Wanted: one (each) Australian driver, going by the handle of 'BlackAdder'.
Name: Edmund Blackadder
Crimes: eating vegemite, impersonating a race car driver, tricking family members to drive for him, impersonating a funny person
(i.e. Rowan Atkinson), treason by defecting from an established
full-bodied car racing series to an ancient and archaic open-wheel unreleased sim,
Possible disguises: 13th century fairy prince, race car driver (very poor disguise), World War 1
British captain with an undisguisable Australian accent, 16th? century butler, often goes with
a sidekick called Baldric. Will be very easy to distinguish sidekick, who is often unkempt and
very smelly. Sometimes goes by the shortened name of 'Bladder', which should not be confused
with the most abused organ in his body, the 'liver'.
Common traits: often known to frequent simulator racing newsgroups, such as rec.autos.simulators.
Often seen posting humorless and completely witless nonsense
Any contact with this known criminal should be done with care, he can be considered legless and
and completely insane. All contact should be immediately reported to law officers, or to the administrators of The US Pits website
for disposal as a criminal. He will be forced to race 1000 kilometers at Bullrun in a Skoda with no brakes (like that's any
surprise).
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??Jan Kohl?? **The Pits Performance Team**
Computer Systems Programmer
USAF Air-Ground Operations School
Hurlburt Field, FL
Castle Graphics - http://www.castlegraphics.com
The Pits - http://www.theuspits.com
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Marc J. Nelson
The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com
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