* Tanaka 3D demo mistake in our favor :-)

I downloaded the new Tanaka 3D demo today. It's a Wipe Out clone. Wipe out is better (in this game you are glued to the track too much). BUT... I think the developers made a little (big!) mistake, in our favor though :-) The readme file says the Custom screen is disabled. Well... IT'S NOT! So now you can change almost anything: number of opponents, track complexity, ramps, tubes, underwater, doors, powerups: you name it: you can change it! And you can choose any vehicle you want and buy all kinds of powerups, weapons, etc. This is a complete game to me! So i fI were you, I'd get this demo before the developers pull it from the net! Jeroen

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>I downloaded the new Tanaka 3D demo today. It's a Wipe Out clone. Wipe out >is better (in this game you are glued to the track too much). BUT... I think >the developers made a little (big!) mistake, in our favor though :-) The >readme file says the Custom screen is disabled. Well... IT'S NOT! So now you >can change almost anything: number of opponents, track complexity, ramps, >tubes, underwater, doors, powerups: you name it: you can change it! And you >can choose any vehicle you want and buy all kinds of powerups, weapons, etc. >This is a complete game to me! So i fI were you, I'd get this demo before >the developers pull it from the net!

All well and good, but does it really matter if the game isn't worth playing? This game sucks, and it sucks hard.

The only feature I used was the uninstall. Who cares if you can add powerups to a piece of crap. >I downloaded the new Tanaka 3D demo today. It's a Wipe Out clone. Wipe out >is better (in this game you are glued to the track too much). BUT... I think >the developers made a little (big!) mistake, in our favor though :-) The >readme file says the Custom screen is disabled. Well... IT'S NOT! So now you >can change almost anything: number of opponents, track complexity, ramps, >tubes, underwater, doors, powerups: you name it: you can change it! And you >can choose any vehicle you want and buy all kinds of powerups, weapons, etc. >This is a complete game to me! So i fI were you, I'd get this demo before >the developers pull it from the net! >Jeroen

heheh.. ya can't polish a turd. says...

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> >I downloaded the new Tanaka 3D demo today. It's a Wipe Out clone. Wipe out > >is better (in this game you are glued to the track too much). BUT... I think > >the developers made a little (big!) mistake, in our favor though :-) The > >readme file says the Custom screen is disabled. Well... IT'S NOT! So now you > >can change almost anything: number of opponents, track complexity, ramps, > >tubes, underwater, doors, powerups: you name it: you can change it! And you > >can choose any vehicle you want and buy all kinds of powerups, weapons, etc. > >This is a complete game to me! So i fI were you, I'd get this demo before > >the developers pull it from the net! > All well and good, but does it really matter if the game isn't > worth playing? This game sucks, and it sucks hard.

LOL. Agreed, this game is a duck. > The only feature I used was the uninstall. Who cares if you can add powerups > to a piece of crap.

I'm not sure which NG I read this in, but it's great... Confucius say, "One who polishes turd ends up with crappy rag." -- Kirk Lane ICQ: 28171652 RMRL #119 >heheh.. ya can't polish a turd. >says... >> >I downloaded the new Tanaka 3D demo today. It's a Wipe Out clone. Wipe out >> >is better (in this game you are glued to the track too much). BUT... I think >> >the developers made a little (big!) mistake, in our favor though :-) The >> >readme file says the Custom screen is disabled. Well... IT'S NOT! So now you >> >can change almost anything: number of opponents, track complexity, ramps, >> >tubes, underwater, doors, powerups: you name it: you can change it! And you >> >can choose any vehicle you want and buy all kinds of powerups, weapons, etc. >> >This is a complete game to me! So i fI were you, I'd get this demo before >> >the developers pull it from the net! >> All well and good, but does it really matter if the game isn't >> worth playing? This game sucks, and it sucks hard.

LOLROTF. Thats funny man. Can you imaging getting that in a fortune cookie after a nice fat Cantonese dinner?

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> I'm not sure which NG I read this in, but it's great... > Confucius say, "One who polishes turd ends up with crappy rag." > -- > Kirk Lane > ICQ: 28171652 > RMRL #119 > >heheh.. ya can't polish a turd. > >says... > >> >I downloaded the new Tanaka 3D demo today. It's a Wipe Out clone. Wipe > out > >> >is better (in this game you are glued to the track too much). BUT... I > think > >> >the developers made a little (big!) mistake, in our favor though :-) The > >> >readme file says the Custom screen is disabled. Well... IT'S NOT! So now > you > >> >can change almost anything: number of opponents, track complexity, > ramps, > >> >tubes, underwater, doors, powerups: you name it: you can change it! And > you > >> >can choose any vehicle you want and buy all kinds of powerups, weapons, > etc. > >> >This is a complete game to me! So i fI were you, I'd get this demo > before > >> >the developers pull it from the net! > >> All well and good, but does it really matter if the game isn't > >> worth playing? This game sucks, and it sucks hard.

In other words, you can't polish a turd, right? -Larry > The only feature I used was the uninstall. Who cares if you can add powerups > to a piece of crap.

Hey, I thought _I_ was the only one that remembered that line from that movie! -Larry > heheh.. ya can't polish a turd.

> In other words, you can't polish a turd, right? I preferred the saying from Confucius: "Man who polish turd end up with shitty rag".

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> -Larry > > The only feature I used was the uninstall. Who cares if you can add powerups > > to a piece of crap.