left and noticed a woman in a brand new Corvette Convertible. She was doing
about 70 miles per hour, and she had her face up next to her rear view
mirror putting on her makeup. I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I
looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still putting makeup on her
dang face!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the donut out
of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to control the car by using
my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone slipped from between my
shoulder and ear and fell into the coffee cup between my legs. The coffee
burnt my lap so I quickly threw it (along with my cell phone) out the window
just as a State Trooper was driving by. The coffee splashed all over the
hood of his car, the cell phone cracked his windshield and disconnected my
important phone call!
Damn women drivers!!!!!
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