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GPL, don't do this to me !

Peter Prochazk

GPL, don't do this to me !

by Peter Prochazk » Tue, 01 Aug 2000 04:00:00

Yes honey, I admit, I betrayed you with this young fluffy, but it was only
for one week, goddamn, one week! And I didn't even pay her! C'mon...
What, why? Well..., you know..., she can do this wet thing (mmmhhh...the wet
thing!) and she's so easy...
But hey, I told you, I'd never leave you for another one! It was just a
short affair, nothing serious..., you feel so much better than her...
And I can tell you, she isn't that young... she's as old as my ex, just went
to the plastic surgeon and, well..., learned that wet thing (mmmhhhh...the
wet thing!)
You can't treat me like this! Throw me out of Eau Rouge without warning,
kick me in Masta and don't allow me to trailbrake in Stowe! And you could
have told me in a nicer way, that I'm too late and too hard in Parabolica!
Hey, c'mon babe, remember the old times! Playing in the sands of Holland,
our first '26... And that wild ride in the german woods..., ahhh we were
happy..., the first sub 9!
You just can't throw away these memories! Not because of that small
meaningless affair! You haven't been that *** after my flirt with that
Porsche girl!
Waddayasay? There are better guys out there than me? You surely mean these
Greger and Wolfgang types! Well..., but Uwe says I'm not that bad, I'm
better than average he says, and he knows. I'm sure he knows! And I'll
improve, I promise! I'll do you every day from now on and I'll improve,
you'll see! Just be nice to me again and we'll improve!
And I tell you something, better be nice to me again, 'cause I know I'll
meet this supermodel next spring and maybe you'll have a hard time to keep
up with her!

Peter
(annoyed, that he can't drive GPL anymore after a week of GP3 and maybe,
just maybe, he's a little bit drunk :-))

E. Crawfor

GPL, don't do this to me !

by E. Crawfor » Tue, 01 Aug 2000 04:00:00

ROTFL...good one


David Er

GPL, don't do this to me !

by David Er » Tue, 01 Aug 2000 04:00:00

LOL This is rich! As penance you'll have to drive the BRM at Mosport :)
David


Snip lots of funny stuff

Arto Wik

GPL, don't do this to me !

by Arto Wik » Tue, 01 Aug 2000 04:00:00

I still do hope that persons ROFLing would kindly do it privately!
And especially not repeating the text that made them "roll on the floor".
Please!

Arto

Otte

GPL, don't do this to me !

by Otte » Tue, 01 Aug 2000 04:00:00

NOTROFL

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Otter


Jan Verschuere

GPL, don't do this to me !

by Jan Verschuere » Wed, 02 Aug 2000 04:00:00

That's too cruel David!! Not everyone learns to appreciate the Beast of
Bourne like we do. ;-)

Jan.
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Arto Wik

GPL, don't do this to me !

by Arto Wik » Wed, 02 Aug 2000 04:00:00

I do have the same hope inverted rollings (caps lock on my inversion):

Arto

Dere

GPL, don't do this to me !

by Dere » Wed, 02 Aug 2000 04:00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, what's the best way to clean your keyboard and monitor after you've just
sprayed coffee all over them?

Thanks Peter :)

Karl Zose

GPL, don't do this to me !

by Karl Zose » Wed, 02 Aug 2000 04:00:00

Well..

You knew from the start she was a ***!

Give it to her!



Eldre

GPL, don't do this to me !

by Eldre » Thu, 03 Aug 2000 04:00:00



>Yes honey, I admit, I betrayed you with this young fluffy, but it was only
>for one week, goddamn, one week! And I didn't even pay her! C'mon...
>What, why? Well..., you know..., she can do this wet thing (mmmhhh...the wet
>thing!) and she's so easy...

Some of you guys REALLY should write for a living...<g>

Eldred
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GPL hcp. +59.33

Never argue with an idiot.  He brings you down to his level, then beats you
with experience...
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