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Physics engine.

31 posts by 13 people · 05 May 2000 - 07 May 2000 00:30 UTC

Joke thread titled 'Physics engine'

Following the one-word 'simulators' post, m.seery posted 'Physics engine' as a parody, and others replied with one-line jokes and puns.

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Automated summary.

pqt2 05 May 2000 17:29 UTC#272711
Will never be capable of accurately simulating the Boar Hog Grind! Paul "m.seery" wrote: > > Physics engine <G> -- "Don't take yourself too serious since someone else just might and then what are you going to do!"
Andrew Turner 05 May 2000 17:39 UTC#272714
I was able to with some tweaking. "m.seery" wrote: > Physics engine <G>
Ace 05 May 2000 18:42 UTC#272723
m.seery <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:fkDQ4.10973$[email hidden]... > > Physics engine <G> > This is clearly an attempt at making a new game. At present, the physics engine is in place. I predict we shall also soon see the emergence of several other features.
Roquero 05 May 2000 18:44 UTC#272725
Ace <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8ev4mo$19e$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (11 lines)> > m.seery <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:fkDQ4.10973$[email hidden]... > > > > Physics engine <G> > > > > This is clearly an attempt at making a new game. At present, the physics > engine is in place. I predict we shall also soon see the emergence of > several other features. >
HAHAHAHAHAH :))
David R. Ericson 05 May 2000 19:30 UTC#272734
If you and CLAUDIA talked it would be the shortest discussion... ever! :-) Dave "m.seery" wrote: > > Physics engine <G>
ymenard 05 May 2000 20:44 UTC#272640
"m.seery" <[email hidden]> wrote > Physics engine <G> Mmmmm virtual seasnakes running at a 288hz physics. -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.WeRace.net -- People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Jan Verschueren 05 May 2000 20:54 UTC#272728
I see the minimalist style of posting is catching on... Jan. ;-) =--- m.seery wrote... > > Physics engine <G> > > >
m.seery 05 May 2000 22:30 UTC#272645
ROTFLOL. The "simulators" thread had me in such stitches, falling off my chair. I had to see if it was repeatable. apologies for my warped sense of humour <G> Actually, come to think of it, I make no aplogies for my warped sense of humour. MS "m.seery" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:fkDQ4.10973$[email hidden]... > > Physics engine <G> > > >
m.seery 05 May 2000 22:31 UTC#272646
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. MS "Ace" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8ev4mo$19e$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (12 lines)> > m.seery <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:fkDQ4.10973$[email hidden]... > > > > Physics engine <G> > > > > This is clearly an attempt at making a new game. At present, the physics > engine is in place. I predict we shall also soon see the emergence of > several other features. > >
m.seery 05 May 2000 22:34 UTC#272647
Actually Claudia is unique and as such my kind of gal. Most women I know will use 50 words where 5 will suffice! I make the assumption, of course, that Claudia is a gal! MS "David R. Ericson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted text (7 lines)> If you and CLAUDIA talked it would be the shortest discussion... ever! :-) > > Dave > > "m.seery" wrote: > > > > Physics engine <G>
Phil Lee 05 May 2000 23:09 UTC#272660
m.seery <[email hidden]> wrote > > Physics engine <G> > Well that's sorted my problem. Thanks, and how did you know? Cheers Phil -- http://www.youpies.co.uk
David Karr 05 May 2000 23:15 UTC#272675
simulator! "m.seery" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:fkDQ4.10973$[email hidden]... > > Physics engine <G> > > >
David Karr 05 May 2000 23:16 UTC#272676
Fizzy Indian "m.seery" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:fkDQ4.10973$[email hidden]... > > Physics engine <G> > > >
Phil Lee 06 May 2000 00:26 UTC#272613
Is that an overheating motorbike you've got there? Cheers Phil -- http://www.youpies.co.uk David Karr <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8evkol$q6j$[email hidden]... > Fizzy Indian > > "m.seery" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:fkDQ4.10973$[email hidden]... > > > > Physics engine <G> > > > > > > > >
Simon Brown 06 May 2000 05:27 UTC#272567
I've been hearing rumours about this for months now, but I never believed it until now.
Is that your final answer? Francois Dubuc, Simulator ***world, [link lost in import: /***world/]
m.seery 06 May 2000#524971
Tire actually! MS
Quoted text (7 lines)> simulator! > > Physics engine <G>
David Karr 06 May 2000 13:20 UTC#272520
[yawn] --DK "The Drongo formely known as Poopy Face" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > >Physics engine <G> > > Do you know where I can download a WaReZ version ? > :--))
m.seery 06 May 2000 20:28 UTC#272469
Tire actually! MS "David Karr" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8evkll$q6g$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (11 lines)> simulator! > > "m.seery" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:fkDQ4.10973$[email hidden]... > > > > Physics engine <G> > > > > > > > >
David Karr 07 May 2000 00:30 UTC#272343
Oh yes, I do. --dk "m.seery" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:5n_Q4.665$[email hidden]... > Tire actually!

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