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Wanted:*****TICKLISH GUYS******

15 posts by 10 people · 15 Jan 1998 - 17 Jan 1998

Tracy Roket 15 Jan 1998#392280
Quoted text (7 lines)>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >I don't need tickeled... >I am laughing too much at that really really really >stupid post. >NOW GO AWAY SPAMMER!!!!!
Why?? I like ticklish men - makes for interesting evenings. What do you think Kimby dear? -- Tracy http://www-fhs.mcmaster.ca/biomed/staff/tracyshp.htm "I assure you Murray, as we enter the pit-lane we think 'I hope Murray isn't talking about me now'." Martin Brundle, Brazilian Grand Prix, 1997
Well I do fit 1 part of the profile! Not nearly enough I believe you, I really do, but somehow I have the faint immpression that you are COMPLETELY BONKERS. I urge you to seek professional help immediately. TTFN :-) -- Peter
Quoted text (23 lines)> > My name is Terri. I am a female college student in the Boston area. > > I am actively looking for guys to make videos that I can add to > > my collection. Guys that interest me are YOUNG (basically, > > my age...18-23), HOT (swimmer/soccer/runnerbuilt....on the > > thin side...not too "big-n-buff"....with little or no bodyfat > Well I do fit 1 part of the profile! > > Average fees paid: > > $125 for a 30 minute video > > $250 for a 60 minute video > Not nearly enough > > assure you of my honesty, legitimacy, and SERIOUSNESS about all of > > this. > I believe you, I really do, but somehow I have the faint immpression > that you are COMPLETELY BONKERS. > I urge you to seek professional help immediately. > TTFN :-) > -- > Peter
careful; this might be one of fireball's girlfriends. -- "The white men are landing! Cannons! Now we must be baptized, get dressed, and go to work."-AR
Quoted text (25 lines)>> > My name is Terri. I am a female college student in the Boston area. >> > I am actively looking for guys to make videos that I can add to >> > my collection. Guys that interest me are YOUNG (basically, >> > my age...18-23), HOT (swimmer/soccer/runnerbuilt....on the >> > thin side...not too "big-n-buff"....with little or no bodyfat >> Well I do fit 1 part of the profile! >> > Average fees paid: >> > $125 for a 30 minute video >> > $250 for a 60 minute video >> Not nearly enough >> > assure you of my honesty, legitimacy, and SERIOUSNESS about all >of >> > this. >> I believe you, I really do, but somehow I have the faint immpression >> that you are COMPLETELY BONKERS. >> I urge you to seek professional help immediately. >> TTFN :-) >> -- >> Peter >careful; this might be one of fireball's girlfriends.
OK so who is this Fireball geyser, if he lives in my country then I am sure he is a great bloke, but if not then I`ll take him on, he doesn`t frighten me! ;-) -- Peter rasF1
Ian Thoma 15 Jan 1998#392284
Quoted text (10 lines)> >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA > >I don't need tickeled... > >I am laughing too much at that really really really > >stupid post. > >NOW GO AWAY SPAMMER!!!!! > Why?? I like ticklish men - makes for interesting evenings. What do > you think Kimby dear?
I'm ticklish. Mind you I'm an ugly sod as well, does this matter? :-) -- 'Dock-a-loodle fod!' Cyril the dyslexic***erel (Reaper Man) (from the Discworld's Unseen University Diary 1998) <http://freespace.***.net/ian.thomas1/>
Quoted text (31 lines)> >> > My name is Terri. I am a female college student in the Boston area. > >> > I am actively looking for guys to make videos that I can add to > >> > my collection. Guys that interest me are YOUNG (basically, > >> > my age...18-23), HOT (swimmer/soccer/runnerbuilt....on the > >> > thin side...not too "big-n-buff"....with little or no bodyfat > >> Well I do fit 1 part of the profile! > >> > Average fees paid: > >> > $125 for a 30 minute video > >> > $250 for a 60 minute video > >> Not nearly enough > >> > assure you of my honesty, legitimacy, and SERIOUSNESS about all > >of > >> > this. > >> I believe you, I really do, but somehow I have the faint immpression > >> that you are COMPLETELY BONKERS. > >> I urge you to seek professional help immediately. > >> TTFN :-) > >> -- > >> Peter > >careful; this might be one of fireball's girlfriends. > OK so who is this Fireball geyser, if he lives in my country then I am > sure he is a great bloke, but if not then I`ll take him on, he doesn`t > frighten me! ;-) > -- > Peter rasF1
You must be a rookie to motor sports if you don't know of Fireball. I'll only give you a hint: think awsome racing and Fireball R........inger!! -- "The white men are landing! Cannons! Now we must be baptized, get dressed, and go to work."-AR
Aaaahhh OK you are talking about Fireball *R....inger*, nope never heard of him, I guess you are right I must be a motorsport rookie, the only Fireball mentioned in the UK is Fireball XL5. So who IS this guy, a banger racer? -- Peter :-) RASF1 Hill is the man - Keep the faith.
Quoted text (15 lines)> >> >careful; this might be one of fireball's girlfriends. > >> OK so who is this Fireball geyser, if he lives in my country then I am > >> sure he is a great bloke, but if not then I`ll take him on, he doesn`t > >> frighten me! ;-) > >You must be a rookie to motor sports if you don't know of Fireball. I'll > >only give you a hint: think awsome racing and Fireball R........inger!! > Aaaahhh OK you are talking about Fireball *R....inger*, nope never > heard of him, I guess you are right I must be a motorsport rookie, the > only Fireball mentioned in the UK is Fireball XL5. So who IS this guy, a > banger racer? > -- > Peter :-) RASF1 Hill is the man - Keep the faith.
Does professional Demolition Derbys ring a bell? -- "The white men are landing! Cannons! Now we must be baptized, get dressed, and go to work."-AR
Thomas Gmu 16 Jan 1998#392474
> Why?? I like ticklish men - makes for interesting evenings. What do > you think Kimby dear? I feel so abused, all that sexism against us all the time. Hey girls, we can be used for useful things too, like chopping wood, mounting snow tyres, distributing used socks all over the appartement... oops! Thomas -- * Remove "aly" from domain to answer *
JAMES CONN 16 Jan 1998#392475
>> Why?? I like ticklish men - makes for interesting evenings. What do >> you think Kimby dear? >I feel so abused, all that sexism against us all the time. Hey girls, we >can be used for useful things too, like chopping wood, mounting snow >tyres, distributing used socks all over the appartement... oops! In search of the ultimate utility of the "Y" chromosome are we? I nominate: Loading the luggage into the car when you're off to the airport. That would be the guy's carry-on and the paraphernalia, appurtenances, equipment and sundry needed to invade a small dictatorship - i.e. the lady's luggage. We also provide the useful service of enquiring, "Do you have your purse honey?" [You didn't think we'd be shifting the heavy bit did you?] Plus: once checked in we are able to locate the nearest bar with indecent alacrity, obtain service instantly, know instinctively which channel on the bar television has racing and the proper conduct required to have the channel changed. A bonus, if Formula 1 is in season, we will provide arrogant expert opinion slagging the laggards, ignoring the mid-fielders and scorning the leaders while intimating, quite modestly, we could do a much better job given the opportunity. Once we have accomplished this, the double-xers contribution to this bit of the excursion is ensuring you actually make it on to the airplane then distracting the more feeble minded of us who, when a couple of Martinis render us extremely amusing, are intent on checking to see what happens if you actually do ask, "Is this the plane to Cuba?" j a m e s Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. -- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Quoted text (17 lines)> >> Why?? I like ticklish men - makes for interesting evenings. What do > >> you think Kimby dear? > >I feel so abused, all that sexism against us all the time. Hey girls, we > >can be used for useful things too, like chopping wood, mounting snow > >tyres, distributing used socks all over the appartement... oops! > In search of the ultimate utility of the "Y" chromosome are > we? > I nominate: > Loading the luggage into the car when you're off to the > airport. That would be the guy's carry-on and the paraphernalia, > appurtenances, equipment and sundry needed to invade a small > dictatorship - i.e. the lady's luggage. We also provide the useful > service of enquiring, "Do you have your purse honey?"
"He struck me as a bit of a dandy..." ;T Mr. Hot Pants
Thomas Gmu 16 Jan 1998#392477
> Since I've been asked, I shall reveal a deep dark secret. I hate > being tickled (really, I turn scary!) so I can only tickle men who > promise not to tickle back. Thomas? Do you promise not to sell the video? And to put away your socks afterwards??? Thomas -- * Remove "aly" from domain to answer *
Quoted text (40 lines)> >> Why?? I like ticklish men - makes for interesting evenings. What do > >> you think Kimby dear? > >I feel so abused, all that sexism against us all the time. Hey girls, we > >can be used for useful things too, like chopping wood, mounting snow > >tyres, distributing used socks all over the appartement... oops! > In search of the ultimate utility of the "Y" chromosome are > we? > I nominate: > Loading the luggage into the car when you're off to the > airport. That would be the guy's carry-on and the paraphernalia, > appurtenances, equipment and sundry needed to invade a small > dictatorship - i.e. the lady's luggage. We also provide the useful > service of enquiring, "Do you have your purse honey?" [You didn't > think we'd be shifting the heavy bit did you?] > Plus: once checked in we are able to locate the nearest bar > with indecent alacrity, obtain service instantly, know instinctively > which channel on the bar television has racing and the proper conduct > required to have the channel changed. > A bonus, if Formula 1 is in season, we will provide arrogant > expert opinion slagging the laggards, ignoring the mid-fielders and > scorning the leaders while intimating, quite modestly, we could do a > much better job given the opportunity. > Once we have accomplished this, the double-xers contribution > to this bit of the excursion is ensuring you actually make it on to > the airplane then distracting the more feeble minded of us who, when a > couple of Martinis render us extremely amusing, are intent on checking > to see what happens if you actually do ask, "Is this the plane to > Cuba?" > j a m e s > Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. > -- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
I thought this was a Formula One newsgroup. Must have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
A J Samue 17 Jan 1998#392646
Quoted text (18 lines)>> >> >careful; this might be one of fireball's girlfriends. >> >> OK so who is this Fireball geyser, if he lives in my country then I am >> >> sure he is a great bloke, but if not then I`ll take him on, he doesn`t >> >> frighten me! ;-) >> >You must be a rookie to motor sports if you don't know of Fireball. I'll >> >only give you a hint: think awsome racing and Fireball R........inger!! >> Aaaahhh OK you are talking about Fireball *R....inger*, nope never >> heard of him, I guess you are right I must be a motorsport rookie, the >> only Fireball mentioned in the UK is Fireball XL5. So who IS this guy, a >> banger racer? >> -- >> Peter :-) RASF1 Hill is the man - Keep the faith. >Does professional Demolition Derbys ring a bell? >--
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