueless Newbie [ X ] Lamer [ X ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ ] *** [ X ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
[ X ] Stereotypical AOLer [ ] Freak [ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] "Expert"
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ X ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ X ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in
alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ X ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ X ] You make no sense
[ X ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov,
et. al.
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ X ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO
APPARENT REASON
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so
generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
[ X ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ X ] Give up your AOL account
[ X ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ X ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ X ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must
be
plugged in)
[ X ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Post to alt.test
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ X ] Get a clue
[ X ] Get a life
[ X ] Go away
[ X ] Grow up.
[ X ] Never post again
[ X ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ X ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship geeks
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ X ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] All of the above
--
Ron R II
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