NFS2: The latest HAHA!! Read and laugh!

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>O.K. here's the deal: >1) Pick your favorite car >2) Pick your favorite track. >3) Make sure you are set on SIMULATION mode (for maximimum realism). >4) Choose a single opponent race, no traffic. >Try the McLaren as an opponent. It should be a challenge. Make sure >it is set to ADVANCED (again, for maximum realism). >5) Start racing >6) After half a lap or so, just pull over and stop. >6a) That's correct... STOP. >7) Go to the kitchen and grab a beer. Light a cigarette. Do anything that takes >20-30 seconds. >8) Start racing again. You should catch the McLaren within 1 lap, or sooner, >since he has thoughtfully slowed down. A kinder and gentler >SIMULATION/ADVANCED mode. >Maximum Realism in NFS2 RULES! >Caution:You _could_ stop and have sex with your significant other but you may give up >a lap or two.... :) Actually, the Electronics Arts developers had sex with _themselves_ >while programming this feature. >Thanks guys. >__________________________________________________________ > **** REMOVE "NOSPAM" from my address to email me ****

You have the CATCH-UP featured turned on pal.....turn it off and see how fast you can LOSE the race by visiting the fridge on lap 1...

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>>O.K. here's the deal: >>1) Pick your favorite car >>2) Pick your favorite track. >>3) Make sure you are set on SIMULATION mode (for maximimum realism). >>4) Choose a single opponent race, no traffic. >>Try the McLaren as an opponent. It should be a challenge. Make sure >>it is set to ADVANCED (again, for maximum realism). >>5) Start racing >>6) After half a lap or so, just pull over and stop. >>6a) That's correct... STOP. >>7) Go to the kitchen and grab a beer. Light a cigarette. Do anything that takes >>20-30 seconds. >>8) Start racing again. You should catch the McLaren within 1 lap, or sooner, >>since he has thoughtfully slowed down. A kinder and gentler >>SIMULATION/ADVANCED mode. >>Maximum Realism in NFS2 RULES! >>Caution:You _could_ stop and have sex with your significant other but you may give up >>a lap or two.... :) Actually, the Electronics Arts developers had sex with _themselves_ >>while programming this feature. >>Thanks guys. >>__________________________________________________________ >> **** REMOVE "NOSPAM" from my address to email me **** >You have the CATCH-UP featured turned on pal.....turn it off and see how fast >you can LOSE the race by visiting the fridge on lap 1...

WRONG ANSWER. Catch up is only available on two player races. Get your facts straight before you post a smartass message. ********************************************** Todd Walker T-Type on IRC Homepage: http://cust.iamerica.net/twalker 1986 Buick Regal T-Type **********************************************

Classic!! I don't know my facts post!!

_______________________________________ OH!!! Beat me some more master!!!! I've already admitted my blunder but by all means - please flame me some more....I just can't get ENOUGH!!!!

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>_______________________________________ >>>> **** REMOVE "NOSPAM" from my address to email me **** >>>You have the CATCH-UP featured turned on pal.....turn it off and see how fast >>>you can LOSE the race by visiting the fridge on lap 1... >>WRONG ANSWER. Catch up is only available on two player races. Get >>your facts straight before you post a smartass message. >OH!!! Beat me some more master!!!! I've already admitted my blunder but by all >means - please flame me some more....I just can't get ENOUGH!!!!

When i read the group, you evidently hadn't posted your follow-up. I would not have flamed you if I had seen your admission of your error. ********************************************** Todd Walker T-Type on IRC Homepage: http://cust.iamerica.net/twalker 1986 Buick Regal T-Type **********************************************