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Have you ever felt slighted or insulted in RASCAR ?
Have you ever felt slighted or insulted when just reading about RASCAR ?
Clear the air. Release that pent up aggretion.
This Saurday Night. One night only.
- ACTION, SPINS & SPILLS. -
Demolition Derby at THUNDERDOME.
- Come one, Come all.
- No time/lap limit.
- Full damage ON.
- Bristol or Darlington.
- No Rules
Open to any SOB in RAS
- Invite list ? We don't need no stinkin invite list.
Last man standing gets to laugh a whole bunch.
General admission - No reserved seats.
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I would actually pay to see this race if it could be pulled off and all the
"aggrieved parties" participated. Of course then we would need to run
several heats. ;o)
Elrikk
PS. No drivers aids of any kind, of course. ;o)
For heavens sake, make sure it's a non scoring race :) LPI's would take a
beating otherwise!
:)
Larry
"elrikk" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> I would actually pay to see this race if it could be pulled off and allthe
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> < audio volume rises noticibly > > > Have you ever felt slighted or insulted in RASCAR ? > Have you ever felt slighted or insulted when just reading about RASCAR ? > > Clear the air. Release that pent up aggretion. > > This Saurday Night. One night only. > - ACTION, SPINS & SPILLS. - > > Demolition Derby at THUNDERDOME. > - Come one, Come all. > > - No time/lap limit. > - Full damage ON. > - Bristol or Darlington. > - No Rules > Open to any SOB in RAS > - Invite list ? We don't need no stinkin invite list. > > Last man standing gets to laugh a whole bunch. > > General admission - No reserved seats. > > < volume lowers to normal > we now rejoin regularly scheduledQuoted text (8 lines)
> "aggrieved parties" participated. Of course then we would need to run > several heats. ;o) > > Elrikk > > PS. No drivers aids of any kind, of course. ;o) > >
"Larry" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> For heavens sake, make sure it's a non scoring race :) LPI's would take a
> beating otherwise!
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> :)
>
But of course this is all just a dream. To be able to actually run such a
race we would also have to run without "yellow flags" enabled and I doubt we
could get "general agreement" on that.
"General agreement" . . . ha ha ha . . snort . . ha ha ha . .
cackle . . .
< collapses in a heap into an ever growing puddle of drool on the floor >
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Sorry bout that. Honest, I feel much better now.
As my Uncle Woflgang said to the judge after being convicted of
exhibitionism in the Vienna State Oprea House "Please do no take me avay. I
vill not do it again." ;o)
Elrikk
