Got GPL, what to do with wife and cats...

Alright GPL ***ed married people, what is your method of maximizing wheel time? The only one that works for me is the "I'm going racing if you watch 90201" (or whatever the name of that stupid show about the rough life of rich hollywood ***s is) When will 9 lives go stale if I just rip open a 15lb bag and leave it in the garage? How long does a load of litter last? (3 cats) The best solution wins my copy of Lemmings that went through the washer, damn I loved that game!!! Regards, Rick Carlson MSP Blue Goose Pilot #177 Car 3404

Wife: Ignore her long enough, and she'll leave, resulting in more wheel time. Cats: Taste like chicken - you not only get more wheel time, but you get dinner too, and it's a good thing too because your wife has left you and you can't cook anything more complicated than toast. -- ========================================================= John Simmons - Redneck Techno-Biker (Zerex12) http://www.members.home.net/jms1/index.html John Simmons - Barbarian Diecast Collector http://members.home.net/jsimm/diecast_index.html If you want to send me email, go to either of the URL's shown above & click "Send Me Mail" in the contents frame. =========================================================

1.Set up a two player network. 2.Bother your wife every night to race against you, and complain that you never do anything together when she refuses. 3.Eventually, she hates the game so much, she'll do anything(including pushing you to online play, wink wink)just so she doesn't have to endure playing herself. And get her some full-ear headphones for the TV, so you can play it loud. I have had tremendous success with this method. :) As for the 9 Lives, keep them right by your computer desk, they get too cold and oily tasting in the garage... See ya online! Brett

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>Alright GPL ***ed married people, what is your method of maximizing >wheel time? The only one that works for me is the "I'm going racing if >you watch 90201" (or whatever the name of that stupid show about the >rough life of rich hollywood ***s is) >When will 9 lives go stale if I just rip open a 15lb bag and leave it >in the garage? How long does a load of litter last? (3 cats) >The best solution wins my copy of Lemmings that went through the >washer, damn I loved that game!!! >Regards, Rick Carlson >MSP Blue Goose Pilot #177 Car 3404

ROFL! My kind of solution.

pretend you're asleep and then sneak back to the computer. sleep at work in meetings.

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>>Alright GPL ***ed married people, what is your method of maximizing >>wheel time? The only one that works for me is the "I'm going racing if >>you watch 90201" (or whatever the name of that stupid show about the >>rough life of rich hollywood ***s is) >>When will 9 lives go stale if I just rip open a 15lb bag and leave it >>in the garage? How long does a load of litter last? (3 cats) >>The best solution wins my copy of Lemmings that went through the >>washer, damn I loved that game!!! >>Regards, Rick Carlson >>MSP Blue Goose Pilot #177 Car 3404 >Wife: Ignore her long enough, and she'll leave, resulting > in more wheel time.

Yup, that works. Did it myself ... now, if I could only talk my boss into giving me some leave of absense for ... say couple of months. Unless the cat can cook. Hena

>Alright GPL ***ed married people, what is your method of maximizing >wheel time? The only one that works for me is the "I'm going racing if >you watch 90201" (or whatever the name of that stupid show about the >rough life of rich hollywood ***s is) 2 choices: 1-get your wife interested in Hockey. It's works man, I'm telling you. (3 hour games, 3 or so games a week, a long season & tough looking macho guys. Trust me it works) 2-develop a really *** *** habit. She'll dump you in no time. I haven't tried this yet, but, it's a back up plan in case the Hockey thing wears off. Who cares they're cats the way my cat's Sh%t, about a day. Just put lots of litter in there. That's OK man. My 286 is in the shop.