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GPL, don't do this to me !

13 posts by 9 people · 31 Jul 2000 - 02 Aug 2000

E. Crawford 31 Jul 2000 22:25 UTC#247177
ROTFL...good one "Peter Prochazka" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9lmh5.23520$[email hidden]... > Yes honey, I admit, I betrayed you with this young fluffy, but it was only > for one week, goddamn, one week! And I didn't even pay her! C'mon... > What, why? Well..., you know..., she can do this wet thing (mmmhhh...thewet > thing!) and she's so easy... > But hey, I told you, I'd never leave you for another one! It was just a > short affair, nothing serious..., you feel so much better than her... > And I can tell you, she isn't that young... she's as old as my ex, justwent
Quoted text (25 lines)> to the plastic surgeon and, well..., learned that wet thing (mmmhhhh...the > wet thing!) > You can't treat me like this! Throw me out of Eau Rouge without warning, > kick me in Masta and don't allow me to trailbrake in Stowe! And you could > have told me in a nicer way, that I'm too late and too hard in Parabolica! > Hey, c'mon babe, remember the old times! Playing in the sands of Holland, > our first '26... And that wild ride in the german woods..., ahhh we were > happy..., the first sub 9! > You just can't throw away these memories! Not because of that small > meaningless affair! You haven't been that nasty after my flirt with that > Porsche girl! > Waddayasay? There are better guys out there than me? You surely mean these > Greger and Wolfgang types! Well..., but Uwe says I'm not that bad, I'm > better than average he says, and he knows. I'm sure he knows! And I'll > improve, I promise! I'll do you every day from now on and I'll improve, > you'll see! Just be nice to me again and we'll improve! > And I tell you something, better be nice to me again, 'cause I know I'll > meet this supermodel next spring and maybe you'll have a hard time to keep > up with her! > > Peter > (annoyed, that he can't drive GPL anymore after a week of GP3 and maybe, > just maybe, he's a little bit drunk :-)) > >
David Erb 31 Jul 2000 22:34 UTC#247184
LOL This is rich! As penance you'll have to drive the BRM at Mosport :) David "Peter Prochazka" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9lmh5.23520$[email hidden]... > Yes honey, I admit, I betrayed you with this young fluffy, but it was only > for one week, goddamn, one week! And I didn't even pay her! C'mon... > What, why? Well..., you know..., she can do this wet thing (mmmhhh...thewet > thing!) and she's so easy... Snip lots of funny stuff > Peter > (annoyed, that he can't drive GPL anymore after a week of GP3 and maybe, > just maybe, he's a little bit drunk :-)) >
Arto Wikla 31 Jul 2000 23:06 UTC#247113
rrevved writes: >ROFL!!! >> ... (at least 30-40 lines of copied text deleted here!!) I still do hope that persons ROFLing would kindly do it privately! And especially not repeating the text that made them "roll on the floor". Please! Arto
Peter Prochazka 31 Jul 2000 23:38 UTC#247146
Yes honey, I admit, I betrayed you with this young fluffy, but it was only for one week, goddamn, one week! And I didn't even pay her! C'mon... What, why? Well..., you know..., she can do this wet thing (mmmhhh...the wet thing!) and she's so easy... But hey, I told you, I'd never leave you for another one! It was just a short affair, nothing serious..., you feel so much better than her... And I can tell you, she isn't that young... she's as old as my ex, just went to the plastic surgeon and, well..., learned that wet thing (mmmhhhh...the wet thing!) You can't treat me like this! Throw me out of Eau Rouge without warning, kick me in Masta and don't allow me to trailbrake in Stowe! And you could have told me in a nicer way, that I'm too late and too hard in Parabolica! Hey, c'mon babe, remember the old times! Playing in the sands of Holland, our first '26... And that wild ride in the german woods..., ahhh we were happy..., the first sub 9! You just can't throw away these memories! Not because of that small meaningless affair! You haven't been that nasty after my flirt with that Porsche girl! Waddayasay? There are better guys out there than me? You surely mean these Greger and Wolfgang types! Well..., but Uwe says I'm not that bad, I'm better than average he says, and he knows. I'm sure he knows! And I'll improve, I promise! I'll do you every day from now on and I'll improve, you'll see! Just be nice to me again and we'll improve! And I tell you something, better be nice to me again, 'cause I know I'll meet this supermodel next spring and maybe you'll have a hard time to keep up with her! Peter (annoyed, that he can't drive GPL anymore after a week of GP3 and maybe, just maybe, he's a little bit drunk :-))
Otter 31 Jul 2000 23:57 UTC#246990
NOTROFL -- Otter "Arto Wikla" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:wikla.965084434@kanasaari... > rrevved writes: > > >ROFL!!! > > >> ... (at least 30-40 lines of copied text deleted here!!) > > I still do hope that persons ROFLing would kindly do it privately! > And especially not repeating the text that made them "roll on the floor". > Please! > > Arto
Derek 01 Aug 2000#246964
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, what's the best way to clean your keyboard and monitor after you've just sprayed coffee all over them? Thanks Peter :)
That's too cruel David!! Not everyone learns to appreciate the Beast of Bourne like we do. ;-) Jan. =--- David Erb wrote... > LOL This is rich! As penance you'll have to drive the > BRM at Mosport :) > > David
Arto Wikla 01 Aug 2000 00:08 UTC#247037
Otter writes: >NOTROFL I do have the same hope inverted rollings (caps lock on my inversion): >> I still do hope that persons NOTROFLing would kindly do it privately! >> And especially not repeating the text that made them "NOT TO roll on >> the floor". >> Please! Arto
Karl Zosel 01 Aug 2000 08:59 UTC#246971
Well.. You knew from the start she was a bitch! Give it to her! Peter Prochazka <[email hidden]> schreef in berichtnieuws 9lmh5.23520$[email hidden]... > Yes honey, I admit, I betrayed you with this young fluffy, but it was only > for one week, goddamn, one week! And I didn't even pay her! C'mon... > What, why? Well..., you know..., she can do this wet thing (mmmhhh...thewet > thing!) and she's so easy... > But hey, I told you, I'd never leave you for another one! It was just a > short affair, nothing serious..., you feel so much better than her... > And I can tell you, she isn't that young... she's as old as my ex, justwent
Quoted text (25 lines)> to the plastic surgeon and, well..., learned that wet thing (mmmhhhh...the > wet thing!) > You can't treat me like this! Throw me out of Eau Rouge without warning, > kick me in Masta and don't allow me to trailbrake in Stowe! And you could > have told me in a nicer way, that I'm too late and too hard in Parabolica! > Hey, c'mon babe, remember the old times! Playing in the sands of Holland, > our first '26... And that wild ride in the german woods..., ahhh we were > happy..., the first sub 9! > You just can't throw away these memories! Not because of that small > meaningless affair! You haven't been that nasty after my flirt with that > Porsche girl! > Waddayasay? There are better guys out there than me? You surely mean these > Greger and Wolfgang types! Well..., but Uwe says I'm not that bad, I'm > better than average he says, and he knows. I'm sure he knows! And I'll > improve, I promise! I'll do you every day from now on and I'll improve, > you'll see! Just be nice to me again and we'll improve! > And I tell you something, better be nice to me again, 'cause I know I'll > meet this supermodel next spring and maybe you'll have a hard time to keep > up with her! > > Peter > (annoyed, that he can't drive GPL anymore after a week of GP3 and maybe, > just maybe, he's a little bit drunk :-)) > >
Karl Zosel 01 Aug 2000#527366
Well.. You knew from the start she was a ***! Give it to her!
EldredP 02 Aug 2000#246450
In article <9lmh5.23520$[email hidden]>, "Peter Prochazka" <[email hidden]> writes: >Yes honey, I admit, I betrayed you with this young fluffy, but it was only >for one week, goddamn, one week! And I didn't even pay her! C'mon... >What, why? Well..., you know..., she can do this wet thing (mmmhhh...the wet >thing!) and she's so easy... Some of you guys REALLY should write for a living...<g> Eldred -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPL hcp. +59.33 Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

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