Crewchief: "You ran off the end of turn 5 again...can't you keep it on the track?"
Driver: "Yes, but spectators keep yelling taunts at me! They keep saying I'm in an arcade!"
Crewchief: "So? What did you do?"
Driver: "Flipped them off. Tried to run over a few but I got stuck on some haybales and got
grass in my teeth."
Crewchief: "Is that why you ran off again?"
Driver: "No, this time someone yelled that I was driving a sim..."
Crewchief: "What's that got to do with it?"
Driver: "Well, I jerked the wheel real hard to see if he was right and ran off the track..."
Crewchief: "Don't you feel stupid...say, how come you can hear them over the engine anyway?"
Driver: "Because I got the sound turned off...don't want to wake the kids..."
Crewchief" "Oh...ok. Well next time splatter some oil on them...that'll shut them up..."
Driver: "Too late...say, can you get a few guys out here to turn me back on the rolly side?"
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??Jan Kohl?? **The Pits Performance Team**
Computer Systems Programmer
USAF Air-Ground Operations School
Hurlburt Field, FL
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