Re: WANT FREE (Sorry, no free ride) MONEY

Pathetic. What a loser!

One of life's basic tenets is that there is NOTHING that is free. People who have yet to discover that truth - or refuse to believe it when it hits them square in the face - become the victims of scams such as this one. Unfortunately, that is a LARGE number of people.

Last week while waiting in the drive-thru line at McDonalds a girl came up and offered to me a sample of some new tostada thing McD's is going to start selling. "It looks good," I said, "how much is it?". "It's a free sample." she replied with a fake smile. Well, the minute she said 'free sample' I knew she was lying. I punched her in the stomach and ran her over with my car. "What kind of scam/conspiracy are you attempting to perpetrate here!?" I demanded. She began to stammer out an answer but before she could finish I hit her again and drove off. I didn't even get the Filet o' fish sandwich combo I was craving. Yes, nothing is free. Just ask that bitch at McD's. -- Gohan Ryu ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gohan Ryu's Profile: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/member.php?userid=250018 View this thread: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=676184 http://www.automotiveforums.com

Rather obvious, don't you think? Don't waste your life in this kind of contemplation. Contribute.

Papa wrote: > Rather obvious, don't you think? > > Don't waste your life in this kind of contemplation. Contribute. > > typical left wing response

"timmy thompson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:45db93fb$0$28070$[email hidden]... > Papa wrote: >> Rather obvious, don't you think? >> >> Don't waste your life in this kind of contemplation. Contribute. > > typical left wing response Yes, and I am proud to be on that side of the aisle. Beats the alternative.

What do we owe you for that advice?

"timmy thompson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:45db93fb$0$28070$[email hidden]... > > typical left wing response > typical right wing response :)

Quillyr wrote:

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> "timmy thompson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:45db93fb$0$28070$[email hidden]... > >>typical left wing response >> > > > > typical right wing response > > > > > :)

"I'll show you politics in America right here, 'I believe the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'Well, I believe the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding up both puppets! 'Go back to bed, America, your government is in control. Here's Love Connection, watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer.'" - Bill Hicks R.I.P. Pat

Yes, both parties are just two sides of the same coin. "pws" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:45ddd50a$0$28177$[email hidden]...

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> Quillyr wrote: >> "timmy thompson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >> news:45db93fb$0$28070$[email hidden]... >> >>>typical left wing response >>> >> >> >> >> typical right wing response >> >> >> >> >> :) > > > "I'll show you politics in America right here, > 'I believe the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' > 'Well, I believe the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' > Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding up both puppets! 'Go back to > bed, America, your government is in control. Here's Love Connection, watch > this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer.'" > > - Bill Hicks R.I.P. > > > Pat