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Using TOCA TCC from Codemasters
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Dan Prescott
Typo in TOCA online race announcement mocked
Dan Prescott announced an internet race series using TOCA Touring Car Championship, but his subject line misspelled 'live' as 'lice'. Regulars responded with a string of jokes about lice and modems, and he reacted angrily, which drew further ribbing.
Automated summary.
Will they be providing competition for fleas and other parasites as well
as lice?
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Regards,
Bruce.
Imagine....... SPOON!!! :-)
Jake Myers
Snake Racing
TSP
MIRacing
"If we all thought the same, nobody would think"
> I just want to know what happens when they get stuck in my modem...
Effect throughput, I suppose. =P
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Marc J. Nelson
The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com
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I just want to know what happens when they get stuck in my modem...
Cheers!
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Computer Systems Programmer
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Hurlburt Field, FL
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> Will they be providing competition for fleas and other parasites as well
> as lice?
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> Regards,
> Bruce.
Oooh!
*** mess, I would imagine, Jan.
After all, they'd be travelling at around 56,000 lice per second.
> I just want to know what happens when they get stuck in my modem...
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Regards,
Bruce.
Old 1200 baud modems had comb filters to prevent this.
Robin
On Sat, 15 Aug 1998 22:30:10 +1000, Bruce Kennewell
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>Oooh! >*** mess, I would imagine, Jan. >After all, they'd be travelling at around 56,000 lice per second. >> I just want to know what happens when they get stuck in my modem...LOL!
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>Old 1200 baud modems had comb filters to prevent this. >Robin >On Sat, 15 Aug 1998 22:30:10 +1000, Bruce Kennewell >>Oooh! >>*** mess, I would imagine, Jan. >>After all, they'd be travelling at around 56,000 lice per second. >>> I just want to know what happens when they get stuck in my modem...>Old 1200 baud modems had comb filters to prevent this.
Hey at least the Subject wasn't:
LICE SEX ON THE INTERNET
!!!!!
;-P
- Fran?ois Mnard <ymenard> Good race at the Brickyard, (-o-)
- Official Mentally retarded guy of r.a.s.
- Member of the r.a.s. Ego-maniac club
- Excuse me for my English (I'm French speaking)
- Excuse me for being provocative (I'm dumb speaking)
- "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise
how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."--
> So I make one spelling mistake so ***ing what.
You need to relax...May I suggest a rent a movie? Start with a
comedy say, War and Peace?
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Marc J. Nelson
The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com
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> So would you.
...trolling?
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Marc J. Nelson
The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com
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LOL!!!
What was the grid size though, Robin....1200 micro-inches or 36,000?
> Old 1200 baud modems had comb filters to prevent this.
> Robin
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Regards,
Bruce.
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>LOL! >>Old 1200 baud modems had comb filters to prevent this. >>Robin >>On Sat, 15 Aug 1998 22:30:10 +1000, Bruce Kennewell >>>Oooh! >>>*** mess, I would imagine, Jan. >>>After all, they'd be travelling at around 56,000 lice per second. >>>> I just want to know what happens when they get stuck in my modem...>>So I make one spelling mistake so ***ing what.
>Probably won't interest any of you to know the response for the proposed
>race has been very good.
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>Dan Prescott
Well, with that attitude you can be damn sure *I* won't be going near the
site.
If you had a very small amount of humor you'd be laughing at this too.
They're not knocking you, just having fun with the misspelling. Lighten up.
Sheesh....
Ken
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>>>So I make one spelling mistake so ***ing what. >>Probably won't interest any of you to know the response for the proposed >>race has been very good. >>-- >>Dan Prescott >Well, with that attitude you can be damn sure *I* won't be going near the >site.Quoted text (7 lines)
>>Well, with that attitude you can be damn sure *I* won't be going near the >>site. >Suit yourself. >>If you had a very small amount of humor you'd be laughing at this too. >>They're not knocking you, just having fun with the misspelling. LightenLet's put it this way: It's not the spelling mistake that convinced us
you're a moron.
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Spudgun
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>>>Well, with that attitude you can be damn sure *I* won't be going near the >>>site. >>Suit yourself. >>>If you had a very small amount of humor you'd be laughing at this too. >>>They're not knocking you, just having fun with the misspelling. Lighten >up. >>>Sheesh.... >>So would you. >>J >And you would be who, exactly? Seems that these two lines are the sum of >your contributions to RAS. So as a warm, hearty welcome...Tsk, tsk, tsk!!
Getting our knickers in a twist, are we dear?! :o)
> So I make one spelling mistake so ***ing what.
> Probably won't interest any of you to know the response for the proposed
> race has been very good.
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Regards,
Bruce.
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http://www.netspeed.com.au/brucek/legends/
Oooaah! :o)
> Hey at least the Subject wasn't:
> LICE SEX ON THE INTERNET
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Regards,
Bruce.
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The GP Legends Historic Motor Racing Club is located at:-
http://www.netspeed.com.au/brucek/legends/
LOL!!
(One of those historically dramatic comedies, is it Marc?)
> You need to relax...May I suggest a rent a movie? Start with a
> comedy say, War and Peace?
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Regards,
Bruce.
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The GP Legends Historic Motor Racing Club is located at:-
http://www.netspeed.com.au/brucek/legends/
Nitpicking.
On Sun, 16 Aug 1998 09:13:22 +1000, Bruce Kennewell
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>LOL!!! >What was the grid size though, Robin....1200 micro-inches or 36,000? >> Old 1200 baud modems had comb filters to prevent this. >> Robin> LOL!!
> (One of those historically dramatic comedies, is it Marc?)
Just thinking of starting him off easy...H.G. Wells (for inspiration)
and George Orwell (for the fun of it) are next on the menu. Then it's
off to the real classics: Bugs Bunny, Woody Woodpecker and finishing
up with Wallace and Gromit. Then, and only then, will he be ready to
view the big-Kahuna - Barney.
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Marc J. Nelson
The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com
* No animals were harmed in the making of this e-mail *
HAHA!!
Touche!
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Regards,
Bruce.
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http://www.netspeed.com.au/brucek/legends/


































