Grand Prix 2/Legends AI tales........

To all you rocket sprockets outta there in vroom vroom land........ I know how you all like to brag about how ferkin fast yer are aroond Monza in yer zippy little Lotus, how yah start to bubble when the frame rate hits 2, how you "finished 2nd" because the AI bloke driving the soupped up banger that beat yah is a cheating little ***er and blah blah is better than blah blah 2...and so on...... But howz about putting your little ditties of sim racing stories in a post from the postieman...? Like this...(er excuse the language..) Its 7.30 and pitch black ootside. I'm hunched over me wheel with the plastic to the floor sweating like a noodle. Its Spa.... I'm in 3rd place...NEVER been higher, I'm so tense I could crack a walnut with me arse cheeks...tongue sticking out of me gob in rapt concentration.. Me mechanic gives me the board....3 laps ter go as I bomb down by the pits, arse wobbling like a jelly on the plate......... "Grip for ***s sake...!!!!!!!" I shout thanking God that the missus is out for the night. "Oh Oh........shite.." I gulp... For there in the mirror is that bastard Clark...getting closer and closer... "Don't you even ***ing think about it..!!" as I shift up from 4th to 5th, engine squealing like a pig. "Wahhhhhhhhhh haaaayyyyy.." I burp as I head down and up over the rise of that dangerous ***er of a turn.....Ea Rouge...I think..!!!!! Glance left, right... "Where'd dat *** get toooooooooo nnnnnnnnnooooooshittttttt.." With a mighty roar and a higho silver, Clark jinks to the left and powers past me on the right giving me the ***ing finger......... "Yer ***ing poncey shite......." I scream in my helmet as he disappears in the distance. I grip the wheel slavering like a lunatic...........eh..!!!!!!! what the f..............? The car begins to shake and wobble........ "A puncture.......!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhh" ..........straight over the nearest ***ing hedge..............game over. A little while later....... The mechanic is standing there with hands on hips looking as pissed as a newt... "And what the *** do you call that then.............!!!!!!!!!!" Er....... Anyone else got AI tales to tell...make a change from listening to the usual shoite.... idav Master of the arse over***manoever.

Your giving Oscar Wilde a run for his money with your tales!

> Your giving Oscar Wilde a run for his money with your tales! > > To all you rocket sprockets outta there in vroom vroom land........ > > I know how you all like to brag about how ferkin fast yer are aroond Monza

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> > in yer zippy little Lotus, how yah start to bubble when the frame rate > hits > > 2, how you "finished 2nd" because the AI bloke driving the soupped up > banger > > that beat yah is a cheating little ***er and blah blah is better than > blah > > blah 2...and so on...... > > But howz about putting your little ditties of sim racing stories in a

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> > from the postieman...? > > Like this...(er excuse the language..) > > Its 7.30 and pitch black ootside. > > I'm hunched over me wheel with the plastic to the floor sweating like a > > noodle. > > Its Spa.... > > I'm in 3rd place...NEVER been higher, I'm so tense I could crack a

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> > with me arse cheeks...tongue sticking out of me gob in rapt > concentration.. > > Me mechanic gives me the board....3 laps ter go as I bomb down by the > pits, > > arse wobbling like a jelly on the plate......... > > "Grip for ***s sake...!!!!!!!" I shout thanking God that the missus is > out > > for the night. > > "Oh Oh........shite.." I gulp... > > For there in the mirror is that bastard Clark...getting closer and > closer... > > "Don't you even ***ing think about it..!!" as I shift up from 4th to

5th, > > engine squealing like a pig. > > "Wahhhhhhhhhh haaaayyyyy.." I burp as I head down and up over the rise of

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> > that dangerous ***er of a turn.....Ea Rouge...I think..!!!!! > > Glance left, right... > > "Where'd dat *** get toooooooooo nnnnnnnnnooooooshittttttt.." > > With a mighty roar and a higho silver, Clark jinks to the left and

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> > past me on the right giving me the ***ing finger......... > > "Yer ***ing poncey shite......." I scream in my helmet as he disappears > in > > the distance. > > I grip the wheel slavering like a lunatic...........eh..!!!!!!! what the > > f..............? > > The car begins to shake and wobble........ > > "A puncture.......!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhh" > > ..........straight over the nearest ***ing hedge..............game

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> > A little while later....... > > The mechanic is standing there with hands on hips looking as pissed as a > > newt... > > "And what the *** do you call that then.............!!!!!!!!!!" > > Er....... > > Anyone else got AI tales to tell...make a change from listening to the > usual > > shoite.... > > idav > > Master of the arse over***manoever.

bravo sir ... a good tale, well told Shane db_wolf

>To all you rocket sprockets outta there in vroom vroom land........ <SNIP>> >I'm in 3rd place...NEVER been higher, I'm so tense I could crack a walnut >with me arse cheeks...tongue sticking out of me gob in rapt concentration.. The holidays must be more fun than a barrel of monkeys at your house... :-) Randy

This is the funniest post I've for GPL! Great post. Mauricio.

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>> Your giving Oscar Wilde a run for his money with your tales! >> > To all you rocket sprockets outta there in vroom vroom land........ >> > I know how you all like to brag about how ferkin fast yer are aroond >Monza >> > in yer zippy little Lotus, how yah start to bubble when the frame rate >> hits >> > 2, how you "finished 2nd" because the AI bloke driving the soupped up >> banger >> > that beat yah is a cheating little ***er and blah blah is better than >> blah >> > blah 2...and so on...... >> > But howz about putting your little ditties of sim racing stories in a >post >> > from the postieman...? >> > Like this...(er excuse the language..) >> > Its 7.30 and pitch black ootside. >> > I'm hunched over me wheel with the plastic to the floor sweating like a >> > noodle. >> > Its Spa.... >> > I'm in 3rd place...NEVER been higher, I'm so tense I could crack a >walnut >> > with me arse cheeks...tongue sticking out of me gob in rapt >> concentration.. >> > Me mechanic gives me the board....3 laps ter go as I bomb down by the >> pits, >> > arse wobbling like a jelly on the plate......... >> > "Grip for ***s sake...!!!!!!!" I shout thanking God that the missus is >> out >> > for the night. >> > "Oh Oh........shite.." I gulp... >> > For there in the mirror is that bastard Clark...getting closer and >> closer... >> > "Don't you even ***ing think about it..!!" as I shift up from 4th to >5th, >> > engine squealing like a pig. >> > "Wahhhhhhhhhh haaaayyyyy.." I burp as I head down and up over the rise >of >> > that dangerous ***er of a turn.....Ea Rouge...I think..!!!!! >> > Glance left, right... >> > "Where'd dat *** get toooooooooo nnnnnnnnnooooooshittttttt.." >> > With a mighty roar and a higho silver, Clark jinks to the left and >powers >> > past me on the right giving me the ***ing finger......... >> > "Yer ***ing poncey shite......." I scream in my helmet as he disappears >> in >> > the distance. >> > I grip the wheel slavering like a lunatic...........eh..!!!!!!! what the >> > f..............? >> > The car begins to shake and wobble........ >> > "A puncture.......!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhh" >> > ..........straight over the nearest ***ing hedge..............game >over. >> > A little while later....... >> > The mechanic is standing there with hands on hips looking as pissed as a >> > newt... >> > "And what the *** do you call that then.............!!!!!!!!!!" >> > Er....... >> > Anyone else got AI tales to tell...make a change from listening to the >> usual >> > shoite.... >> > idav >> > Master of the arse over***manoever.

Well.........gee swizzzz, Only a couple of you petrol heads wanna share the juice and chew the wacky backy with lil old me about how they blew away the Ferrari at Kyalami.........sigh. You lot seem more interested in techie talk than the "romantic" side of sim auto racing....... I mean fer ***s sake, this group should be more than a "Help...I'm stuck shop", I thought it was improving with the dignified posts about Greg Moores death, but alas....I guess most of you don't give a baboon's balls for sad ***ers like me who want to chew the cud about their virtual races and how the Artificial Intelligence is a bigger cheater than a cheetah......... Like the time I was going side by side with Senna through the curva grande with Mansell kissing my gearbox or how I made Schumacher look a right***as I stuck it by him on the last lap at Suzuka............ Stories to be left untold, I fear.......ho hum diddly Of course if any of you wingding's want to prove me wrong........ idav When his Lotus shifts to 6th its up, up, and ...............over the ***ing fence.

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> > Your giving Oscar Wilde a run for his money with your tales! > > > To all you rocket sprockets outta there in vroom vroom land........ > > > I know how you all like to brag about how ferkin fast yer are aroond > Monza > > > in yer zippy little Lotus, how yah start to bubble when the frame rate > > hits > > > 2, how you "finished 2nd" because the AI bloke driving the soupped up > > banger > > > that beat yah is a cheating little ***er and blah blah is better than > > blah > > > blah 2...and so on...... > > > But howz about putting your little ditties of sim racing stories in a > post > > > from the postieman...? > > > Like this...(er excuse the language..) > > > Its 7.30 and pitch black ootside. > > > I'm hunched over me wheel with the plastic to the floor sweating like

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> > > noodle. > > > Its Spa.... > > > I'm in 3rd place...NEVER been higher, I'm so tense I could crack a > walnut > > > with me arse cheeks...tongue sticking out of me gob in rapt > > concentration.. > > > Me mechanic gives me the board....3 laps ter go as I bomb down by the > > pits, > > > arse wobbling like a jelly on the plate......... > > > "Grip for ***s sake...!!!!!!!" I shout thanking God that the missus

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> > out > > > for the night. > > > "Oh Oh........shite.." I gulp... > > > For there in the mirror is that bastard Clark...getting closer and > > closer... > > > "Don't you even ***ing think about it..!!" as I shift up from 4th to > 5th, > > > engine squealing like a pig. > > > "Wahhhhhhhhhh haaaayyyyy.." I burp as I head down and up over the rise > of > > > that dangerous ***er of a turn.....Ea Rouge...I think..!!!!! > > > Glance left, right... > > > "Where'd dat *** get toooooooooo nnnnnnnnnooooooshittttttt.." > > > With a mighty roar and a higho silver, Clark jinks to the left and > powers > > > past me on the right giving me the ***ing finger......... > > > "Yer ***ing poncey shite......." I scream in my helmet as he

disappears > > in > > > the distance. > > > I grip the wheel slavering like a lunatic...........eh..!!!!!!! what the

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> > > f..............? > > > The car begins to shake and wobble........ > > > "A puncture.......!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhh" > > > ..........straight over the nearest ***ing hedge..............game > over. > > > A little while later....... > > > The mechanic is standing there with hands on hips looking as pissed as

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> > > newt... > > > "And what the *** do you call that then.............!!!!!!!!!!" > > > Er....... > > > Anyone else got AI tales to tell...make a change from listening to the > > usual > > > shoite.... > > > idav > > > Master of the arse over***manoever.

Hmm, perhaps we're all afraid our sweat-inducing stories of gpl grandness wouldn't live up to your narrative skill. If I had any stories to tell, I'd send them to you to rephrase and post to this fine group=) Brian Fox http://www.geocities.com/~foxman Pobody's Nerfect Warranty void if tagline removed. >Well.........gee swizzzz, <snippy>

A long time ago, in a Lotus far, far way.........on a 14" monitor near the kitchen. Having negotiated a seat with the Lotus team (yah don't think I talked to the Coventry or Murasama lot did yah..?, I'm not that ***ing stupid..!!) I had my ride. Hours and hours I pounded around and around Watkins and Monza lap after lap until I was anywhere near useful. And so finally, onto the real thing........ a full Season 67 with all the options on!!. Crikey..!!!!! Coming soon........ The personal stories of a rookie driver in the Grand Prix World Championships of '67. Tales from the pits, through qualifying to race day. Part 1 - Kyalami. The true story of how I blew the shit out of 3 engines, ***ed up the suspension and how I achieved a personal best of 5.9 (from all 6 judges) as I did a triple-salko with an inverted twist over the nearest ***ing hedge at Crowthorne Corner (Turn 1) on lap 10. But it wasn't my fault....honest!!! idav > Hmm, perhaps we're all afraid our sweat-inducing stories of gpl grandness > wouldn't live up to your narrative skill. If I had any stories to tell, I'd

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> send them to you to rephrase and post to this fine group=) > Brian Fox > http://www.geocities.com/~foxman > Pobody's Nerfect > Warranty void if tagline removed. > >Well.........gee swizzzz, > <snippy> > >Of course if any of you wingding's want to prove me wrong........ > >idav

> Wonderful stuff! The spirit of Ernest Hemingway is certainly inside you. I was thinking more along the lines of Dr. H. S. Thompson. I sense quite a bit of gonzo influence in his narrative. -- Scott aka Outshynd The driver formerly know as Outshined "33" in N3 27 in NL "And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train heading your way."--No Leaf Clover....Metallica

Looking forward to future tales from the track. -- Scott aka Outshynd The driver formerly know as Outshined "33" in N3 27 in NL "And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train heading your way."--No Leaf Clover....Metallica

> What's a "jaquizi"? That's a Jacuzzi that makes you queasy.... BB

Engrossing stuff.

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> To all you rocket sprockets outta there in vroom vroom land........ > I know how you all like to brag about how ferkin fast yer are aroond Monza > in yer zippy little Lotus, how yah start to bubble when the frame rate hits > 2, how you "finished 2nd" because the AI bloke driving the soupped up banger > that beat yah is a cheating little ***er and blah blah is better than blah > blah 2...and so on...... > But howz about putting your little ditties of sim racing stories in a post > from the postieman...? > Like this...(er excuse the language..) > Its 7.30 and pitch black ootside. > I'm hunched over me wheel with the plastic to the floor sweating like a > noodle. > Its Spa.... > I'm in 3rd place...NEVER been higher, I'm so tense I could crack a walnut > with me arse cheeks...tongue sticking out of me gob in rapt concentration.. > Me mechanic gives me the board....3 laps ter go as I bomb down by the pits, > arse wobbling like a jelly on the plate......... > "Grip for ***s sake...!!!!!!!" I shout thanking God that the missus is out > for the night. > "Oh Oh........shite.." I gulp... > For there in the mirror is that bastard Clark...getting closer and closer... > "Don't you even ***ing think about it..!!" as I shift up from 4th to 5th, > engine squealing like a pig. > "Wahhhhhhhhhh haaaayyyyy.." I burp as I head down and up over the rise of > that dangerous ***er of a turn.....Ea Rouge...I think..!!!!! > Glance left, right... > "Where'd dat *** get toooooooooo nnnnnnnnnooooooshittttttt.." > With a mighty roar and a higho silver, Clark jinks to the left and powers > past me on the right giving me the ***ing finger......... > "Yer ***ing poncey shite......." I scream in my helmet as he disappears in > the distance. > I grip the wheel slavering like a lunatic...........eh..!!!!!!! what the > f..............? > The car begins to shake and wobble........ > "A puncture.......!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhh" > ..........straight over the nearest ***ing hedge..............game over. > A little while later....... > The mechanic is standing there with hands on hips looking as pissed as a > newt... > "And what the *** do you call that then.............!!!!!!!!!!" > Er....... > Anyone else got AI tales to tell...make a change from listening to the usual > shoite.... > idav > Master of the arse over***manoever.

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What's a "jaquizi"?

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> Well.........gee swizzzz, > Only a couple of you petrol heads wanna share the juice and chew the wacky > backy with lil old me about how they blew away the Ferrari at > Kyalami.........sigh. > You lot seem more interested in techie talk than the "romantic" side of sim > auto racing....... > I mean fer ***s sake, this group should be more than a "Help...I'm stuck > shop", I thought it was improving with the dignified posts about Greg Moores > death, but alas....I guess most of you don't give a baboon's balls for sad > ***ers like me who want to chew the cud about their virtual races and how > the Artificial Intelligence is a bigger cheater than a cheetah......... > Like the time I was going side by side with Senna through the curva grande > with Mansell kissing my gearbox or how I made Schumacher look a right***as > I stuck it by him on the last lap at Suzuka............ > Stories to be left untold, I fear.......ho hum diddly > Of course if any of you wingding's want to prove me wrong........ > idav > When his Lotus shifts to 6th its up, up, and ...............over the ***ing > fence. > > > Your giving Oscar Wilde a run for his money with your tales! > > > > To all you rocket sprockets outta there in vroom vroom land........ > > > > I know how you all like to brag about how ferkin fast yer are aroond > > Monza > > > > in yer zippy little Lotus, how yah start to bubble when the frame rate > > > hits > > > > 2, how you "finished 2nd" because the AI bloke driving the soupped up > > > banger > > > > that beat yah is a cheating little ***er and blah blah is better than > > > blah > > > > blah 2...and so on...... > > > > But howz about putting your little ditties of sim racing stories in a > > post > > > > from the postieman...? > > > > Like this...(er excuse the language..) > > > > Its 7.30 and pitch black ootside. > > > > I'm hunched over me wheel with the plastic to the floor sweating like > a > > > > noodle. > > > > Its Spa.... > > > > I'm in 3rd place...NEVER been higher, I'm so tense I could crack a > > walnut > > > > with me arse cheeks...tongue sticking out of me gob in rapt > > > concentration.. > > > > Me mechanic gives me the board....3 laps ter go as I bomb down by the > > > pits, > > > > arse wobbling like a jelly on the plate......... > > > > "Grip for ***s sake...!!!!!!!" I shout thanking God that the missus > is > > > out > > > > for the night. > > > > "Oh Oh........shite.." I gulp... > > > > For there in the mirror is that bastard Clark...getting closer and > > > closer... > > > > "Don't you even ***ing think about it..!!" as I shift up from 4th to > > 5th, > > > > engine squealing like a pig. > > > > "Wahhhhhhhhhh haaaayyyyy.." I burp as I head down and up over the rise > > of > > > > that dangerous ***er of a turn.....Ea Rouge...I think..!!!!! > > > > Glance left, right... > > > > "Where'd dat *** get toooooooooo nnnnnnnnnooooooshittttttt.." > > > > With a mighty roar and a higho silver, Clark jinks to the left and > > powers > > > > past me on the right giving me the ***ing finger......... > > > > "Yer ***ing poncey shite......." I scream in my helmet as he > disappears > > > in > > > > the distance. > > > > I grip the wheel slavering like a lunatic...........eh..!!!!!!! what > the > > > > f..............? > > > > The car begins to shake and wobble........ > > > > "A puncture.......!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhh" > > > > ..........straight over the nearest ***ing hedge..............game > > over. > > > > A little while later....... > > > > The mechanic is standing there with hands on hips looking as pissed as > a > > > > newt... > > > > "And what the *** do you call that then.............!!!!!!!!!!" > > > > Er....... > > > > Anyone else got AI tales to tell...make a change from listening to the > > > usual > > > > shoite.... > > > > idav > > > > Master of the arse over***manoever.

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Wonderful stuff! The spirit of Ernest Hemingway is certainly inside you.

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> A long time ago, in a Lotus far, far way.........on a 14" monitor near the > kitchen. > Having negotiated a seat with the Lotus team (yah don't think I talked to > the Coventry or Murasama lot did yah..?, I'm not that ***ing stupid..!!) > I had my ride. > Hours and hours I pounded around and around Watkins and Monza lap after lap > until I was anywhere near useful. > And so finally, onto the real thing........ a full Season 67 with all the > options on!!. > Crikey..!!!!! > Coming soon........ > The personal stories of a rookie driver in the Grand Prix World > Championships of '67. > Tales from the pits, through qualifying to race day. > Part 1 - Kyalami. > The true story of how I blew the shit out of 3 engines, ***ed up the > suspension and how I achieved a personal best of 5.9 (from all 6 judges) as > I did a triple-salko with an inverted twist over the nearest ***ing hedge > at Crowthorne Corner (Turn 1) on lap 10. > But it wasn't my fault....honest!!! > idav > > Hmm, perhaps we're all afraid our sweat-inducing stories of gpl grandness > > wouldn't live up to your narrative skill. If I had any stories to tell, > I'd > > send them to you to rephrase and post to this fine group=) > > Brian Fox > > http://www.geocities.com/~foxman > > Pobody's Nerfect > > Warranty void if tagline removed. > > >Well.........gee swizzzz, > > <snippy> > > >Of course if any of you wingding's want to prove me wrong........ > > >idav

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Okey-dokey....thanks Bart! > > What's a "jaquizi"? > That's a Jacuzzi that makes you queasy.... > BB -----------== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News ==---------- http://www.newsfeeds.com The Largest Usenet Servers in the World! ------== Over 73,000 Newsgroups - Including Dedicated Binaries Servers ==-----

I was actually being sarcastic but failed miserably in getting the feeling across :-)

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> > Wonderful stuff! The spirit of Ernest Hemingway is certainly inside you. > I was thinking more along the lines of Dr. H. S. Thompson. I sense quite > a bit of gonzo influence in his narrative. > -- > Scott aka Outshynd > The driver formerly know as Outshined > "33" in N3 > 27 in NL > "And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, > was just a freight train heading your way."--No Leaf Clover....Metallica

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Sheesh......!!!!!!! So I can't ***ing shpell...........shue me. Don't none of you ***ers give moi a hard time after what I've been through last night... There I was dressed in me racing gear (pyjama's and tellytubby slippers - don't ask!!), talcum powder on me stots - for serious racing, you've just got to mek sure your knackers aren't ganna get sweaty and schtick to and pull your short and curlies - ooh ouch!! So there was I, Lying 7th around Monaco, toddling aroond in 3rd scared shitless giving every ***er that made a move the evil eye "Keep outta my ***ing way..........!!!!!!" Seriously..........how the sam ***ing hill can anyone drive aroond here without making a right arse of themselves is beyond me.... I mean, what a bastard of a track..!!!!!!!!!!! Powerin oot of the tunnel down the bank , managed to avoid the flippin kerbs when I comes upon that ***er of a chicane padded with straw bails... Gets me every god damned time, shifted doon teh 3rd (don't call me chicken..!!) tried to flick the tub a quick left then right. Did it work...did it ***. Right front clips the corner of the bail, puts me in a fast spin, engine rev's off the ***ing scale as sparks and pieces of gearbox explode behind me hintend... "Aw ***ing sheeeeeeeite...!!" I wail banging me nut on the wheel as the Lotus does a backflip and lands on me noggin crushing me helmet and making a ***y mess of me quiff. "Press Esc......" it says, I'll give it a ***ing "Press Esc..." AND....... Whats piss-taking worse is that it was only the first ***y lap. I ***ing HATE Monaco...whoever designed that ***ing track ought to be taken out, strung up by his hairy knackers and butt-***ed by the biggest bull they can find. Like I said, I'm in such a ***ing state so don't *** me aroond. idav Who would like just once, ONCE to be able to get through Monaco without looking like a total dipshit.

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> Okey-dokey....thanks Bart! > > > What's a "jaquizi"? > > That's a Jacuzzi that makes you queasy.... > > BB > -----------== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News

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On the following date: Sat, 8 Jan 2000 15:21:27 -0000, said person(s) <SNIP> Swear Word Count: *** = 14 Damn = 1 Shit = 4 *** = 5 Ass = 3 Others = 4 --------------------- 31 Total Word count = 300 10.5% of your whole note was swear words. So every 9.5 words you cuss. WOW - James "Gunslinger" Wohlever Techware Motorsports http://techware.4mg.com/ Send ATTACHMENTS (Files) to:

> > What's a "jaquizi"? > That's a Jacuzzi that makes you queasy.... Why didn't it surprise me that you knew the answer to this Bart.... :-) Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy

Eh.........? So I swear like a *** who's got a bad case of the clap........shoot me. If you got as pissed off as me playing GPL you'd throw a ***ing wobbly from time to time. Don't get me wrong, I consider myself an ok pilot able to hold me own amongst the also-rans (I'm no bragger - unlike some of you saps..:-)) but there are times when this shlockware yanks my well endowed chain something cronic. AND don't tell me you've never given your telly the verbal diahorrea when you've gone head-first into the - delete as applicable, tree, fence, drink or mown down the whole Mr and Mrs Cardboard clan. If anyone's offended by what I've got ter spout........ *** off. idav Whose still pissed-off after last night.

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> On the following date: Sat, 8 Jan 2000 15:21:27 -0000, said person(s) > >Sheesh......!!!!!!! > >So I can't ***ing shpell...........shue me. > <SNIP> > Swear Word Count: > *** = 14 > Damn = 1 > Shit = 4 > *** = 5 > Ass = 3 > Others = 4 > --------------------- > 31 > Total Word count = 300 > 10.5% of your whole note was swear words. > So every 9.5 words you cuss. > WOW > - James "Gunslinger" Wohlever > Techware Motorsports > http://techware.gtinsider.com > Send ATTACHMENTS (Files) to:

Eh? You mean that funny looking muppet........? Am I missing something here, is this some sort of yankee code...extract the urine out of the mother country. You lot outta know yer place, if it wasn't fer us lot yed still be smoking the wacky backy and get your therapy through a spirit guide. I mean what the *** has a blue bug got to do with this. Still, glad some of you take my schpeel with a healthy doze of ***...er salt. idav > > Wonderful stuff! The spirit of Ernest Hemingway is certainly inside you.

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> I was thinking more along the lines of Dr. H. S. Thompson. I sense quite > a bit of gonzo influence in his narrative. > -- > Scott aka Outshynd > The driver formerly know as Outshined > "33" in N3 > 27 in NL > "And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, > was just a freight train heading your way."--No Leaf Clover....Metallica

Exactly what kind of *** do you have to be on to come up with this horseshit? Oh... Cheero and all that. -- Header address intentionally scrambled to ward off the spamming hordes. cisko [AT] ix [DOT] netcom [DOT] com > Eh? > You mean that funny looking muppet........? > Am I missing something here, is this some sort of yankee code...extract the > urine out of the mother country. > You lot outta know yer place, if it wasn't fer us lot yed still be smoking > the wacky backy and get your therapy through a spirit guide. > I mean what the *** has a blue bug got to do with this. > Still, glad some of you take my schpeel with a healthy doze of ***...er > salt. > idav > > > Wonderful stuff! The spirit of Ernest Hemingway is certainly inside > you. > > I was thinking more along the lines of Dr. H. S. Thompson. I sense quite > > a bit of gonzo influence in his narrative. > > -- > > Scott aka Outshynd > > The driver formerly know as Outshined > > "33" in N3 > > 27 in NL > > "And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, > > was just a freight train heading your way."--No Leaf Clover....Metallica

Well, I like your colorful stories... carry on, I'm not complaining. Philster

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> Well.........gee swizzzz, > Only a couple of you petrol heads wanna share the juice and chew the wacky > backy with lil old me about how they blew away the Ferrari at > Kyalami.........sigh. > You lot seem more interested in techie talk than the "romantic" side of sim > auto racing....... > I mean fer ***s sake, this group should be more than a "Help...I'm stuck > shop", I thought it was improving with the dignified posts about Greg Moores > death, but alas....I guess most of you don't give a baboon's balls for sad > ***ers like me who want to chew the cud about their virtual races and how > the Artificial Intelligence is a bigger cheater than a cheetah......... > Like the time I was going side by side with Senna through the curva grande > with Mansell kissing my gearbox or how I made Schumacher look a right***as > I stuck it by him on the last lap at Suzuka............ > Stories to be left untold, I fear.......ho hum diddly > Of course if any of you wingding's want to prove me wrong........ > idav > When his Lotus shifts to 6th its up, up, and ...............over the ***ing > fence. > > > Your giving Oscar Wilde a run for his money with your tales! > > > > To all you rocket sprockets outta there in vroom vroom land........ > > > > I know how you all like to brag about how ferkin fast yer are aroond > > Monza > > > > in yer zippy little Lotus, how yah start to bubble when the frame rate > > > hits > > > > 2, how you "finished 2nd" because the AI bloke driving the soupped up > > > banger > > > > that beat yah is a cheating little ***er and blah blah is better than > > > blah > > > > blah 2...and so on...... > > > > But howz about putting your little ditties of sim racing stories in a > > post > > > > from the postieman...? > > > > Like this...(er excuse the language..) > > > > Its 7.30 and pitch black ootside. > > > > I'm hunched over me wheel with the plastic to the floor sweating like > a > > > > noodle. > > > > Its Spa.... > > > > I'm in 3rd place...NEVER been higher, I'm so tense I could crack a > > walnut > > > > with me arse cheeks...tongue sticking out of me gob in rapt > > > concentration.. > > > > Me mechanic gives me the board....3 laps ter go as I bomb down by the > > > pits, > > > > arse wobbling like a jelly on the plate......... > > > > "Grip for ***s sake...!!!!!!!" I shout thanking God that the missus > is > > > out > > > > for the night. > > > > "Oh Oh........shite.." I gulp... > > > > For there in the mirror is that bastard Clark...getting closer and > > > closer... > > > > "Don't you even ***ing think about it..!!" as I shift up from 4th to > > 5th, > > > > engine squealing like a pig. > > > > "Wahhhhhhhhhh haaaayyyyy.." I burp as I head down and up over the rise > > of > > > > that dangerous ***er of a turn.....Ea Rouge...I think..!!!!! > > > > Glance left, right... > > > > "Where'd dat *** get toooooooooo nnnnnnnnnooooooshittttttt.." > > > > With a mighty roar and a higho silver, Clark jinks to the left and > > powers > > > > past me on the right giving me the ***ing finger......... > > > > "Yer ***ing poncey shite......." I scream in my helmet as he > disappears > > > in > > > > the distance. > > > > I grip the wheel slavering like a lunatic...........eh..!!!!!!! what > the > > > > f..............? > > > > The car begins to shake and wobble........ > > > > "A puncture.......!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhh" > > > > ..........straight over the nearest ***ing hedge..............game > > over. > > > > A little while later....... > > > > The mechanic is standing there with hands on hips looking as pissed as > a > > > > newt... > > > > "And what the *** do you call that then.............!!!!!!!!!!" > > > > Er....... > > > > Anyone else got AI tales to tell...make a change from listening to the > > > usual > > > > shoite.... > > > > idav > > > > Master of the arse over***manoever.

One name.................GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY!!!!!!!!

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> Exactly what kind of *** do you have to be on to come > up with this horseshit? > Oh... Cheero and all that. > -- > Header address intentionally scrambled to ward off the spamming hordes. > cisko [AT] ix [DOT] netcom [DOT] com > > Eh? > > You mean that funny looking muppet........? > > Am I missing something here, is this some sort of yankee code...extract > the > > urine out of the mother country. > > You lot outta know yer place, if it wasn't fer us lot yed still be

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> > the wacky backy and get your therapy through a spirit guide. > > I mean what the *** has a blue bug got to do with this. > > Still, glad some of you take my schpeel with a healthy doze of > ***...er > > salt. > > idav > > > > Wonderful stuff! The spirit of Ernest Hemingway is certainly inside > > you. > > > I was thinking more along the lines of Dr. H. S. Thompson. I sense

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> > > a bit of gonzo influence in his narrative. > > > -- > > > Scott aka Outshynd > > > The driver formerly know as Outshined > > > "33" in N3 > > > 27 in NL > > > "And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, > > > was just a freight train heading your way."--No Leaf

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He was actually being quite complimentary to your work by calling it "gonzo". I don't exactly know where the term originated, but it is commonly associated with the works of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, a brilliantly funny writer who did quite a bit of writing for Rolling Stone magazine in the 60s and 70s. Lots of "stream of consciousness" ramblings, similar to your GPL reports. They actually made a movie about him a couple of years back starring Bill Murray called "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". I'm sure others more knowledgeable can provide more details. Count me in as one of your fans, and I look forward to reading more of your race reports. Don't let the "thought police" in the group inhibit your creativity! Best, rob

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>Eh? >You mean that funny looking muppet........? >Am I missing something here, is this some sort of yankee code...extract the >urine out of the mother country. >You lot outta know yer place, if it wasn't fer us lot yed still be smoking >the wacky backy and get your therapy through a spirit guide. >I mean what the *** has a blue bug got to do with this. >Still, glad some of you take my schpeel with a healthy doze of ***...er >salt. >idav >> > Wonderful stuff! The spirit of Ernest Hemingway is certainly inside >you. >> I was thinking more along the lines of Dr. H. S. Thompson. I sense quite >> a bit of gonzo influence in his narrative. >> -- >> Scott aka Outshynd >> The driver formerly know as Outshined >> "33" in N3 >> 27 in NL >> "And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, >> was just a freight train heading your way."--No Leaf Clover....Metallica

>> Wonderful stuff! The spirit of Ernest Hemingway is certainly inside you. >I was thinking more along the lines of Dr. H. S. Thompson. I sense quite >a bit of gonzo influence in his narrative. Either way, can't wait. 8-) -- Peter Ives - (AKA Ivington) No person's opinions can be said to be more correct than another's, because each is the sole judge of his or her own experience.

ROTFLMAO! Idav, keep 'em coming! Actually, this is just the kind of talk I miss at the pubs....you should consider putting them on tape! The GPLEA will probably ask you to do the first review of Snetterton in time.... best, matt (hung over) idav skrev i meldingen ... >Eh.........? >So I swear like a *** who's got a bad case of the clap........shoot me. >If you got as pissed off as me playing GPL you'd throw a ***ing wobbly from

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>time to time. >Don't get me wrong, I consider myself an ok pilot able to hold me own >amongst the also-rans (I'm no bragger - unlike some of you saps..:-)) but >there are times when this shlockware yanks my well endowed chain something >cronic. >AND don't tell me you've never given your telly the verbal diahorrea when >you've gone head-first into the - delete as applicable, tree, fence, drink >or mown down the whole Mr and Mrs Cardboard clan. >If anyone's offended by what I've got ter spout........ >*** off. >idav >Whose still pissed-off after last night. >> On the following date: Sat, 8 Jan 2000 15:21:27 -0000, said person(s) >> >Sheesh......!!!!!!! >> >So I can't ***ing shpell...........shue me. >> <SNIP> >> Swear Word Count: >> *** = 14 >> Damn = 1 >> Shit = 4 >> *** = 5 >> Ass = 3 >> Others = 4 >> --------------------- >> 31 >> Total Word count = 300 >> 10.5% of your whole note was swear words. >> So every 9.5 words you cuss. >> WOW >> - James "Gunslinger" Wohlever >> Techware Motorsports >> http://techware.gtinsider.com >> Send ATTACHMENTS (Files) to:

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> Eh.........? > So I swear like a *** who's got a bad case of the clap........shoot me. > If you got as pissed off as me playing GPL you'd throw a ***ing wobbly from > time to time. > Don't get me wrong, I consider myself an ok pilot able to hold me own > amongst the also-rans (I'm no bragger - unlike some of you saps..:-)) but > there are times when this shlockware yanks my well endowed chain something > cronic. > AND don't tell me you've never given your telly the verbal diahorrea when > you've gone head-first into the - delete as applicable, tree, fence, drink > or mown down the whole Mr and Mrs Cardboard clan. > If anyone's offended by what I've got ter spout........ > *** off. > idav > Whose still pissed-off after last night. > > On the following date: Sat, 8 Jan 2000 15:21:27 -0000, said person(s) > > >Sheesh......!!!!!!! > > >So I can't ***ing shpell...........shue me. > > <SNIP> > > Swear Word Count: > > *** = 14 > > Damn = 1 > > Shit = 4 > > *** = 5 > > Ass = 3 > > Others = 4 > > --------------------- > > 31 > > Total Word count = 300 > > 10.5% of your whole note was swear words. > > So every 9.5 words you cuss. > > WOW > > - James "Gunslinger" Wohlever > > Techware Motorsports > > http://techware.gtinsider.com > > Send ATTACHMENTS (Files) to:

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and why I love it....... First to Greg... ***..? Seein' as there's a flu epidemic sweeping Britain and I've got every sod's share who hasn't got it yet. Well, lemme see....alka seltzers, lemsips, paracetamol and vics menthol gel rubbed into me chest by the missus. Yep, I'm as drugged up as a paralytic newt. ** I figure its also time to clear a few things up and put a few things straight here. I'm fast approachin' the roaring 40's, developing a spare tyre and the old brain cells don't regenerate when I sneeze. I've been reading this group fer about a year now, enjoying it heaps even sorted out a couple a problems with my setups n'so on. Personally I like the posts of pilots who describe how they've knocked a few 10ths off their personal best and so on.........tales from the track. Something we all can relate to I'm sure. Now I'm no Johnny***lately, I've been playing auto sims since the early 80's when the first mass produced computer - Spectrum 48k was released here in the UK *** keys and all Here's a little potted history of some of me favourites: Chequered Flag - spectrum. 3D Deathchase - spectrum (Still one of the greatest games ever written) Full Throttle - spectrum. Pitstop II - C64. Revs - BBC b. Grand Prix 1 - Atari St. (Bought computer just to play this game) Super Monaco GP - Jap Megadrive (Bought console just to play game) Grand Prix 2 - Pc (THE greatest videogame/sim ever) Grand Prix Legends - Pc. (Natch!!) Colin McRae Rally - Pc. F1 RS1/2 - Pc. Midtown Madness - Pc (Totally cookie!!) Driver - Pc. + noteworthies such as GP500, Superbike, Indycar 1/2 and countless others. But No Nascar........sorry just couldn't get me puddin around this type of racing...boring. So as you can see I've paid my dues. So I thought I'd post a few missives about my sim life. Seems to have an Ok response...so I'll flesh em out and post....just for a laugh. Oh the verbal invective..? Well, swearing for the sake of swearing is the last refuge of an illiterate idiot, but to swear INTELLIGENTLY thus enhancing a prose is an art. I presume that the vast majority of you are ***s (18+) and can smile and shrug, if anyone's truly offended or have kids who read here...I'll apologise and stop. No problems. Hope you now see where I'm coming from.............no offence meant. idav

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> Exactly what kind of *** do you have to be on to come > up with this horseshit? > Oh... Cheero and all that. > -- > Header address intentionally scrambled to ward off the spamming hordes. > cisko [AT] ix [DOT] netcom [DOT] com > > Eh? > > You mean that funny looking muppet........? > > Am I missing something here, is this some sort of yankee code...extract > the > > urine out of the mother country. > > You lot outta know yer place, if it wasn't fer us lot yed still be

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> > the wacky backy and get your therapy through a spirit guide. > > I mean what the *** has a blue bug got to do with this. > > Still, glad some of you take my schpeel with a healthy doze of > ***...er > > salt. > > idav > > > > Wonderful stuff! The spirit of Ernest Hemingway is certainly inside > > you. > > > I was thinking more along the lines of Dr. H. S. Thompson. I sense

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> > > a bit of gonzo influence in his narrative. > > > -- > > > Scott aka Outshynd > > > The driver formerly know as Outshined > > > "33" in N3 > > > 27 in NL > > > "And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, > > > was just a freight train heading your way."--No Leaf

Clover....Metallica

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>Well.........gee swizzzz, >Only a couple of you petrol heads wanna share the juice and chew the wacky >backy with lil old me about how they blew away the Ferrari at >Kyalami.........sigh. >You lot seem more interested in techie talk than the "romantic" side of sim >auto racing.......

I'd say most of us don't have the gift of prose that you seem to have... Although I've done more than my share of cursing out AI Jimmy during(and after) a hard fought race... Eldred -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

First off thanks for understanding that I was actually being complimentary to him with my "gonzo" reference. I wasn't sure how many people would actually recognize it, but I thought the original author might. But at the risk of sounding like an over correcting teacher from 5th grade, let me clarify a few things up. The term "gonzo journalism" did in fact originate with the good Dr. himself, as being the only "true" way to describe his writing style. Not exactly sure if he himself coined the term, or if others did trying to "categorize" his work. And not only did he do work *** for mags such as Rolling Stone like you mention, he also has a handful of extremely worthwhile books. "Hell's Angels"--in which he writes about the inner world of the world's most notorious motorcycle gang during their hays days of the sixties. "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72"--In which he follows presidential candidate George McGovern around during his battle against Richard Nixon in the 1972 presidential campaign. "Better than Sex"--in which he follows the 1992 Presidential Campaign between Clinton, and Bush. "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"--probably his best known work, and probably one of the best literary works(IMHO) of the latter half of the century. "The Great White Shark Hunt-- have yet to make my way to this one, so I can give no description, but I'm sure it's worth reading. His works always are. Plus others I'm sure I'm missing but can't think of currently. You are semi correct in 2 ways here. A movie WAS made based on the book "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", but starred Johnny Depp and not Bill Murray as Dr. Thompson's "alter ego" Raoul Duke. A fantastic performance by mr. Depp in his portrayal of Thompson/Duke. The movie was also directed by Terry Gilliam of Monty Python fame. Bill Murray DID star in a movie about Dr. Thompson, but it was called "Where the Buffalo Roam". Another fine work indeed, and both are worth watching. I do suggest though that if your new to Dr. Thompson, you rent "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" because it is a side splitting funny ride through life in the desert paradise know as Las Vegas, with some fantastic literary work along the way. Agreed, keep it coming and never let people close the door of creativity on you because of the words you choose. -- Scott aka Outshynd The driver formerly know as Outshined "33" in N3 27 in NL "And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train heading your way."--No Leaf Clover....Metallica

: There I was dressed in me racing gear (pyjama's and tellytubby slippers - : don't ask!!), talcum powder on me stots - for serious racing, you've just : got to mek sure your knackers aren't ganna get sweaty and schtick to and : pull your short and curlies - ooh ouch!! Argh. I just finished Irvine Welsh's "Filth". I thought I had read the last reference to sweaty shorts for at least a few weeks. No such luck... It must be a British thing. Stephen

: Don't get me wrong, I consider myself an ok pilot able to hold me own : amongst the also-rans (I'm no bragger - unlike some of you saps..:-)) but : there are times when this shlockware yanks my well endowed chain something : cronic. Make up your mind. First you say you enjoy the posts where others toot their own horn, and now you call them braggers. (yes, I see your smiley) : AND don't tell me you've never given your telly the verbal diahorrea when : you've gone head-first into the - delete as applicable, tree, fence, drink : or mown down the whole Mr and Mrs Cardboard clan. Most of us refrain from spilling our "verbal diahorrea" all over the USENET. Hey, I enjoy a good "race story" as much as anyone else, and your original post had a point. However, if every GPL driver came onto this newsgroup to moan and complain about every race they have thrown away due to a driver error... well, there just isn't enough bandwidth, is there? 40,000 GPL copies sold x 2 hours of driving per day x 3 errors per hour... : If anyone's offended by what I've got ter spout........ : *** off. A not entirely unsurprising comment. Stephen

'Cus he sells 'em. ;) Cheers! Marc > Why didn't it surprise me that you knew the answer to this Bart.... :-) > Beers and cheers > (uncle) Goy

Ah, ha! So this is where you've been hiding! ;) Cheers! Marc

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> On the following date: Sat, 8 Jan 2000 15:21:27 -0000, said person(s) > >Sheesh......!!!!!!! > >So I can't ***ing shpell...........shue me. > <SNIP> > Swear Word Count: > *** = 14 > Damn = 1 > Shit = 4 > *** = 5 > Ass = 3 > Others = 4 > --------------------- > 31 > Total Word count = 300 > 10.5% of your whole note was swear words. > So every 9.5 words you cuss. > WOW > - James "Gunslinger" Wohlever > Techware Motorsports > http://techware.gtinsider.com > Send ATTACHMENTS (Files) to:

On Sat, 08 Jan 2000 11:25:18 -0500, James Wohlever >On the following date: Sat, 8 Jan 2000 15:21:27 -0000, said person(s) >>Sheesh......!!!!!!! >>So I can't ***ing shpell...........shue me. [...] >10.5% of your whole note was swear words. >So every 9.5 words you cuss. >WOW Um, he *did* say that he was "in a state"... The post brought a smile to my face. I kept picturing one a' the characters from Trainspotting while I was reading it (and yeah I know, different nationalities there, so shue me I'm a ethno-centric American). --mK

>: If anyone's offended by what I've got ter spout........ >: *** off. >A not entirely unsurprising comment. OK Stephen and anyone else "offended" by idav's colourful language: Either learn how to use a killfile, or use that "next post" key. I think idave's posts are a welcome change from all the tired old posturing that usually goes on in here. --mK until he starts rhyming***ney

:> :>: If anyone's offended by what I've got ter spout........ :>: *** off. :> :>A not entirely unsurprising comment. :> : OK Stephen and anyone else "offended" by idav's colourful language: : Either learn how to use a killfile, or use that "next post" key. I : think idave's posts are a welcome change from all the tired old : posturing that usually goes on in here. I didn't say I was offended... merely pointing out the obvious. Actually I like the idea of colourful race results, but I did express the opinion that if we all posted such a report *every* time we made a mistke in GPL, well, there wouldn't be enough time in the day to read all the posts :) : --mK : until he starts rhyming***ney ah... see... you also have a tolerance limit!

This ***y things gotten oota hand..... First off Steve, you've just stuck a sharp'n right through the old ticker......!!!!!!!!!!! A***ney.......!!!!!!!! You think I'm a***ney.....? You have no idea how big an insult that is bonny lad........:-) Lets just say, I'm as far to the NE as an Englishman can be and who knows probably got a bit of viking, norse and Scots barbarian *** in me veins. Anyway.... When I first posted a message here it was simply for a bit of a laugh to see who would come back at it. But this has gotten a bit doolaly......expected only a couple..... If I've offended anyone, or knocked a nose out of kilter.......I APOLOGIZE. I agree that if everyone posted a GPL horror story this place would become one long winge..but well, you know I fancied my chances with you *** speedsters - I've sat here many a time reading your posts on how you're like shit off a stick around Monza and can do it in such and such a time which makes my own efforts (why are ye so slooooooooow dad!!!) look like I was drivin a milk float. I'm like "where the hell did he/she find 5 ***y seconds......!!!"....and I guess a few other noodle doodles are muttering the same tune around the world. So fellas don't be to *** me when I come on with a pained post, have a little sympathy for a grown man whose been reduced to tears by GP ***y L. I know some of yea think I'm a brick short of a skyscraper, that "that stupid English pillock" talks a load of hooey - even the wife says I type a load of complete gobshite bollox, "They probably think you're a right dimwit....." she moans. Many's the time I've been wrestlin' with me wheel as she's walked past tut tutting as I stick me pride and joy over the swaney (er...water). Still, its only a game.....................right.? idav

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> :> > :>: If anyone's offended by what I've got ter spout........ > :>: *** off. > :> > :>A not entirely unsurprising comment. > :> > : OK Stephen and anyone else "offended" by idav's colourful language: > : Either learn how to use a killfile, or use that "next post" key. I > : think idave's posts are a welcome change from all the tired old > : posturing that usually goes on in here. > I didn't say I was offended... merely pointing out the obvious. Actually > I like the idea of colourful race results, but I did express the opinion > that if we all posted such a report *every* time we made a mistke in GPL, > well, there wouldn't be enough time in the day to read all the posts :) > : --mK > : until he starts rhyming***ney > ah... see... you also have a tolerance limit!

I blame the flu....... Me brain cells are all clogged up Can't be bothered to click the spell checker........ Can't even spell shite right........ idav Who's one sick little puppy..... ps: oh aye, before I get a bollocking.....I know I collared the wrong bloke who called me a***ney - was just so upset.

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ROTFLMAO!!! :-D You're a flagged poster in my newsreader, Idav! thanks! (still trying to climb back up onto the chair!) Matt, GPLEA

idav: Please give us more of these stories. You are the *Stroker Ace* of sim racing! (Stroker Ace or *maybe* Bill Neely and Bob Ottum wrote *Stand On It* in 1973 - it is back in print again too) chris r

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> I blame the flu....... > Me brain cells are all clogged up > Can't be bothered to click the spell checker........ > Can't even spell shite right........ > idav > Who's one sick little puppy..... > ps: oh aye, before I get a bollocking.....I know I collared the wrong bloke > who called me a***ney - was just so upset. > > "whinge" > > > This ***y things gotten oota hand..... > > > I agree that if everyone posted a GPL horror story this place would > become > > > one long winge.. > > -----------== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News > ==---------- > > http://www.newsfeeds.com The Largest Usenet Servers in the World! > > ------== Over 73,000 Newsgroups - Including Dedicated Binaries Servers > ==-----

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: First off Steve, you've just stuck a sharp'n right through the old : ticker......!!!!!!!!!!! : A***ney.......!!!!!!!! : You think I'm a***ney.....? : You have no idea how big an insult that is bonny lad........:-) That's the problem with a threaded newsreader... it's easy to lose track of who said what. For the record, I didn't make the***ney comment. I can understand your anguish :) At least no one called you Welsh. Stephen

wahay ! another Geordie on r.a.s. :-))) gan canny, Andy.

Swell. It still doesn't explain the bizarre attitude and rouge-out-of-context british (hope to be cool) slang. Whatever :-) -- Header address intentionally scrambled to ward off the spamming hordes. cisko [AT] ix [DOT] netcom [DOT] com

>Um, he *did* say that he was "in a state"... The post brought a smile >to my face. I kept picturing one a' the characters from Trainspotting >while I was reading it (and yeah I know, different nationalities >there, so shue me I'm a ethno-centric American). >--mK I keep think of A Clockwork Orange.... :) Eldred -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

Well I like this piece of art.

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> To all you rocket sprockets outta there in vroom vroom land........ > I know how you all like to brag about how ferkin fast yer are aroond Monza > in yer zippy little Lotus, how yah start to bubble when the frame rate hits > 2, how you "finished 2nd" because the AI bloke driving the soupped up banger > that beat yah is a cheating little ***er and blah blah is better than blah > blah 2...and so on...... > But howz about putting your little ditties of sim racing stories in a post > from the postieman...? > Like this...(er excuse the language..) > Its 7.30 and pitch black ootside. > I'm hunched over me wheel with the plastic to the floor sweating like a > noodle. > Its Spa.... > I'm in 3rd place...NEVER been higher, I'm so tense I could crack a walnut > with me arse cheeks...tongue sticking out of me gob in rapt concentration.. > Me mechanic gives me the board....3 laps ter go as I bomb down by the pits, > arse wobbling like a jelly on the plate......... > "Grip for ***s sake...!!!!!!!" I shout thanking God that the missus is out > for the night. > "Oh Oh........shite.." I gulp... > For there in the mirror is that bastard Clark...getting closer and closer... > "Don't you even ***ing think about it..!!" as I shift up from 4th to 5th, > engine squealing like a pig. > "Wahhhhhhhhhh haaaayyyyy.." I burp as I head down and up over the rise of > that dangerous ***er of a turn.....Ea Rouge...I think..!!!!! > Glance left, right... > "Where'd dat *** get toooooooooo nnnnnnnnnooooooshittttttt.." > With a mighty roar and a higho silver, Clark jinks to the left and powers > past me on the right giving me the ***ing finger......... > "Yer ***ing poncey shite......." I scream in my helmet as he disappears in > the distance. > I grip the wheel slavering like a lunatic...........eh..!!!!!!! what the > f..............? > The car begins to shake and wobble........ > "A puncture.......!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhh" > ..........straight over the nearest ***ing hedge..............game over. > A little while later....... > The mechanic is standing there with hands on hips looking as pissed as a > newt... > "And what the *** do you call that then.............!!!!!!!!!!" > Er....... > Anyone else got AI tales to tell...make a change from listening to the usual > shoite.... > idav > Master of the arse over***manoever.