** TSP: Extinct Track Archive **

Hi folks! Just underway on a new project from TSP...The Extinct Track Archive (ETA) will highlight famous North American tracks of yesterday! The tracks currently featured are Ontario Motor Speedway and Riverside Int'l Raceway: http://www.simproject.com/eta/ Stop on by for a look! Comments and questions welcome. =) Cheers! Marc -- Marc J. Nelson The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com * No animals were harmed in the making of this e-mail *

You might want to think about a new title bud - I thought you were talking about a track archive you had which was now extinct - not an active archive of extinct tracks! :-) Cheers! John

> You might want to think about a new title bud - I thought you were > talking about a track archive you had which was now extinct - not an > active archive of extinct tracks! :-) Hmmm...Hadn't thought of that. I guess I could just delete the pages.<g> Cheers! Marc -- Marc J. Nelson The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com * No animals were harmed in the making of this e-mail *

"Wonderful, exciting features! No pay me a million quid for using the word "Track"!" (Bernie Ecclestone.) "Oh boy! I've been wanting to visit Extinct Track Archive for *SO* long!! Does it speed up if its raining?" (Michael Schumacher) "What is this 'ETA'?.....when the aeroplane is landing expectant?" (Alex Zanardi)

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> Hi folks! > Just underway on a new project from TSP...The Extinct Track Archive > (ETA) will highlight famous North American tracks of yesterday! The > tracks currently featured are Ontario Motor Speedway and Riverside > Int'l Raceway: http://www.simproject.com/eta/ > Stop on by for a look! Comments and questions welcome. =) > Cheers! > Marc > -- > Marc J. Nelson > The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com > * No animals were harmed in the making of this e-mail *

-- Regards, Bruce. ---------- The GP Legends Historic Motor Racing Club is located at:- http://www.netspeed.com.au/brucek/legends/

I just want to know what the 'Exinct Track Archive' is... After looking up 'exinct' in my Microsoft Word Thesaurus, it said that 'exinct' could be... exhilarated - fervent or e***d. So the 'Exhilarated Track Archive' could possibly a very e***d page. Now does this mean that the page is e***d, or the info? Or that the viewer will be e***d? On further examination of the page, I decided that this must not be the proper term... exhortative - compelling or demanding. If this is the proper term, then a Warning should be posted on the page to let viewers know that the possible contents of the page could be beyond their comprehension. Given the state of many viewers on the internet, it's possible that this could be a comic book. exhumed - unearth or disclose. With this put in place, 'The Exhumed Track Archive' may possibly be posting information about ancient Roman racetracks for chariot races. I think this could be a very likely explanation, given Marc's current age. Or this could mean it's just another mirror site for the Monica-Clinton-Ken Star report... exiguous - poor or inadequate. If this is the meaning, shouldn't this be posted on AOL? exiled - without a country or banished. Now this could be interesting. A track without a country? This could be the first hard evidence of the Legend of Atlantis! What a novel idea, to use racetracks for the exposing of the real truth! Question is, what exactly did they race in Atlantis? Basket- Weavers 500? The Peanut Growers 250? And was it measured in leagues, or miles? exist (existing) - subsist or endure. So this would be a rather boring page, then, with information about current tracks? Hmmm...how many of those do we have out there? existing together - joined or related. Now this is an interesting idea. The Existing Together Tracks Archive. Possibly giving rise to the notion of 'coexisting' or 'cohabitation'. If so, this should best be left to Southern Californians, and since Marc is from there, this could very well explain the possible connotations of tracks 'living together'. Best left to those with NetNanny to view this page...however, if the term 'related' is used, then possibly an argument for backwoods Arkansas residents? Since Talladega and Daytona are owned by the same owner, does this make them 'sister' tracks? And could Watkins Glen be a 'brother'? And what if Watkins Glen and Daytona were related?? And had children? The possibilities are endless... exit ramp - interchange or off-ramp. So this may be an argument for street racing! To use existing commercial roadways for racetracks! I believe this has already been done, and even a movie..."The Cannonball Run" springs to mind... exobiological - interplanetary or extraterrestrial. So Marc has finally found the meaning of the 'face' on Mars!!!! Wow! It's actually the Saturn Tower for the annual Galactic 500! Totally amazing! Given the performance of Jeff Gordon this year, I would say that he's actually an alien come to teach earthlings the REAL meaning of racing... exodus - flight or migration. This must be a report on animals interacting with race cars, such as Dale Earhardt's 'Seagull by the Dashboard Lights', or Pocano's "I'm hunting Wabbit" affairs... exonerated - vindicate or justify. So this could possibly be another site for Clinton's Rebuttal's of the Starr affair. How does that factor into tracks, though? Possibly attempting to interest NASCAR fans with actual political maneuvering? Interesting concept, although probably unsuccessful. Everyone knows that Clinton cheats by using a blower... exorbitant - extravagant or enormous. A page about extravagant tracks? Do they serve caviar on crackers instead of hotdogs? Or glasses of '91 Merlot instead of beer? Must be in France... *** - not local or foreign. Another argument for French tracks... expanded - bloat or enlarge. This could possibly be the most disgusting of all...a bloated track? Or is it just enlarged? Did they use a magazine article to advertise the enlargement? Maybe Marc will enlighten us as to what 'exinct' actually means...I've exhausted my sources, that's for sure... Cheers! -- ??Jan Kohl?? **The Pits Performance Team** Computer Systems Programmer USAF Air-Ground Operations School Hurlburt Field, FL Castle Graphics - http://www.castlegraphics.com The Pits - http://www.theuspits.com

> I just want to know what the 'Exinct Track Archive' is... Doh! -- Marc J. Nelson The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com * No animals were harmed in the making of this e-mail *

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! BEE-YEW-DEE-FULL!! > I just want to know what the 'Exinct Track Archive' is... > After looking up 'exinct' in my Microsoft Word Thesaurus, it said that 'exinct' could be... -- Regards, Bruce. ---------- The GP Legends Historic Motor Racing Club is located at:- http://www.netspeed.com.au/brucek/legends/

;] Sorry, Marc, but I just couldn't resist a little fun poking at your expense...However, I would be interested in a Exhumed Track Archive, think you could do a little number on that? ;] Cheers! -- ??Jan Kohl?? **The Pits Performance Team** Computer Systems Programmer USAF Air-Ground Operations School Hurlburt Field, FL Castle Graphics - http://www.castlegraphics.com/ The Pits - http://www.theuspits.com/ > > I just want to know what the 'Exinct Track Archive' is... > Doh! > -- > Marc J. Nelson > The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com > * No animals were harmed in the making of this e-mail *