rec.autos.simulators

> >BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
> >BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
> >BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
> >BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
> >CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
> >CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
> >TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
> >CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
> >DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
> >DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
> >FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
> >HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
> >HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
> >INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
> >KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
> >MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
> >MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
> >MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
> >MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
> >NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
> >ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
> >ROM - Where the pope lives
> >SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
> >SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
> >SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
> >SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

>                                                      Larry