Got a league race due this weekend at Rockingham, better go get some
practice in. Ok reboot outta winblows.....cd\nascar.......nascar
ok wait a couple seconds for Ned Jarretts voice for the one zillionth
time......hold on what the hell is this %#$#^???
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Ned: I have some bad news for you MP.
MP: huh?
Ned: Well MP its seems the AI cars refuse to race you anymore
and wish to have you banned.
MP: Ned is that really you?
Ned: No its the fairy godmother you idiot, now shutup and listen
MP: Oh man, ive heard of viruses but this is ridiculus
Ned: During an overnight meeting it was voted that you have
an unfair advantage over us, and we simply refuse to race you
anylonger.
MP: but Ned, I've never cheated
Ned: lets see ...80% ai strength, no damage to your car...
MP: well that was the first week I had the game.
Ned: how easily we forget that little Bobby Hillin inncedent
MP: oops
Ned: un huh, my god MP he's still in theapy from that race
MP: but Ned, that was an exibition race you see and....
Ned: and how about all those 2 tire pit stops on the final pit
stop?
MP: well uh, its not my fault you guys arent smart enough to
do the same...
Ned: and whats with this autobrake crap?
MP: Now Ned you know I only use that at Sears Poi...
Ned: Yeah after turning us down to around 90% you
wouldnt call that an unfair advantage?
MP: well....uh no
Ned: and how many times have you caught Dale or me
calling your ISP to download setups?
MP: I cant recall...
Ned: thats right, and exactally how many of "your" setups have
you downloaded Mr. Hotshot
MP: well....maybe 1 or 2.....per track....ok ok dozens !!! But I
can setup a car myself.
Ned: get real MP you could'nt tune a fish
MP: not true !!
Ned: how about that time you took half a day to change the
battery in your mustang.
MP: Now how the hell you know about tha....nevermind
ned be nice now!
Ned: and the final straw came when you edited the drivers2.txt
in your alltime carset and I wasnt a top qualifier!
MP: Well Ned you were great and all but, face it your no Petty
or Earnhardt...(shit wrong thing to say...gulp)
Ned: goodbye and farewell MP
MP: no Ned wait..wait !!!!
C:\NASCAR\del *.*
MP: aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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It should be obvious what i'm making light of, is it wrong to
have access to peoples setups from Fastlaps without their
knowledge, IMO yes. However if I had access to the same
setups would that make me an instant top contender in NRL
.....very doubtful. Just try and remember its a game/sim and
albeit a damn fun one, nothing worth losing sleep over.
see y'all on the track
MP
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