More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots
Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to
pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously
wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.
A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film
aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery
News, the film's depiction of***industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five
workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thir*** others
fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while
watching the film.
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for
anyone detonating one within city limits.
A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived
on the scene, four*** pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash
injuries and back pain.
Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic
solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000
strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
A convict broke out of jail in Washington DC, then a few days later accompanied his
girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see
him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he
returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his
head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.The message "He's lying" was placed
in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't
telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an
intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber
called the police and was arrested.
A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and led
police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
> More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots
Well, you forgot to mention the complete idiots posting
completely off-topic nonsense in newsgroups...
l8er
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>More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots
And here all the time I thought all the idiots were in front of me on
the highway!
there... now it's on topic... see, driving....?
"Gunner"
Anyone infront of you is an idiot and anyone behind you is a jerk.
Very good!
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>>More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots > And here all the time I thought all the idiots were in front of me on >the highway! >there... now it's on topic... see, driving....? >"Gunner"Which leads me to belive the reason no one follows me is my "I'm not
tailgating...I'm drafting" bumper sticker.
