Totally OT....George Hu ?

Just to lighten the mood a little :-) (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's whose name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? (HU'S ON FIRST - By James Sherman --- Yeah yeah, I know, it's an old Abbot and Costello skit, but it's a decent rewrite :-) -- Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "goyl at nettx dot no" "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" --Groucho Marx--

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> > Just to lighten the mood a little :-) > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.) > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > > George: Great. Lay it on me. > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > > George: That's what I want to know. > > Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > > George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > > Condi: Yes. > > George: I mean the fellow's name. > > Condi: Hu. > > George: The guy in China. > > Condi: Hu. > > George: The new leader of China. > > Condi: Hu. > > George: The Chinaman! > > Condi: Hu is leading China. > > George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. > > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > > Condi: That's the man's name. > > George: That's whose name? > > Condi: Yes. > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new > > leader of China? > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the > > Middle East. > > Condi: That's correct. > > George: Then who is in China? > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Yassir is in China? > > Condi: No, sir. > > George: Then who is? > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Yassir? > > Condi: No, sir. > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader > > of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > > Condi: Kofi? > > George: No, thanks. > > Condi: You want Kofi? > > George: No. > > Condi: You don't want Kofi. > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of > > milk. And then get me the U.N. > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > > Condi: Kofi? > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > > Condi: And call who? > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China. > > George: Will you stay out of China?! > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. > > Condi: Kofi. > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. > > (Condi picks up the phone.) > > Condi: Rice, here. > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe > > we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can > > you get Chinese food in the Middle East? > > (HU'S ON FIRST - By James Sherman > > --- > > Yeah yeah, I know, it's an old Abbot and Costello skit, but it's a > decent rewrite :-) > > -- > > Beers and cheers > (uncle) Goy > "goyl at nettx dot no" > > "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ > > "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" > --Groucho Marx--

Lol, good one. I could see it happening :) John

Goy Larsen wrote: > Just to lighten the mood a little :-)<Snip> And now for something completely different... -- Fester There is a better way, for the enlightened. http://www.racun.tk/

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> Goy Larsen wrote: > > Just to lighten the mood a little :-) > <Snip> > > And now for something completely different... > >

The Larch?

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> > "Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > Just to lighten the mood a little :-) > > <Snip> > > > > And now for something completely different... > > > > > > The Larch?

African or European ? Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy http://www.theuspits.com "A man is only as old as the woman he feels........" --Groucho Marx--

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> "Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > Just to lighten the mood a little :-) > > <Snip> > > > > And now for something completely different... > > > > > > The Larch?

Wouldn't it be a man with two tape recorders up his nose?

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> > > Carl Ribbegaardh wrote: > > > > "Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:[email hidden]... > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > Just to lighten the mood a little :-) > > > <Snip> > > > > > > And now for something completely different... > > > > > > > > > > The Larch? > > African or European ? > > > Beers and cheers > (uncle) Goy > > http://www.theuspits.com > > "A man is only as old as the woman he feels........" > --Groucho Marx--

The Norwegian Blue <hesitates> Beautiful plumage. Elrikk

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> > "Goy Larsen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > > > > > Carl Ribbegaardh wrote: > > > > > > "Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > > news:[email hidden]... > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > Just to lighten the mood a little :-) > > > > <Snip> > > > > > > > > And now for something completely different... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Larch? > > > > African or European ? > > > > > > Beers and cheers > > (uncle) Goy > > > > http://www.theuspits.com > > > > "A man is only as old as the woman he feels........" > > --Groucho Marx-- > > The Norwegian Blue <hesitates> Beautiful plumage. > > Elrikk >

Coconuts are non-migratory..

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>"Carl Ribbegaardh" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:<arqt80$kvmtg$[email hidden]>... >> "Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >> news:[email hidden]... >> > Goy Larsen wrote: >> > > Just to lighten the mood a little :-) >> > <Snip> >> > >> > And now for something completely different... >> > >> > >> >> The Larch? > >Wouldn't it be a man with two tape recorders up his nose? >

A man with three buttocks.... -- Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPLRank:+6.19 N2002 Rank:+18.91 Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.