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NASCAR is boring

60 posts by 28 people · 28 Apr 2003 11:09 UTC - 03 May 2003 20:41 UTC

Troll post claiming NASCAR is boring

A poster called NASCAR boring with ugly, truck-like cars, prompting replies that it offers close racing and others arguing F1 had wider global appeal. John Simmons posted a joke about a worldwide NASCAR series, and the thread descended into national stereotypes and banter.

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Richard 28 Apr 2003 11:09 UTC#69649
IMO. the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is somewhat - cumbersome. And they handle like trucks.
Nascar is great ...except for the cars and the tracks dan "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (10 lines)> IMO. > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is somewhat - > cumbersome. > > And they handle like trucks. > > > >
"Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote here on 28 Apr 2003: > IMO. > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is > somewhat - cumbersome. > > And they handle like trucks. You're going to get complaints from the lorry racers now... -- Above address *is* valid - but snip spamtrap to get me to *read*! Support the world's oldest motorsport venue! http://www.shelsley-walsh.co.uk/future.html
Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that have a chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! I'd much sooner watch F1 where I can see the first lap and know who wins, that way I have the rest of the day free to do something else besides watch the race ;-) Good try at a troll so early in the morning but pretty weak overall. "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (10 lines)> IMO. > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is somewhat - > cumbersome. > > And they handle like trucks. > > > >
If nascar is sooo interesting then why is it not a world-wide phenomenon...almost all nascar fans are americans... global apeal is important in showing how good a series is. imHo there are about 2000 different racing series the world over that include every form of motorsport. Personally id put nascar near the bottom of the list for appeal. ( somewhere near drag racing prolly :) dan "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:rr8ra.49743$[email hidden]... > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that have a > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! > I'd much sooner watch F1 where I can see the first lap and know who wins, > that way I have the rest of the day free to do something else besideswatch
Quoted text (9 lines)> the race ;-) > > Good try at a troll so early in the morning but pretty weak overall. > > "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]... > > IMO. > > > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is
somewhat -
Quoted text (9 lines)> > cumbersome. > > > > And they handle like trucks. > > > > > > > > > >
I'm not American. NASCAR is big here in Canada as well as is all forms of stock car racing. "Dan_Leach" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:b8j54s$aboa3$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (12 lines)> If nascar is sooo interesting then why is it not a world-wide > phenomenon...almost all nascar fans are americans... global apeal is > important in showing how good a series is. > imHo there are about 2000 different racing series the world over that > include every form of motorsport. Personally id put nascar near the bottom > of the list for appeal. ( somewhere near drag racing prolly :) > dan > "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:rr8ra.49743$[email hidden]... > > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that have a > > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! > > I'd much sooner watch F1 where I can see the first lap and know who
wins,
Quoted text (23 lines)> > that way I have the rest of the day free to do something else besides > watch > > the race ;-) > > > > Good try at a troll so early in the morning but pretty weak overall. > > > > "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]... > > > IMO. > > > > > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is > somewhat - > > > cumbersome. > > > > > > And they handle like trucks. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Yup, we are all open to our own opinions and everyone likes different things. That about all we can say on it as this is purely an opinion based discussion. Same can be said about anything really. "Doug Ellison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:b8j638$a5dem$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (11 lines)> > "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:rr8ra.49743$[email hidden]... > > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that have a > > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! > > Well - if you like to have a lottery. Whats the point in the previous 199 > laps if the result gets decided on lap 200? > > I've tried to enjoy Nascar on TV - and just cant. Dull as hell. The > commentators are moronic - the on scrren graphics garish and overkill -
the > whole presentation of it is just HORRIBLE. > > BUT - that is JUST my opinion, and I'm entitled to it just as much asanyone > is of a different opinion. > > It's a fundamental sociological difference between us on the right of the > pond - and those on the left. Two countries seperated by a commonlanguage. > > > Doug > >
Canadian/American - same difference. it's just SOOO lame..... Is it big budget? If so what the hell do they spend there money on? "Doug Ellison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:b8j638$a5dem$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (11 lines)> > "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:rr8ra.49743$[email hidden]... > > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that have a > > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! > > Well - if you like to have a lottery. Whats the point in the previous 199 > laps if the result gets decided on lap 200? > > I've tried to enjoy Nascar on TV - and just cant. Dull as hell. The > commentators are moronic - the on scrren graphics garish and overkill -
the > whole presentation of it is just HORRIBLE. > > BUT - that is JUST my opinion, and I'm entitled to it just as much asanyone > is of a different opinion. > > It's a fundamental sociological difference between us on the right of the > pond - and those on the left. Two countries seperated by a commonlanguage. > > > Doug > >
To each their own I guess, I see this "discussion" going no where, good luck. I should know better than to reply to trolls, guess I'm still light headed from this cold. "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:3ead1e70$0$4851$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (12 lines)> Canadian/American - same difference. > > it's just SOOO lame..... Is it big budget? If so what the hell do they > spend there money on? > > > "Doug Ellison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:b8j638$a5dem$[email hidden]... > > > > "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:rr8ra.49743$[email hidden]... > > > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that have
a > > > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! > > > > Well - if you like to have a lottery. Whats the point in the previous199
Quoted text (12 lines)> > laps if the result gets decided on lap 200? > > > > I've tried to enjoy Nascar on TV - and just cant. Dull as hell. The > > commentators are moronic - the on scrren graphics garish and overkill - > the > > whole presentation of it is just HORRIBLE. > > > > BUT - that is JUST my opinion, and I'm entitled to it just as much as > anyone > > is of a different opinion. > > > > It's a fundamental sociological difference between us on the right of
the
Quoted text (9 lines)> > pond - and those on the left. Two countries seperated by a common > language. > > > > > > Doug > > > > > >
i meant north america :) "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:G49ra.49755$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (10 lines)> I'm not American. NASCAR is big here in Canada as well as is all forms of > stock car racing. > > "Dan_Leach" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:b8j54s$aboa3$[email hidden]... > > If nascar is sooo interesting then why is it not a world-wide > > phenomenon...almost all nascar fans are americans... global apeal is > > important in showing how good a series is. > > imHo there are about 2000 different racing series the world over that > > include every form of motorsport. Personally id put nascar near the
bottom > > of the list for appeal. ( somewhere near drag racing prolly :) > > dan > > "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:rr8ra.49743$[email hidden]... > > > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that havea
Quoted text (28 lines)> > > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! > > > I'd much sooner watch F1 where I can see the first lap and know who > wins, > > > that way I have the rest of the day free to do something else besides > > watch > > > the race ;-) > > > > > > Good try at a troll so early in the morning but pretty weak overall. > > > > > > "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > > news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]... > > > > IMO. > > > > > > > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is > > somewhat - > > > > cumbersome. > > > > > > > > And they handle like trucks. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
your trolling as much as someone saying nascar is boring... "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:Ub9ra.49760$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (20 lines)> To each their own I guess, I see this "discussion" going no where, good > luck. > > I should know better than to reply to trolls, guess I'm still light headed > from this cold. > > "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:3ead1e70$0$4851$[email hidden]... > > Canadian/American - same difference. > > > > it's just SOOO lame..... Is it big budget? If so what the hell do they > > spend there money on? > > > > > > "Doug Ellison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:b8j638$a5dem$[email hidden]... > > > > > > "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > > news:rr8ra.49743$[email hidden]... > > > > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that
have
Quoted text (9 lines)> a > > > > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! > > > > > > Well - if you like to have a lottery. Whats the point in the previous > 199 > > > laps if the result gets decided on lap 200? > > > > > > I've tried to enjoy Nascar on TV - and just cant. Dull as hell. The > > > commentators are moronic - the on scrren graphics garish and
overkill -
Quoted text (20 lines)> > the > > > whole presentation of it is just HORRIBLE. > > > > > > BUT - that is JUST my opinion, and I'm entitled to it just as much as > > anyone > > > is of a different opinion. > > > > > > It's a fundamental sociological difference between us on the right of > the > > > pond - and those on the left. Two countries seperated by a common > > language. > > > > > > > > > Doug > > > > > > > > > > > >
I didn't start this thread. Sorry I even got involved now, should know better. "Dan_Leach" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:b8j7cl$am6tv$[email hidden]... > your trolling as much as someone saying nascar is boring...
"Aidee" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:b8j7og$eaq$[email hidden]: > Dan meant anything North of South America ;-p > > AD > > > Isn't England North of South America? I believe Norway is too(Goy can correct me on this if my High School Geography has faded too far...) dave henrie
In article <3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says... > IMO. > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is somewhat - > cumbersome. > > And they handle like trucks. TODD'S TROLL-O-METER: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ^ Sorry, but thanks for playing! -- __________________________ Todd Walker http://twalker.d2g.com __________________________
Todd Walker 28 Apr 2003 13:46 UTC#530806
says... TODD'S TROLL-O-METER: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ^ Sorry, but thanks for playing! -- __________________________ Todd Walker http://twalker.d2g.com __________________________
what are you talking about? Do you think NASCAR is boring, or not? "Todd Walker" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > In article <3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]>, [email hidden] > says... > > IMO. > > > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology issomewhat -
Quoted text (16 lines)> > cumbersome. > > > > And they handle like trucks. > > TODD'S TROLL-O-METER: > > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 > ^ > > Sorry, but thanks for playing! > > -- > __________________________ > Todd Walker > http://twalker.d2g.com > __________________________
Richard 28 Apr 2003 16:02 UTC↳ reply to Richard#69679
cool answer is Troll a game? "ThermosBoy (TM)" <.@.> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted text (10 lines)> On Mon, 28 Apr 2003 16:35:53 +0100, "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >what are you talking about? > > > >Do you think NASCAR is boring, or not? > > I prefer rally and more unpredictable courses, but Nascar is still > fun. I wouldn't consider watching any of these sports (or following > them seriously) interesting though. Not a hardcore enthusiast by any > stretch. Love playing a good game though.
Dave Henrie wrote: > > Isn't England North of South America? I believe Norway is too(Goy can > correct me on this if my High School Geography has faded too far...) > > dave henrie Don't ask me, I was appointed honorary Australian a good while back and are doing my utmost to forget just how far north Norway really is Btw....AussieV8's !!! Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "goyl at nettx dot no" "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" --Groucho Marx--
Ya OK 28 Apr 2003 17:51 UTC↳ reply to Richard#69686
"Canadian/American - same difference". LIKE FUCK IT IS !!!!! "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:3ead5080$0$4861$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (19 lines)> cool answer > > is Troll a game? > > > "ThermosBoy (TM)" <.@.> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > On Mon, 28 Apr 2003 16:35:53 +0100, "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote: > > > > >what are you talking about? > > > > > >Do you think NASCAR is boring, or not? > > > > I prefer rally and more unpredictable courses, but Nascar is still > > fun. I wouldn't consider watching any of these sports (or following > > them seriously) interesting though. Not a hardcore enthusiast by any > > stretch. Love playing a good game though. > >
NASCAR has about the same "appeal" in Europe as F1 does here in the USA. So, by your logic, I guess F1 is not a worldwide phenomenon then...so its not important....right? Just want to make sure your logic is broad-based and unbiased? TP "Dan_Leach" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:b8j54s$aboa3$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (12 lines)> If nascar is sooo interesting then why is it not a world-wide > phenomenon...almost all nascar fans are americans... global apeal is > important in showing how good a series is. > imHo there are about 2000 different racing series the world over that > include every form of motorsport. Personally id put nascar near the bottom > of the list for appeal. ( somewhere near drag racing prolly :) > dan > "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:rr8ra.49743$[email hidden]... > > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that have a > > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! > > I'd much sooner watch F1 where I can see the first lap and know who
wins,
Quoted text (23 lines)> > that way I have the rest of the day free to do something else besides > watch > > the race ;-) > > > > Good try at a troll so early in the morning but pretty weak overall. > > > > "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]... > > > IMO. > > > > > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is > somewhat - > > > cumbersome. > > > > > > And they handle like trucks. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Ian P 28 Apr 2003 18:37 UTC↳ reply to Tom Pabst#69592
Tom Pabst wrote: > NASCAR has about the same "appeal" in Europe as F1 does here in the > USA. So, by your logic, I guess F1 is not a worldwide > phenomenon then...so its not important....right? Just want to make > sure your logic is broad-based and unbiased? > > TP No, some people in the US actually watch F1 <G> -- Ian P <email invalid due to spammers>
Bob G 28 Apr 2003 18:39 UTC↳ reply to Tom Pabst#69594
I agree! And besides, what do broads know about racing or logic? Ooops, here comes the wife....gotta go :-) "Tom Pabst" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:2Udra.118468$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (16 lines)> NASCAR has about the same "appeal" in Europe as F1 does here in the USA. > So, by your logic, I guess F1 is not a worldwide > phenomenon then...so its not important....right? Just want to make sure > your logic is broad-based and unbiased? > > TP > > > > "Dan_Leach" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:b8j54s$aboa3$[email hidden]... > > If nascar is sooo interesting then why is it not a world-wide > > phenomenon...almost all nascar fans are americans... global apeal is > > important in showing how good a series is. > > imHo there are about 2000 different racing series the world over that > > include every form of motorsport. Personally id put nascar near the
bottom > > of the list for appeal. ( somewhere near drag racing prolly :) > > dan > > "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:rr8ra.49743$[email hidden]... > > > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that havea
Quoted text (28 lines)> > > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! > > > I'd much sooner watch F1 where I can see the first lap and know who > wins, > > > that way I have the rest of the day free to do something else besides > > watch > > > the race ;-) > > > > > > Good try at a troll so early in the morning but pretty weak overall. > > > > > > "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > > news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]... > > > > IMO. > > > > > > > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is > > somewhat - > > > > cumbersome. > > > > > > > > And they handle like trucks. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
I never said f1was important and i think its boring most of the time. But it certainly has miiiiiles more world wide appeal than nascar dan "Tom Pabst" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:2Udra.118468$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (16 lines)> NASCAR has about the same "appeal" in Europe as F1 does here in the USA. > So, by your logic, I guess F1 is not a worldwide > phenomenon then...so its not important....right? Just want to make sure > your logic is broad-based and unbiased? > > TP > > > > "Dan_Leach" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:b8j54s$aboa3$[email hidden]... > > If nascar is sooo interesting then why is it not a world-wide > > phenomenon...almost all nascar fans are americans... global apeal is > > important in showing how good a series is. > > imHo there are about 2000 different racing series the world over that > > include every form of motorsport. Personally id put nascar near the
bottom > > of the list for appeal. ( somewhere near drag racing prolly :) > > dan > > "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:rr8ra.49743$[email hidden]... > > > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that havea
Quoted text (28 lines)> > > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! > > > I'd much sooner watch F1 where I can see the first lap and know who > wins, > > > that way I have the rest of the day free to do something else besides > > watch > > > the race ;-) > > > > > > Good try at a troll so early in the morning but pretty weak overall. > > > > > > "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > > news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]... > > > > IMO. > > > > > > > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is > > somewhat - > > > > cumbersome. > > > > > > > > And they handle like trucks. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Yawn "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (10 lines)> IMO. > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is somewhat - > cumbersome. > > And they handle like trucks. > > > >
In article <b8j54s$aboa3$[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...
Quoted text (7 lines)> If nascar is sooo interesting then why is it not a world-wide > phenomenon...almost all nascar fans are americans... global apeal is > important in showing how good a series is. > imHo there are about 2000 different racing series the world over that > include every form of motorsport. Personally id put nascar near the bottom > of the list for appeal. ( somewhere near drag racing prolly :) > dan
Can you imagine how expensive it would be to transport all those race cars all over the world once each week? And how about backup cars delivered to the track on a momment's notice. Can't be done overseas. If Nascar was worldwide: 1) The French would give up before the end of the first practice session. 2) The germans would just take someone else's car (probably from the French), and then burn their shop manuals. 3) The Polish team wouldn't be able to find their way out of the garage area, and would consider asking the French for help. 4) The Mexican team wouldn't have a pitcrew because they all defected to the American team, and demanded equal pay, hospitalization, and an education for their alien offspring 5) The Canadians would race, but they'd talk dirty about everyone behind their backs, especially the Americans, because the Canucks don't have any automotive industry of their own to speak of, and they feel that the Yanks are forcing them to use their cars, and probably de-tuned on top of it all. 6) The Iraqi's would deny having anyone entered in the race to begin with. 8) The Palestinians would seem to go through an awful lot of cars during each race weekend because they think they're building car bombs. 9) The Israelies will always be twitchy about the Palestinians having being in the adjacent garage stall, and would keep bulldozing the palestinians hauler and mobile home. 10) Jesse Jackson's team would demand equal time, but can only get his drivers to perform reasonably well if he tells them to "drive it like they stole it". The pitcrew would also take pitstops to an extreme by stealing their driver's car (or parts) and sell them to other teams through an obvious fencing operation. 11) The British would complain that steering wheel is on the wrong damn side. 12) The Spanish would be trying to - wait, are the Spanish still around? 13) The Cubans would not be invited. 14) The Chinese woud be invited, but they would be quarantined to the back strech, and they'd have food and stuff thrown over the fence so they wouldn't infect the rest of the competitors with SARS (Sneaky Asian Resperitory Sickness). 15) The north Koreans were disqualified because they showed up with a new nuclear-powered car they've developed - in secret. 16) Lichtenstein would be invited to compete, but they only have six citizens, counting the king, and he would rather ride horses, so that makes five. That's not enough people for a respectable Nascar team. 17) The Japanese would insist on being allowed to run their latest exotic 104 valve, titanium/carbon fiber engine that revs to a gazillion RPM, and only weighs three ounces. Nascar would let the partts go until the end of the race, and then confiscate the car but not award any penalty points.
In article <Exera.12296$[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...
Quoted text (11 lines)> Tom Pabst wrote: > > NASCAR has about the same "appeal" in Europe as F1 does here in the > > USA. So, by your logic, I guess F1 is not a worldwide > > phenomenon then...so its not important....right? Just want to make > > sure your logic is broad-based and unbiased? > > > > TP > > No, some people in the US actually watch F1 <G> > > --
Yeah, but all of you guys that do are gay euro wannabe's. :)
LOL!! well said that chap :) "John Simmons" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted text (7 lines)> In article <b8j54s$aboa3$[email hidden]>, [email hidden] > says... > > If nascar is sooo interesting then why is it not a world-wide > > phenomenon...almost all nascar fans are americans... global apeal is > > important in showing how good a series is. > > imHo there are about 2000 different racing series the world over that > > include every form of motorsport. Personally id put nascar near the
bottom
Quoted text (72 lines)> > of the list for appeal. ( somewhere near drag racing prolly :) > > dan > > Can you imagine how expensive it would be to transport all those race > cars all over the world once each week? And how about backup cars > delivered to the track on a momment's notice. Can't be done overseas. > > If Nascar was worldwide: > > 1) The French would give up before the end of the first practice > session. > > 2) The germans would just take someone else's car (probably from the > French), and then burn their shop manuals. > > 3) The Polish team wouldn't be able to find their way out of the > garage area, and would consider asking the French for help. > > 4) The Mexican team wouldn't have a pitcrew because they all defected > to the American team, and demanded equal pay, hospitalization, and an > education for their alien offspring > > 5) The Canadians would race, but they'd talk dirty about everyone > behind their backs, especially the Americans, because the Canucks > don't have any automotive industry of their own to speak of, and they > feel that the Yanks are forcing them to use their cars, and probably > de-tuned on top of it all. > > 6) The Iraqi's would deny having anyone entered in the race to begin > with. > > 8) The Palestinians would seem to go through an awful lot of cars > during each race weekend because they think they're building car > bombs. > > 9) The Israelies will always be twitchy about the Palestinians having > being in the adjacent garage stall, and would keep bulldozing the > palestinians hauler and mobile home. > > 10) Jesse Jackson's team would demand equal time, but can only get > his drivers to perform reasonably well if he tells them to "drive it > like they stole it". The pitcrew would also take pitstops to an > extreme by stealing their driver's car (or parts) and sell them to > other teams through an obvious fencing operation. > > 11) The British would complain that steering wheel is on the wrong > damn side. > > 12) The Spanish would be trying to - wait, are the Spanish still > around? > > 13) The Cubans would not be invited. > > 14) The Chinese woud be invited, but they would be quarantined to the > back strech, and they'd have food and stuff thrown over the fence so > they wouldn't infect the rest of the competitors with SARS (Sneaky > Asian Resperitory Sickness). > > 15) The north Koreans were disqualified because they showed up with a > new nuclear-powered car they've developed - in secret. > > 16) Lichtenstein would be invited to compete, but they only have six > citizens, counting the king, and he would rather ride horses, so that > makes five. That's not enough people for a respectable Nascar team. > > > 17) The Japanese would insist on being allowed to run their latest > exotic 104 valve, titanium/carbon fiber engine that revs to a > gazillion RPM, and only weighs three ounces. Nascar would let the > partts go until the end of the race, and then confiscate the car but > not award any penalty points. >
John Simmons >> >> No, some people in the US actually watch F1 <G> >> >> -- > > Yeah, but all of you guys that do are gay euro wannabe's. :) No WONDER I've felt so Happy lately!!!!! dave :) henrie
Dave Henrie 28 Apr 2003 22:29 UTC#530808
John Simmons No WONDER I've felt so Happy lately!!!!! dave :) henrie
"Ya OK" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:9Sdra.14942$[email hidden]: > "Canadian/American - same difference". > > LIKE FUCK IT IS !!!!! > Yeah dem CanadeeANNS got demselves two different languages. You'd think any coundtry that has more than one way to pronounce TARS would get it's act togeddr. dave henrie
JTBurn 29 Apr 2003 00:41 UTC↳ reply to Schooner#69625
Not true. Sometimes the good cars break :>) "Schooner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:rr8ra.49743$[email hidden]... > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that have a > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring! > I'd much sooner watch F1 where I can see the first lap and know who wins, > that way I have the rest of the day free to do something else besideswatch
Quoted text (9 lines)> the race ;-) > > Good try at a troll so early in the morning but pretty weak overall. > > "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]... > > IMO. > > > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is
somewhat -
Quoted text (9 lines)> > cumbersome. > > > > And they handle like trucks. > > > > > > > > > >
On Mon, 28 Apr 2003 19:47:06 +0100, "Dan_Leach" <[email hidden]> wrote: >I never said f1was important and i think its boring most of the time. But it >certainly has miiiiiles more world wide appeal than nascar > dan John Simmon's humourous post aside, I dream of Monza refurbishing the old high-banked oval and inviting NASCAR over one year (and perhaps the Italian insurance industry is such that it is run WITHOUT plates!)... John DiFool P.S. The thing has to be pretty overgrown with weeds by now. Anybody ever been up there during the race? John DiFool
>> No, some people in the US actually watch F1 <G> >> >> -- > >Yeah, but all of you guys that do are gay euro wannabe's. :) > Why would I want to be a gay Euro? Eldred -- Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPLRank:-1.950 MonsterRank: +305.145 N2002 Rank:+17.59 Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
Another post about the big Brown Truck... -- Philippe "Philster" Sergerie "Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]... > IMO. > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is somewhat - > cumbersome. > > And they handle like trucks. > > > >
"Kyle Roberts" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<%3fra.17033$[email hidden]>... What other sport will make you want to eat a bag of M&M's, pop open a beer, wash a load of clothes, take a Sexual enhancement pill THEN pour motor oil on your wife and get FREAKY ........ALL in less than a lap??? Can F-1 do that??? NOOOOOOOOOOO......Watching an F1 race makes me feel like smoking a cigarette and going to a corporate seminar for 12 hours! Now WHICH of the above examples SEEMS to sound more fun to you? CASE CLOSED.......bye bye. SPEEDRAT
if this was suppose to be funny you failed, miserably. "Dave Henrie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted text (12 lines)> "Ya OK" <[email hidden]> wrote in > news:9Sdra.14942$[email hidden]: > > > "Canadian/American - same difference". > > > > > Yeah dem CanadeeANNS got demselves two different languages. You'd think > any coundtry that has more than one way to pronounce TARS would get it's > act togeddr. > > dave henrie
"Ya OK" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:v1nra.18562$[email hidden]: > if this was suppose to be funny you failed, miserably. Won't be the first time....and won't be the last.... dave henrie
"SpeedRat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > "Kyle Roberts" <[email hidden]> wrote in messagenews:<%3fra.17033$[email hidden]>...
Quoted text (16 lines)> > > What other sport will make you want to eat a bag of M&M's, pop open a > beer, wash a load of clothes, take a Sexual enhancement pill THEN pour > motor oil on your wife and get FREAKY ........ALL in less than a > lap??? > > Can F-1 do that??? NOOOOOOOOOOO......Watching an F1 race makes me > feel like smoking a cigarette and going to a corporate seminar for 12 > hours! > > Now WHICH of the above examples SEEMS to sound more fun to you? > > CASE CLOSED.......bye bye. > > SPEEDRAT
Hey don't quote my name making it look like I started this lame attempt at a troll. I just yawned at the original poster and his boring and tired troll. Kyle
"Kyle Roberts" wrote... > <snip> > Hey don't quote my name making it look like I started > this lame attempt at a troll. I just yawned at the > original poster and his boring and tired troll. Hehehe... did you happen to read the "Is this NG vanishing?"-thread before you posted in this one? Jan. =---
"EldredP" wrote... > >> <snip> > Why would I want to be a gay Euro? It's Texan logic... Europeans can't be straight because straight guys are into NASCAR and want to got to Iraq and kick Saddam's butt. Europeans by and large are into F1 didn't want to go to war on Iraq, so they must be gay. Hence any American confessing to liking F1 must be a gay Euro wannabe. Makes perfect sense, doesn't it? <g> Jan. =---
"Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]... > IMO. > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is somewhat - > cumbersome. I can deny that. I think they look great. Does the level of technology used have any impact whatsoever on the quality of racing? Let's ask F1.... > And they handle like trucks. Having obviously driven one, given that you're apparently stating this as fact, I'll take your word for it. Have a nice day, Dick. Regards, Mark - a *British* NASCAR / ASCAR fan
In article <P3rra.66730$[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...
Quoted text (13 lines)> "EldredP" wrote... > > >> <snip> > > Why would I want to be a gay Euro? > > It's Texan logic... > > Europeans can't be straight because straight guys are into NASCAR and want > to got to Iraq and kick Saddam's butt. Europeans by and large are into F1 > didn't want to go to war on Iraq, so they must be gay. > > Hence any American confessing to liking F1 must be a gay Euro wannabe. Makes > perfect sense, doesn't it? <g> >
Thank you for explaining one aspect Jan. :)
ZP 29 Apr 2003 09:57 UTC↳ reply to Schooner#69570
I'm Italian and I love NASCAR. I'm a F1 fan since 1975 but I've to say that in the last 10 years F1 is not such enjoyable like NASCAR. F1 Gp's ARE boring.
In article <[email hidden]>, John DiFool <[email hidden]> writes: >John Simmon's humourous post aside, I dream of Monza >refurbishing the old high-banked oval and inviting NASCAR >over one year (and perhaps the Italian insurance industry >is such that it is run WITHOUT plates!)... > That last bit is VERY unlikely. They're still trying to send someone to jail for Senna's death. Don McCorkle
Goy Larsen 29 Apr 2003 12:32 UTC↳ reply to ZP#69580
ZP wrote: > > I'm Italian and I love NASCAR. > I'm a F1 fan since 1975 but I've to say that in the last 10 years F1 is not > such enjoyable like NASCAR. > F1 Gp's ARE boring. AussieV8's......big bulky Touring Cars with V8's, don't get much better than that :-) Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "goyl at nettx dot no" "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" --Groucho Marx--
"Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:KXqra.66724$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (13 lines)> "Kyle Roberts" wrote... > > <snip> > > Hey don't quote my name making it look like I started > > this lame attempt at a troll. I just yawned at the > > original poster and his boring and tired troll. > > Hehehe... did you happen to read the "Is this NG vanishing?"-thread before > you posted in this one? > > Jan. > =--- > >
Oh, im in tears, i really am.....
"Richard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:3ead0c9e$0$4865$[email hidden]... > IMO. > > And they handle like trucks. That's because they are trucks, doofus! NCTS << Go #4 Dodge! >>
David G Fisher wrote: > > Yea but, what if you're an American, love F1 and RASCAR, but don't really > like NASCAR too much at all? > > Does that make you bi....or maybe you just experiment a little sometimes? In that case your name is "fluffy pony"...... Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "goyl at nettx dot no" http://www.theuspits.com "A man is only as old as the woman he feels........" --Groucho Marx--
"John Simmons" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted text (9 lines)> In article <P3rra.66730$[email hidden]>, > [email hidden] says... > > "EldredP" wrote... > > > >> <snip> > > > Why would I want to be a gay Euro? > > > > It's Texan logic... > > > > Europeans can't be straight because straight guys are into NASCAR and
want > > to got to Iraq and kick Saddam's butt. Europeans by and large are intoF1 > > didn't want to go to war on Iraq, so they must be gay. > > > > Hence any American confessing to liking F1 must be a gay Euro wannabe.Makes > > perfect sense, doesn't it? <g> > > > > > Thank you for explaining one aspect Jan. :) Yea but, what if you're an American, love F1 and RASCAR, but don't really like NASCAR too much at all? Does that make you bi....or maybe you just experiment a little sometimes? I need to find myself. David G Fisher
In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...
Quoted text (34 lines)> > "John Simmons" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > In article <P3rra.66730$[email hidden]>, > > [email hidden] says... > > > "EldredP" wrote... > > > > >> <snip> > > > > Why would I want to be a gay Euro? > > > > > > It's Texan logic... > > > > > > Europeans can't be straight because straight guys are into NASCAR and > want > > > to got to Iraq and kick Saddam's butt. Europeans by and large are into > F1 > > > didn't want to go to war on Iraq, so they must be gay. > > > > > > Hence any American confessing to liking F1 must be a gay Euro wannabe. > Makes > > > perfect sense, doesn't it? <g> > > > > > > > > > Thank you for explaining one aspect Jan. :) > > Yea but, what if you're an American, love F1 and RASCAR, but don't really > like NASCAR too much at all? > > Does that make you bi....or maybe you just experiment a little sometimes? > > I need to find myself. > > David G Fisher >
The road to self-discovery is a lonely one, David, cratered with life's little pot-holes, and with no stops for food, gas, or lodging along the route. Cowboy-up or move the fuck over and let someone pass... :)
"John Simmons" wrote...
Quoted text (7 lines)> <snip> > The road to self-discovery is a lonely one, David, > cratered with life's little pot-holes, and with no > stops for food, gas, or lodging along the route. > > Cowboy-up or move the fuck over and let someone > pass...
LOL... damn, that's a waste of a fine shot of jenever... at least it's alcohol so it'll evaporate out of the keyboard eventually. Jan. =---
In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says... > AussieV8's......big bulky Touring Cars with V8's, don't get much better > than that :-) ...and we still have time to enjoy NASCAR. ;) Cheers, Rod.
RodP wrote:
Quoted text (7 lines)> > In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says... > > > AussieV8's......big bulky Touring Cars with V8's, don't get much better > > than that :-) > > ...and we still have time to enjoy NASCAR. ;)
NASCAR....NASCAR.....ah, that roundy round thingy ? Sure, if you're so inclined :-) Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "goyl at nettx dot no" "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" --Groucho Marx--
In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says... > NASCAR....NASCAR.....ah, that roundy round thingy ? > > Sure, if you're so inclined :-) Well, we used to have a NASCAR equivalent, AUSCAR but not exactly sure what happened to it. Was run at only 1 track going clockwise with ex-stock cars that used to run in the US. I've also seen a series on the oval track of old HQ Holdens and XF Falcons with small block V8's. Back when I had cable pay TV, used to get live NASCAR races (which normally started at 3am or so in the morning). Stick I nice throaty V8 in a shell and stick it on a track and us Aussies will watch it. ;) Cheers, Rod.
I gotta totally agree with you there, Goy! Those AussieV8's are awesome....the races are awesome to watch...... and with their great drivers (on par with US road racing specialists....IMHO), all in all a great package of racing! Watching these guys at Bathurst.....or on the street courses.....with great in-car camera coverage....is just a real treat. The winters over here in the good old USA, are much more bearable...thanks to Speed Channel covering/showing all the V8 series races! I actually look forward to that each winter season. I only wish EA's sim would have a been better representation of the real series (I had it shipped over from a friend in Australia). Maybe some time, these guys who are hacking the EA F1-2002 sim will turn their attention to the V8 version and make us a great racing sim? Wish, wish, wish! TP "Goy Larsen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > > > ZP wrote: > > > > I'm Italian and I love NASCAR. > > I'm a F1 fan since 1975 but I've to say that in the last 10 years F1 isnot
Quoted text (15 lines)> > such enjoyable like NASCAR. > > F1 Gp's ARE boring. > > AussieV8's......big bulky Touring Cars with V8's, don't get much better > than that :-) > > > Beers and cheers > (uncle) Goy > "goyl at nettx dot no" > > "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ > > "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" > --Groucho Marx--
Tom Pabst wrote:
Quoted text (14 lines)> > I gotta totally agree with you there, Goy! > > Those AussieV8's are awesome....the races are awesome to watch...... and > with their great drivers (on par with US road racing specialists....IMHO), > all in all a great package of racing! Watching these guys at > Bathurst.....or on the street courses.....with great in-car camera > coverage....is just a real treat. The winters over here in the good old > USA, are much more bearable...thanks to Speed Channel covering/showing all > the V8 series races! I actually look forward to that each winter season. I > only wish EA's sim would have a been better representation of the real > series (I had it shipped over from a friend in Australia). Maybe some time, > these guys who are hacking the EA F1-2002 sim will turn their attention to > the V8 version and make us a great racing sim? Wish, wish, wish!
Hi Tom, knew you weren't as bad as your rep :-) Maybe some time those guys hacking away at some other sim will deliver us what we want, then we can play it online as well :-) Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "goyl at nettx dot no" http://www.theuspits.com "A man is only as old as the woman he feels........" --Groucho Marx--

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