A friend sent me the following glossary of computer terms:
Larry
Oh heck, I couldn't help reading it. I also could't help laughing.
PJ
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> A friend sent me the following glossary of computer terms: > >BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods > >BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern > >BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick > >BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro > >CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps > >CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in > >TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker > >CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited > >DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers > >DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer > >FAX - What you lie about to the IRS > >HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking > >HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos > >INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair > >KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere > >MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food > >MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers > >MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall > >MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live > >NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line > >ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test > >ROM - Where the pope lives > >SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch > >SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast > >SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year > >SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear > LarryLOL!!!!! I sent it to all my "Redneck" friends!
don
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