my name is John Wallace...

...and i really like beating dead horses. "the avault review ruined my life!"

Wow... The incisive wit of a seven year-old in the playground. I suppose you'll be calling John a gaylord next? Martin Nigel Mansell RIP!

It's not John's fault if it takes 100 posts for people to understand certain issues. P.S. It's not very polite to post messages about specific people, especially someone like John Wallace who has contributed so much quality time and effort to this newsgroup and many other sim related sites and projects. Don Chapman >...and i really like beating dead horses. >"the avault review ruined my life!"

Jay Wolfe wrote John.. That is seriously your job ? ;-) Seriously, I doubt somebody with the experience and knowledge like John do such things. I mean, I know few people who brought more fun and opinions here than him. The quality of his arguments is excellent and I wish I could do the same with mines ;-) It must be the British accent ! (Long life to the knights who say NI !) - Fran?ois Mnard <ymenard> Good race at the Brickyard! - Official Mentally retarded guy of r.a.s. - Excuse me for my English (I'm French speaking) - Sponsored by http://www.awpss.com/ on the NROS - "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."--

> It's not John's fault if it takes 100 posts for people to understand certain > issues. he he he.. oops! i wasn't talking about the john wallace who is a saint among men, the salt of the earth and saviour to the masses. i was talking about the john wallace who is a blowhard, self-righteous twit who's every word should be treated like gospel. my apologies to the "good" john wallace. j p.s. - allow me to save you time by providing really neat-o flames of me. simply put the letter of your particular slant. A. learn how to spell, big boy! B. how dare you slander lord wallace, fudgy-boy! C. gee, putz. do you still go to kindergarden? D. may the snot of a charging rhino ruin your leather chaps. E. you are such a little boy, i'll bet you drive the cooper in novice teianer mode, jack-ass!

I've seen Braveheart a couple of times. I remember John clubbing and axing many a Englishman. However, I don't remember any battles with a horse. FREEDOM!!!!! Cheers, Jim > ...and i really like beating dead horses. > "the avault review ruined my life!"

> (Long life to the knights who say NI !) ecky-ecky-ecky, kai-sa-patang and zooooooo-womp!

Jest crying those little tears wishing you had a life to ruin eh Jay? Keep your spirits up, puberty will end eventually. Cheers ;-) John

Not being talked about is far far worse than being talked about:) >...and i really like beating dead horses. >"the avault review ruined my life!"

I select option F. You figure it out :) Don Chapman

it. Happy Lappin', Wade Tschida

> ...and i really like beating dead horses. > "the avault review ruined my life!" Psst, Jay Your mental age is showing Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy

> Psst, Jay > Your mental age is showing "NI!"

Wade T wrote ;-P It's a great pun ! "You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me!" - Fran?ois Mnard <ymenard> Good race at the Brickyard! - Official Mentally retarded guy of r.a.s. - Excuse me for my English (I'm French speaking) - Sponsored by http://www.awpss.com/ on the NROS - "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."--

The only problem I have with John is that he still hasn't realized that I'm ALWAYS right. :-) David G Fisher >...and i really like beating dead horses. >"the avault review ruined my life!"

at least he isn't above taking a few good-natured jabs!

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> The only problem I have with John is that he still hasn't realized that I'm > ALWAYS right. :-) > David G Fisher > >...and i really like beating dead horses. > >"the avault review ruined my life!"

Hi Ymenard, >It must be the British accent ! Dodgy ground there, John is Scottish, and has a great soft Scottish accent not British, as you have differences in Canada with French and non-french speaking/differences/cultures etc. We here in the United Kingdom have four main different cultures, English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish. All have their own language, cultures and accents, some there own law and government, collectively we are British but there is no such thing as a British accent ;-)) I won't bore you with too much detail but the English are further split by Northerners and Southerners, Northerners are further split into Geordies, Yorkshireman etc. etc. Hehe sorry about the lesson, but as you can see we are actually a very multi cultural nation, not to mention numerous other cultures within such as Asian, West Indian etc. etc. Oh BTW I have a LAN party with John and a few others at the weekend, does this mean that we have to have a dead horse in the corner for John to keep beating?? Best apologise to John lest he turn up at your place wearing a kilt and showing you and your neighbours exactly what Scotsman don't wear under it ;-) Take Care Mark :-) Tenid Blackrat

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> p.s. - allow me to save you time by providing really neat-o flames of me. simply > put the letter of your particular slant. > A. learn how to spell, big boy! > B. how dare you slander lord wallace, fudgy-boy! > C. gee, putz. do you still go to kindergarden? > D. may the snot of a charging rhino ruin your leather chaps. > E. you are such a little boy, i'll bet you drive the cooper in novice teianer > mode, jack-ass!

No, kid, that's too many words for you. Plonk! l8er ronny -- Toys'R'Us '99: "So, would you like a hand gun with that action figure, kiddo?" |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

Mark Fisher and I wrote... Ah oops ;-) . My apologies for such a ignorant globalisation of your country. I should had though about with... Wallace...Obi-Wan accent... Scottish. I officially change my previous line to : "It must be the Scottish accent" heh. I think we're in the same situation here also, except that we're 8million French-speaking people surrounded by 350million English-speaking people ;-D I will let Jay answer this... ;-) Oh my !! Take that mental image out of my head !!! Agh !! "IT" is really scary... - Fran?ois Mnard <ymenard>

Wrong again, Francois!! Half the people here in Toronto don't even speak English!! As you know, Canada is a multicultural country, and so people come here from anywhere and everywhere and quite a large number of them don't even bother to learn the English language properly. Then these same people somehow manage to get jobs either driving taxis, or in telemarketing! (Apologies to those that this might offend... but it's the truth!! (In the Toronto area, anyhow - there are more "minorities" in these fields than there are English-speaking white-Canadians) I read in the newspaper a short while ago, that by the year 2000, white-Canadians will be a minority in Toronto. (Not that that's a bad thing necessarily... but our immigration policy is a little disturbing). So when you said (sarcastically) that Quebec is 8 million people surrounded by 350 million English-speaking people (real # is close to 30 mil total pop.), you were wrong!! Cut that number in HALF!! :o)) Just thought I should correct you!! :o)) doktorB --- >Ah oops ;-) . My apologies for such a ignorant globalisation of your >country. I should had though about with... Wallace...Obi-Wan accent... >Scottish. I officially change my previous line to : "It must be the >Scottish accent" heh. I think we're in the same situation here also, except >that we're 8million French-speaking people surrounded by 350million >English-speaking people ;-D

> Best apologise to John lest he turn up at your place wearing a kilt and > showing you and your neighbours exactly what Scotsman don't wear under it > ;-) This may be an old joke for you folks from the British Isles, but I heard this one when Mel Gibson was on the David Letterman show promoting "Braveheart". Gibson had asked this crusty old Scotsman who was a technical advisor on the set of "Braveheart", "What do you Scotsmen wear under their kilts?" The old man replied, "Your wife's lipstick". Ba da boom, ba da bing. Dave Ewing (and proud of his Scottish heritage)

That was stupid. Welcome to my killfile.

On Thu, 29 Oct 1998 18:06:59 -0500, "David G Fisher" >The only problem I have with John is that he still hasn't realized that I'm >ALWAYS right. :-) The sentence above serves to demonstrate why I think as I do ;-) Cheers! John PS - ***y good thread though - is this my 15 minutes?