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10 posts by 9 people · 13 Apr 1997 - 20 Apr 1997

Ia 13 Apr 1997#362826
A brand new newsgroup has just been formed, and here is the first posting. Question: Hi, I'm new to simulator racing and I just bought NASCAR Racing. I was told that I could go faster at Talladega by taking off the restrictor plate. Could someone please tell me how to do this??? Thanks in advance. Answer: DON'T BUY GP2!!! IT SUCKS!!! GEOFF CRAMMOND IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!!! I HAVE IRREFUTABLE PROOF!!! THE REASON THE FRAMERATE IS SO POOR IS THAT THERE ARE HIDDEN SATANIC MESSAGES EMBEDDED IN THE SOURCE CODE. WE SHOULD ALL GET FLAMING TORCHES AND GO OVER TO CRAMMOND'S HOUSE AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND AND SLAUGHTER HIS FAMILY. IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND A MORON, AND YOU ARE NOT A TRUE SIM RACING FAN. RANT RANT RANT. RAVE RAVE RAVE. BLAH BLAH BLAH. YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE RESTRICTOR PLATE? WELL, I 'M A HOT-SHOT GRAPHICS ARTIST AND MY TIME IS TOO VALUABLE TO WASTE RESPONDING TO ***ING IDIOTS LIKE YOU. SEND ME TEN BUCKS AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE ANSWER, MORON.
P Gagg 14 Apr 1997#362914
LOL :-)) I see you have read/exchanged posts with DG also. d:~) #:~> **Peter**
Mike Fraz 14 Apr 1997#362915
*sigh*...another lamer... Get OFF it folks!! They are just games!! No sense beating someone up verbally. Trust me, I get it alot at school. Mr. Gary, just ignore this fool's post. I dont know what your story is, but this just shows how immature folks can actually be. IAN: You need some help dude. Go get it. Mike Frazer PS-You REALLY need help. Heck, you use COMPUSERVE!!! Mike Frazer #11 American Airlines/STP/MBNA Ford, IGN Prime Time Motorsports
Jo Helsen 15 Apr 1997#363014
And that's when he's in a mild mood! ;-D JOH =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= When everything else failed, we can still become im- mortal by making an enormous blunder.... John Kenneth Galbraith =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
ROSC 16 Apr 1997#363126
Today, at the near-empty Rec.Autos.Simulators.David.Gary, here's another posting. Question: Hi, I just got NASCAR Racing II. Do you know where are the great sites for painted cars? Thanks. Reply: GOD I DO NOT WANT YOU TO GO TO BETTER SITES LIKE THE PITS OR SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE THEIR BETTER CARS ARE FREE!!! BTW, I WANT YOU TO KILL THE DEVIL GEOFF CRAMMOND!!! <inbetween snipped> NOW!!! I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU GOOD WEBSITES, I COMMAND YOU TO BUY MY SET OF 5 CARS FOR $80.00!!! OR I WILL SEND A VIRUS TO YOUR EMAIL. Christopher http://members.aol.com/ROSCS ---------------------------------------------------- Dale Earnhardt: "Hey Ron...It's Earnhardt...your wife called...said sumpn' 'bout an anneversary..." Ron Hornaday "Aww..."(slamms on brakes)
ymenard 16 Apr 1997#363128
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! But part of what David says is true. Don't denie it. But he sure make r.a.s. a great place when he starts his "Gp2 shitting". It's so funny to read him AND to laugh at all the other who respond to him. ROTFLMAO. But he's a heck of a good guy and he's only special. Also, GCrammond house is in Hawaii. It's a Mansion. That's why there's no rain in GP2. It's ALWAYS sunny in Honolulu. Thanks a lot, Good race at the Brickyard, (Old'Indytrack guy in rec.autos.simulators) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ =ymenard now!!! SPEED- http://www.nascarnet.com/~speed [===] Go Rubens Barrichello, Jacques Villeneuve, | ! | And all you that thinks that Jacques Villeneuve is |!| from Canada, your right!! He's from St-Jean sur le |o| Richelieu, 30 minutes from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. [--I--] v Fran?ois Mnard "Wasupe LeGrand" May the force be with you, always!! Que la force soit avec toi, jamais!(for you French people) Excuse me for my poor English(I'm French speaking)
Jo Helsen 16 Apr 1997#363129
Let's stop with this. We don't want him to become a martyr, do we? ;-) JOH =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= When everything else failed, we can still become im- mortal by making an enormous blunder.... John Kenneth Galbraith =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

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