Top 10 Symptoms of GPL ***ION
10: Your bed is never made (or used;)
9: You hear constant humming in the ears.
8: Your phone is always engaged.
7: Your lawn is 3 foot high.
6: You have an allergic reaction to direct sunlight
5: Your dog is lonely.
4: The guy at the computer shop knows how many sugars you have.
3: Occasional severe bladder pressure buildup
2:You walk around stuck in the F1 driving position (Hyperstim owners
only;)
1: You beat one of Dave Mansell's hotlaps
Taken from [link lost in import: /~mansell/gpl/info.htm]
