PAPYRUS

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> :>i have a few words 4 ur litl thing about stopin this guy from runin > :>u guys ant got anything better to do than tell a guy that he should stop > :>runnin bcus he is to fast well u guys need to stop getn on him and > :>FINISH MAKIN NASCAR 2 !!!! PLEASE > :>put ur minds to work i can tell u one thing though if u guys make him > :>stop racin u can count on it there r a bunch of guys with the Daytona > :>track incldg myself! > :>that will start givn it out bhind u guys back and u can count on people > :>doin there best to put u guys in the ground 4 trashin the ivga > :>almost best driver he spends alote of money trying to CLEAN up what u > :>guys at papyrus coudnt seem to do like make the tracks better the cars > :>more real the racin more fun heck if it wrnt 4 those guys at ivga i > :>would throoo nascar away cus u guys sure cant do it right i hope u guys > :>do a better job on nascar2 cus as farrrrr as i am consrd u guys r way > :>bhind in makin games ivga is u guys life if they stop workin sO DOES UR > :>LITL GAME CALLED NASCAR > :>i can say one thing i think adam at papyrus is the only one with brains > :>around there ask him what he thinks would happen if u guys get rid of > :>old ivga drivers think about it son

I be a college student! -DG

>i have a few words 4 ur litl thing about stopin this guy from runin >u guys ant got anything better to do than tell a guy that he should stop >runnin bcus he is to fast well u guys need to stop getn on him and >FINISH MAKIN NASCAR 2 !!!! PLEASE <excess literary genious snipped> You are a fine representative for the IVGA Joel. Keep up the good work!! :)) CR

i have a few words 4 ur litl thing about stopin this guy from runin u guys ant got anything better to do than tell a guy that he should stop runnin bcus he is to fast well u guys need to stop getn on him and FINISH MAKIN NASCAR 2 !!!! PLEASE put ur minds to work i can tell u one thing though if u guys make him stop racin u can count on it there r a bunch of guys with the Daytona track incldg myself! that will start givn it out bhind u guys back and u can count on people doin there best to put u guys in the ground 4 trashin the ivga almost best driver he spends alote of money trying to CLEAN up what u guys at papyrus coudnt seem to do like make the tracks better the cars more real the racin more fun heck if it wrnt 4 those guys at ivga i would throoo nascar away cus u guys sure cant do it right i hope u guys do a better job on nascar2 cus as farrrrr as i am consrd u guys r way bhind in makin games ivga is u guys life if they stop workin sO DOES UR LITL GAME CALLED NASCAR i can say one thing i think adam at papyrus is the only one with brains around there ask him what he thinks would happen if u guys get rid of old ivga drivers think about it son

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>Subject: PAPYRUS >Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 16:52:25 -0800 >i have a few words 4 ur litl thing about stopin this guy from runin >u guys ant got anything better to do than tell a guy that he should stop >runnin bcus he is to fast well u guys need to stop getn on him and >FINISH MAKIN NASCAR 2 !!!! PLEASE >put ur minds to work i can tell u one thing though if u guys make him >stop racin u can count on it there r a bunch of guys with the Daytona >track incldg myself! >that will start givn it out bhind u guys back and u can count on people >doin there best to put u guys in the ground 4 trashin the ivga >almost best driver he spends alote of money trying to CLEAN up what u >guys at papyrus coudnt seem to do like make the tracks better the cars >more real the racin more fun heck if it wrnt 4 those guys at ivga i >would throoo nascar away cus u guys sure cant do it right i hope u guys >do a better job on nascar2 cus as farrrrr as i am consrd u guys r way >bhind in makin games ivga is u guys life if they stop workin sO DOES UR >LITL GAME CALLED NASCAR >i can say one thing i think adam at papyrus is the only one with brains >around there ask him what he thinks would happen if u guys get rid of >old ivga drivers think about it son

OoOoo bruder!

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> >i have a few words 4 ur litl thing about stopin this guy from runin > >u guys ant got anything better to do than tell a guy that he should stop > >runnin bcus he is to fast well u guys need to stop getn on him and > >FINISH MAKIN NASCAR 2 !!!! PLEASE > <excess literary genious snipped> > You are a fine representative for the IVGA Joel. Keep up the good > work!! :))

What is a genious? -- Chuck Stuart - Mesquite TX USA

Lord have mercy. Are you the representative of the IVGA? If so, I want to return my IVGA number so some other genius like yourself can have it. Have a nice day.

shooting through ***space: Uhhhhh... what? -- SimRacing Online Webmaster http://www.simracing.com/ Hawaii: IWCCCARS

:>i have a few words 4 ur litl thing about stopin this guy from runin :>u guys ant got anything better to do than tell a guy that he should stop :>runnin bcus he is to fast well u guys need to stop getn on him and :>FINISH MAKIN NASCAR 2 !!!! PLEASE :>put ur minds to work i can tell u one thing though if u guys make him :>stop racin u can count on it there r a bunch of guys with the Daytona :>track incldg myself! :>that will start givn it out bhind u guys back and u can count on people :>doin there best to put u guys in the ground 4 trashin the ivga :>almost best driver he spends alote of money trying to CLEAN up what u :>guys at papyrus coudnt seem to do like make the tracks better the cars :>more real the racin more fun heck if it wrnt 4 those guys at ivga i :>would throoo nascar away cus u guys sure cant do it right i hope u guys :>do a better job on nascar2 cus as farrrrr as i am consrd u guys r way :>bhind in makin games ivga is u guys life if they stop workin sO DOES UR :>LITL GAME CALLED NASCAR :>i can say one thing i think adam at papyrus is the only one with brains :>around there ask him what he thinks would happen if u guys get rid of :>old ivga drivers think about it son Okay. I want a copy of the program that you're using to encrypt your messages so that I can write a program to make them readable again. /===================================================\ | John Simmons (Redneck Techno-Biker) | | http://www2.connectnet.com/users/jms/index.html | \===================================================/

:>i have a few words 4 ur litl thing about stopin this guy from runin :>u guys ant got anything better to do than tell a guy that he should stop :>runnin bcus he is to fast well u guys need to stop getn on him and :>FINISH MAKIN NASCAR 2 !!!! PLEASE :>put ur minds to work i can tell u one thing though if u guys make him :>stop racin u can count on it there r a bunch of guys with the Daytona :>track incldg myself! :>that will start givn it out bhind u guys back and u can count on people :>doin there best to put u guys in the ground 4 trashin the ivga :>almost best driver he spends alote of money trying to CLEAN up what u :>guys at papyrus coudnt seem to do like make the tracks better the cars :>more real the racin more fun heck if it wrnt 4 those guys at ivga i :>would throoo nascar away cus u guys sure cant do it right i hope u guys :>do a better job on nascar2 cus as farrrrr as i am consrd u guys r way :>bhind in makin games ivga is u guys life if they stop workin sO DOES UR :>LITL GAME CALLED NASCAR :>i can say one thing i think adam at papyrus is the only one with brains :>around there ask him what he thinks would happen if u guys get rid of :>old ivga drivers think about it son This 2nd installment is as obviously engineered as the first one. Too many things are spelled correctly and then on purpose incorrectly. All those of you who pity this guy for his lack of grammatical skills, wake up, its his own deviant flame intended to spur another 30 responses like the last one did. So far its working; just really take a look at it with cynical eyes, you'll see it for what it is. -- ___ _ ____ _____ ____ ____ _____ | \ | | / _ \| ___| / ___| / _ \| __ \ | \ | || | | || |___ | | | | | || |__| | | |\ \| || |_| ||___ || | | |_| || _ / | | \ || _ | ___| || |___ | _ || | \ \ |_| \__||_| |_||_____| \____||_| |_||_| \_\ Go fast, Turn left!

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> :>i have a few words 4 ur litl thing about stopin this guy from runin > :>u guys ant got anything better to do than tell a guy that he should stop > :>runnin bcus he is to fast well u guys need to stop getn on him and > :>FINISH MAKIN NASCAR 2 !!!! PLEASE > :>put ur minds to work i can tell u one thing though if u guys make him > :>stop racin u can count on it there r a bunch of guys with the Daytona > :>track incldg myself! > :>that will start givn it out bhind u guys back and u can count on people > :>doin there best to put u guys in the ground 4 trashin the ivga > :>almost best driver he spends alote of money trying to CLEAN up what u > :>guys at papyrus coudnt seem to do like make the tracks better the cars > :>more real the racin more fun heck if it wrnt 4 those guys at ivga i > :>would throoo nascar away cus u guys sure cant do it right i hope u guys > :>do a better job on nascar2 cus as farrrrr as i am consrd u guys r way > :>bhind in makin games ivga is u guys life if they stop workin sO DOES UR > :>LITL GAME CALLED NASCAR > :>i can say one thing i think adam at papyrus is the only one with brains > :>around there ask him what he thinks would happen if u guys get rid of > :>old ivga drivers think about it son > Okay. I want a copy of the program that you're using to encrypt your > messages so that I can write a program to make them readable again. > /===================================================\ > | John Simmons (Redneck Techno-Biker) | > | http://www2.connectnet.com/users/jms/index.html | > \===================================================/

I think he needs to learn to communicate in language that is native to earth. -- The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe, but the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man." Jack Handey.

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>> :>i have a few words 4 ur litl thing about stopin this guy from runin >> :>u guys ant got anything better to do than tell a guy that he should stop >> :>runnin bcus he is to fast well u guys need to stop getn on him and >> :>FINISH MAKIN NASCAR 2 !!!! PLEASE >> :>put ur minds to work i can tell u one thing though if u guys make him >> :>stop racin u can count on it there r a bunch of guys with the Daytona >> :>track incldg myself! >> :>that will start givn it out bhind u guys back and u can count on people >> :>doin there best to put u guys in the ground 4 trashin the ivga >> :>almost best driver he spends alote of money trying to CLEAN up what u >> :>guys at papyrus coudnt seem to do like make the tracks better the cars >> :>more real the racin more fun heck if it wrnt 4 those guys at ivga i >> :>would throoo nascar away cus u guys sure cant do it right i hope u guys >> :>do a better job on nascar2 cus as farrrrr as i am consrd u guys r way >> :>bhind in makin games ivga is u guys life if they stop workin sO DOES UR >> :>LITL GAME CALLED NASCAR >> :>i can say one thing i think adam at papyrus is the only one with brains >> :>around there ask him what he thinks would happen if u guys get rid of >> :>old ivga drivers think about it son >> Okay. I want a copy of the program that you're using to encrypt your >> messages so that I can write a program to make them readable again. >> /===================================================\ >> | John Simmons (Redneck Techno-Biker) | >> | http://www2.connectnet.com/users/jms/index.html | >> \===================================================/ >I think he needs to learn to communicate in language that is native to >earth. >-- >The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe, >but the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around >until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, >I'm Vine Man." Jack Handey.

Actually, this looks like Paul was another unfortunate purchaser of the ill-fated "Tarzan Typing Tutor" ('Make email read like Tarzan speak').

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> i have a few words 4 ur litl thing about stopin this guy from runin > u guys ant got anything better to do than tell a guy that he should stop > runnin bcus he is to fast well u guys need to stop getn on him and > FINISH MAKIN NASCAR 2 !!!! PLEASE > put ur minds to work i can tell u one thing though if u guys make him > stop racin u can count on it there r a bunch of guys with the Daytona > track incldg myself! > that will start givn it out bhind u guys back and u can count on people > doin there best to put u guys in the ground 4 trashin the ivga > almost best driver he spends alote of money trying to CLEAN up what u > guys at papyrus coudnt seem to do like make the tracks better the cars > more real the racin more fun heck if it wrnt 4 those guys at ivga i > would throoo nascar away cus u guys sure cant do it right i hope u guys > do a better job on nascar2 cus as farrrrr as i am consrd u guys r way > bhind in makin games ivga is u guys life if they stop workin sO DOES UR > LITL GAME CALLED NASCAR > i can say one thing i think adam at papyrus is the only one with brains > around there ask him what he thinks would happen if u guys get rid of > old ivga drivers think about it son

Has anyone besides myself entertained themselves mentally picturing this guy hunched over his p.c. writing this babble? Just "wundrin."

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>i have a few words 4 ur litl thing about stopin this guy from runin >u guys ant got anything better to do than tell a guy that he should stop >runnin bcus he is to fast well u guys need to stop getn on him and >FINISH MAKIN NASCAR 2 !!!! PLEASE >put ur minds to work i can tell u one thing though if u guys make him >stop racin u can count on it there r a bunch of guys with the Daytona >track incldg myself! >that will start givn it out bhind u guys back and u can count on people >doin there best to put u guys in the ground 4 trashin the ivga >almost best driver he spends alote of money trying to CLEAN up what u >guys at papyrus coudnt seem to do like make the tracks better the cars >more real the racin more fun heck if it wrnt 4 those guys at ivga i >would throoo nascar away cus u guys sure cant do it right i hope u guys >do a better job on nascar2 cus as farrrrr as i am consrd u guys r way >bhind in makin games ivga is u guys life if they stop workin sO DOES UR >LITL GAME CALLED NASCAR >i can say one thing i think adam at papyrus is the only one with brains >around there ask him what he thinks would happen if u guys get rid of >old ivga drivers think about it son

I think you need a dictionary. My four year old can spell better than that Shane Lansky Hobart,Tasmania Australia