You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

http://www.avault.com/articles/getarticle.asp?name=pistonenvy An article on racing sims by a male that is a radical feminist. What a party.

"John Simmons" wrote: > He barely even mentions "simulators". He's talking about console > games, and everyone knows that console gamers have small dicks (I > think Sega published a study about it). Thanks for clearing that one up John ;)

I used to have a HUGE one, but playing racing games left me little time for boffing, so--use it or lose it--it shriveled up, turned black, and fell off. "Tony Rickard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:1ejP9.4912$[email hidden]...

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> "John Simmons" wrote: > > > He barely even mentions "simulators". He's talking about console > > games, and everyone knows that console gamers have small dicks (I > > think Sega published a study about it). > > Thanks for clearing that one up John ;) > >

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> > http://www.avault.com/articles/getarticle.asp?name=pistonenvy > > An article on racing sims by a male that is a radical feminist. > What a party. > >

He barely even mentions "simulators". He's talking about console games, and everyone knows that console gamers have small dicks (I think Sega published a study about it).

In article <UHjP9.153304$[email hidden]>, Steve Smith <[email hidden]> writes >I used to have a HUGE one, but playing racing games left me little time for >boffing, so--use it or lose it--it shriveled up, turned black, and fell off. > You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and one hand down your boxers.

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>"Tony Rickard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:1ejP9.4912$[email hidden]... >> "John Simmons" wrote: >> >> > He barely even mentions "simulators". He's talking about console >> > games, and everyone knows that console gamers have small dicks (I >> > think Sega published a study about it). >> >> Thanks for clearing that one up John ;) >> >> > >

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"Peter Ives" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:+7+UmTAg$[email hidden]... > In article <UHjP9.153304$[email hidden]>, Steve Smith > <[email hidden]> writes > >I used to have a HUGE one, but playing racing games left me little timefor > >boffing, so--use it or lose it--it shriveled up, turned black, and felloff. > > > > You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and > one hand down your boxers. > I know that you sim freaks like to drive with a manual stick but don't you think this is carrying things a bit far. Elrikk ;o) PS Is the interface usb or one of those older sound card things. I run XP Pro and have issues without usb

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> >"Peter Ives" <[email hidden]> wrote in >message >news:+7+UmTAg$[email hidden]... > >> In article <UHjP9.153304$[email hidden]>, Steve >Smith >> <[email hidden]> writes >> >I used to have a HUGE one, but playing racing games left me little time >for >> >boffing, so--use it or lose it--it shriveled up, turned black, and fell >off. >> > >> >> You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and >> one hand down your boxers. >> > >I know that you sim freaks like to drive with a manual stick but don't you >think this is carrying things a bit far. > >Elrikk ;o) > >PS Is the interface usb or one of those older sound card things. I run XP >Pro and have issues without usb > >

Err... lost me there. Should this now be x-posted to alt.fetish, by any chance? -- Peter Ives (AKA Pete Ivington) Remove ALL_STRESS before replying via email If you know what's good for you, don't listen to me :) GPLRank Joystick -50.63 Wheel -21.77

"Tim O" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > > http://www.avault.com/articles/getarticle.asp?name=pistonenvy > > An article on racing sims by a male that is a radical feminist. > What a party. In that case, what are motorcycle simmers? ;-) --KC

"Kasey Chang wrote... > > In that case, what are motorcycle simmers? ;-) People trying to fight a controller problem? Jan. =---

Just a guy trying to find some special metaphore for people's interest in racing.... sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Reminds me of one of my french teacher who thought the opening sequence of the first Indiana Jones movie was a metaphore for the birth of a heroe... I think it's fair to say that we love sim racing because of our competitive nature (specially when racing online) and our love for the sport in the first place. He we followed his thinking, we could consider people that play NHL hockey as people wanting to play the role of NHL super stars but didn't have the ability to the it in the real world. I'd say I play it with my buddies simply for fun :) Anyway, I guess the guy had a lot of time to waste between Christmas and New Years :) -- Philippe "Philster" Sergerie (remove "NOSPAM" to reply) "Tim O" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > > http://www.avault.com/articles/getarticle.asp?name=pistonenvy > > An article on racing sims by a male that is a radical feminist. > What a party. >

In article <+7+UmTAg$[email hidden]>, Peter Ives <[email hidden]> writes: >You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and >one hand down your boxers. You drive with one hand down his boxers...? Eldred -- Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett (check out my e-bay auctions) GPLRank:-0.098 N2002 Rank:+17.59 Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

Damn! And I thought it was just that my crotch belt was too tight! "EldredP" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> In article <+7+UmTAg$[email hidden]>, Peter Ives > <[email hidden]> writes: > > >You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and > >one hand down your boxers. > > You drive with one hand down his boxers...? > > Eldred > -- > Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett (check out my e-bay auctions) > GPLRank:-0.098 > N2002 Rank:+17.59 > > Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats

you > with experience... > Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

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> Just a guy trying to find some special metaphore for people's interest in > racing.... sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... > > Reminds me of one of my french teacher who thought the opening sequence of > the first Indiana Jones movie was a metaphore for the birth of a heroe... > > I think it's fair to say that we love sim racing because of our competitive > nature (specially when racing online) and our love for the sport in the > first place. He we followed his thinking, we could consider people that play > NHL hockey as people wanting to play the role of NHL super stars but didn't > have the ability to the it in the real world. I'd say I play it with my > buddies simply for fun :) > > Anyway, I guess the guy had a lot of time to waste between Christmas and New > Years :)

Well said. There is another clue in the last sentence: "...but unless the gaming community insists on watching our hobby with rigorous academic interest..." Why would we want to spend our time doing that? We could pay rigorous academics for that. I would assume that most in the "gaming community" prefer more useful pursuits during their leisure hours. Nor do we get paid for err, "stuff" like that article. Some more reasons the "mainsteam press" has yet to attack racing video games, and also forces that would continue to reduce such interest: The racing genre has a higher proportion of low rated games than any genre I can think of except those specifically targeted to children's education. (That is: non-violent, non-sexual, not-even-any-tobacco-advertising, etc. Gee, we even provide an environmentally safe alternative to polluting activities :) Professional and amateur racing has millions of fans world wide. The advertising budgets for products tied into racing that are advertised in the mainstream press are appropriately large. Companies are beginning to exploit that market through advertising using racing games. Connect the dots. In the industry, we can tsk-tsk games on the outer fringe that might bring adverse attention. But mostly to position our own titles as being cleaner and more wholesome. ;) - Matt

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>In article <+7+UmTAg$[email hidden]>, >Peter Ives ><[email hidden]> writes: > >>You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and >>one hand down your boxers. > >You drive with one hand down his boxers...? >

Well, he said I could play with his thrustmaster. 8-) -- Peter Ives (AKA Pete Ivington) Remove ALL_STRESS before replying via email If you know what's good for you, don't listen to me :) GPLRank Joystick -50.63 Wheel -21.77

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> In article <[email hidden]>, EldredP > <[email hidden]> writes > >In article <+7+UmTAg$[email hidden]>, > >Peter Ives > ><[email hidden]> writes: > > > >>You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and > >>one hand down your boxers. > > > >You drive with one hand down his boxers...? > > > > Well, he said I could play with his thrustmaster. 8-) >

<groan!> ;o) Elrikk

all it is is a load of wanky bollocks. "Tim O" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > > http://www.avault.com/articles/getarticle.asp?name=pistonenvy > > An article on racing sims by a male that is a radical feminist. > What a party. >

On Mon, 30 Dec 2002 05:55:03 -0000, "Ian Wright" <[email hidden]> wrote: >all it is is a load of wanky bollocks. Thank you! The sim vs. game posters kind of missed the point, I think. He was saying everyone that plays driving games basically does so because they have delusions of grandeur. In fact, if you race sims, you might even be worse because you're taking it more seriously. I told him that was kind of a silly assumption to make, and compared it to him writing editorial for a web magazine because he has delusions of writing for the Wall Street Journal. It just struck me as really pretentious and condescending. I hate that.

I've always wondered about something... I've never used a 5 point harness, but when you hit something wearing one of those, doesn't it, um, hurt like hell? I remember Mark Martin had a wreck several years ago (the one where he went whizzing through the infield and hit that fence at the end of his ride. It was obvious during the TV interview that he injured his 'marbles' in the process. Larry "Steve Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:z1EP9.157758$[email hidden]... > Damn! And I thought it was just that my crotch belt was too tight! > > "EldredP" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > In article <+7+UmTAg$[email hidden]>, PeterIves

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> > <[email hidden]> writes: > > > > >You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and > > >one hand down your boxers. > > > > You drive with one hand down his boxers...? > > > > Eldred > > -- > > Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett (check out my e-bay auctions) > > GPLRank:-0.098 > > N2002 Rank:+17.59 > > > > Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats > you > > with experience... > > Remove SPAM-OFF to reply. > >

They're damn uncomfortable to *wear*, let alone hit anywhing whilst thus restrained! "Larry" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:lw9Q9.98474$[email hidden]... > I've always wondered about something... > > I've never used a 5 point harness, but when you hit something wearing oneof > those, doesn't it, um, hurt like hell? > > I remember Mark Martin had a wreck several years ago (the one where hewent > whizzing through the infield and hit that fence at the end of his ride.It

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> was obvious during the TV interview that he injured his 'marbles' in the > process. > > Larry > > "Steve Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:z1EP9.157758$[email hidden]... > > Damn! And I thought it was just that my crotch belt was too tight! > > > > "EldredP" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:[email hidden]... > > > In article <+7+UmTAg$[email hidden]>, Peter > Ives > > > <[email hidden]> writes: > > > > > > >You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel

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Tim O <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>... > http://www.avault.com/articles/getarticle.asp?name=pistonenvy > > An article on racing sims by a male that is a radical feminist. > What a party. Correlation does not imply causation ;)... Actually I haven't bothered to read it since it seems to be just fishing for web hits. Kendt