I lost my family because of Grand Prix Legends...Ashamed !

>I found this at the http://gpl.gamestats.com forum: <snip> >However, the worst part is yet to come. I was left to look after our two >daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11). This detracted from my maximum playing >time. Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the >computer. >So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry. <snip> I don't think that's funny. rob.

I found this at the http://gpl.gamestats.com forum: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ I feel that I must share a terrible secret that I had to keep to myself for the last month. It all started when I bought Grand Prix Legends. I soon realised that my lowly Pentium MMX166 was not enough to enable me to play this demanding game... So I sold my car in order to buy a top of the range Pentium II 450. My wife was so angry with me that she left me a few days later. Still, I don't care as long as I have Grand Prix Legends. However, the worst part is yet to come. I was left to look after our two daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11). This detracted from my maximum playing time. Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the computer. So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry.

I have an even more pitiful story. I was once a highly paid multinational financier from Madagascar with 7 wives 35 children and 126 grandchildren. I spent most of my time traveling and making children. Then I discovered GPL. At first it was a mere pasttime between lovemaking. Then I began to get obsessed with beating my computer opponents. I would plot strategies in my spare time, often neglecting my wives and children. Now I have been found guilty of neglect and will be hung by the Madagascar court tommorrow. I must however first fulfill my last request. To win pole position at Monaco...

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> I found this at the http://gpl.gamestats.com forum: > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ------ > I feel that I must share a terrible secret that I had to keep to myself for the > last month. > It all started when I bought Grand Prix Legends. I soon realised that my > lowly Pentium MMX166 was not enough to enable me to play this demanding game... > So I sold my car in order to buy a top of the range Pentium II 450. > My wife was so angry with me that she left me a few days later. Still, I don't > care as long as I have Grand Prix Legends. > However, the worst part is yet to come. I was left to look after our two > daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11). This detracted from my maximum playing > time. Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the > computer. > So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry.

Jeeeez I'd understand if it were Viper Racing.... but GPL wow : ) Ande >I found this at the http://gpl.gamestats.com forum: >-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >------ >I feel that I must share a terrible secret that I had to keep to myself for the >last month. >It all started when I bought Grand Prix Legends. I soon realised that my >lowly Pentium MMX166 was not enough to enable me to play this demanding game... >So I sold my car in order to buy a top of the range Pentium II 450. >My wife was so angry with me that she left me a few days later. Still, I don't

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>care as long as I have Grand Prix Legends. >However, the worst part is yet to come. I was left to look after our two >daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11). This detracted from my maximum playing >time. Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the >computer. >So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry.

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> >I found this at the http://gpl.gamestats.com forum: > <snip> > >However, the worst part is yet to come. I was left to look after our two > >daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11). This detracted from my maximum playing > >time. Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the > >computer. > >So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry. > <snip> > I don't think that's funny. > rob.

You're right, it's not funny at all. It's terrible. He could have sold her to MacDonald's at 20 cents a pound more. I hear that Brazilian beef mince prices have skyrocketed...terrible, terrible

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> > >I found this at the http://gpl.gamestats.com forum: > > <snip> > > >However, the worst part is yet to come. I was left to look after our two > > >daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11). This detracted from my maximum playing > > >time. Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the > > >computer. > > >So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry. > > <snip> > > I don't think that's funny. > > rob. > You're right, it's not funny at all. It's terrible. He could have sold > her to MacDonald's at 20 cents a pound more. I hear that Brazilian beef > mince prices have skyrocketed...terrible, terrible

That's Okay, Yesterday I sold my horse to the glue factory..... Willllbbuuuuurrrrr Not the Glue Factory,,, Sorry Ed, but I need that New Cannopus AGP 16 Meg Riva Card, and well you're expendable... But Willlllbur! Hey, ED, look it was either that of that new filly for you.... NO Willlbur!, I'll go quietly, I won't let Buttercup suffer the fate that was meant for me, after all I am a talking horse.... And hopefully Ed, all the neighbors will stop accusing me of talking to my horse....