Laff! Keep pating yourselves on the back for that new award. Big
deal... Its just a fancy link to another site. How about some new
updates. Simulator Cyberworld is continuoisly providing new files and
addons for sim racing! Thier kickin arse boyz!
Sniping at The Pits' award and what plonk means
A poster mocked The Pits for celebrating an award and praised a rival site. The thread mostly turned into an explanation of the Usenet term plonk and killfiles, plus jokes about caffeine and league race mishaps.
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Someday, someone is going to have to explain this *plonk* thing to me. I can
figure out it's not a good thing, but exactly what triggers the *plonk*
response eludes me.
Jan.
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ymenard <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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realise
> how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
>
>
>
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> "J.Norton" <[email hidden]> wrote > <snip> > *PLONK* > > -- why do people are evil for a website? a bunch of code, images, text and > pictures... > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.WeRace.net > -- People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't[email hidden] (Jan Verschueren) wrote in
<[email hidden]>:
>Someday, someone is going to have to explain this *plonk* thing to me. I
>can figure out it's not a good thing, but exactly what triggers the
>*plonk* response eludes me.
AIUI, it refers to adding someone to your "plonk file" (aka kill file, aka
bozo bin) which is a list held by your newsreader software of people who
you don't want taking up your valuable time (usually because they're known
spammers). What this means is that when your newsreader gets new headers,
it will ignore those from that person.
Some newsreaders (including mine, the excellent (and free!) Xnews) will
allow a "sliding scale" of scores according to subject, poster etc, and
will allow you to sort headers on this basis. So a complete "kill" has a
score of -9999, whereas a complete "watch" has a score of +9999. So you
could give a thread you wanted to follow, but weren't totally obsessed by a
score of 1000, say.
I don't think kill files are possible in Outlook Express, which is probably
why you haven't come across them.
Why the word "plonk" has become standard I don't know - it's probably lost
in the mists of time, along with why anyone voluntarily drinks Jolt Cola...
--
David.
"After all, a mere thousand yards - such a harmless little knoll, really."
(Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh)
"J.Norton" <[email hidden]> wrote
> Laff! Keep pating yourselves on the back for that new award. Big
> deal... Its just a fancy link to another site. How about some new
> updates. Simulator Cyberworld is continuoisly providing new files and
> addons for sim racing! Thier kickin arse boyz!
*PLONK*
-- why do people are evil for a website? a bunch of code, images, text and
pictures...
-- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard>
-- May the Downforce be with you...
-- http://www.WeRace.net
-- People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise
how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
I have always understood a skatalogical element in "plonk," too, in addition
to what you said.
David Buttery wrote in message <[email hidden]>...
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>[email hidden] (Jan Verschueren) wrote in ><[email hidden]>: > >>Someday, someone is going to have to explain this *plonk* thing to me. I >>can figure out it's not a good thing, but exactly what triggers the >>*plonk* response eludes me. > >AIUI, it refers to adding someone to your "plonk file" (aka kill file, aka >bozo bin) which is a list held by your newsreader software of people who >you don't want taking up your valuable time (usually because they're known >spammers). What this means is that when your newsreader gets new headers, >it will ignore those from that person. > >Some newsreaders (including mine, the excellent (and free!) Xnews) will >allow a "sliding scale" of scores according to subject, poster etc, and >will allow you to sort headers on this basis. So a complete "kill" has a >score of -9999, whereas a complete "watch" has a score of +9999. So you >could give a thread you wanted to follow, but weren't totally obsessed by a >score of 1000, say. > >I don't think kill files are possible in Outlook Express, which is probably >why you haven't come across them. > >Why the word "plonk" has become standard I don't know - it's probably lost >in the mists of time, along with why anyone voluntarily drinks Jolt Cola... > >-- >David. >"After all, a mere thousand yards - such a harmless little knoll, really." >(Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh)
David Buttery <[email hidden]> wrote in message .
>
> I don't think kill files are possible in Outlook Express, which isprobably
> why you haven't come across them.
They are certainly possible in Outlook Express;
All you have to do is while a message from the offending person
is up, simply open the pulldown menu labeled 'message'
and pick 'block sender'. You won't see any messages from that
person any more. great troll blocker.
-Mark
"Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>Someday, someone is going to have to explain this *plonk* thing to me. I can
>figure out it's not a good thing, but exactly what triggers the *plonk*
>response eludes me.
PLONK is short for "Please, Leave Our Newsgroup, Killfiled"
I never understood the O in PLONK, since newsgroups are
public, and I always feel sorry for people who're using PLONK...
Remco
"Remco Moedt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> "Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>
> >Someday, someone is going to have to explain this *plonk* thing to me. Ican
Ah Geez! Here I always thought it was a clever onomatopeic word likening
killfiling to the sound a stone makes as it enters the surface of a still,
dark lake ; there to fall endlessly in the silence, never to be heard of
again. NOW you're telling me its a lousy garden variety acronymn!! (sigh)
There is no poetry anymore :(
Oh well back to practising Monaco in the BRM :)
David
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> >figure out it's not a good thing, but exactly what triggers the *plonk* > >response eludes me. > > PLONK is short for "Please, Leave Our Newsgroup, Killfiled" > > I never understood the O in PLONK, since newsgroups are > public, and I always feel sorry for people who're using PLONK... > > Remco >Quoted text (10 lines)
> > > Ah Geez! Here I always thought it was a clever onomatopeic word likening > killfiling to the sound a stone makes as it enters the surface of a still, > dark lake ; there to fall endlessly in the silence, never to be heard of > again. NOW you're telling me its a lousy garden variety acronymn!! (sigh) > There is no poetry anymore :( > > Oh well back to practising Monaco in the BRM :) > David >[email hidden] (Mark Gums) wrote in <89gis3$1f1a$1@newssvr04-
int.news.prodigy.com>:
I stand corrected. My PC came with Free Agent, y'see, so I've barely used
OE5.
--
David.
"After all, a mere thousand yards - such a harmless little knoll, really."
(Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh)
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> > >David Buttery <[email hidden]> wrote in message . >> >> I don't think kill files are possible in Outlook Express, which is >probably >> why you haven't come across them. > >They are certainly possible in Outlook Express; >All you have to do is while a message from the offending person >is up, simply open the pulldown menu labeled 'message' >and pick 'block sender'. You won't see any messages from that >person any more. great troll blocker. >-Mark >In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] (Remco
Moedt) writes:
No kidding...? Wow, you learn something new every day... :)
Thanks.
Eldred
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>PLONK is short for "Please, Leave Our Newsgroup, Killfiled" > >I never understood the O in PLONK, since newsgroups are >public, and I always feel sorry for people who're using PLONK... > >Remco >In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] (David Buttery) writes:
>Why the word "plonk" has become standard I don't know - it's probably lost
>in the mists of time, along with why anyone voluntarily drinks Jolt Cola...
Jolt cola? I chugged a bottle as a challenge from a guy I worked with. He
drank about 1/4 of his, I finished the bottle in about 5 minutes. I drink so
much cola anyway, that Jolt didn't even affect me. I'm immune to caffeine.
Meanwhile, he was bouncing off the walls...<g>
Eldred
--
Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999
Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc
Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you
with experience...
Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
Ha! In the words of Jack Nicholson, "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes!"
You'll have to pry my Ferrari mug from my cold, dead fingers.<g>
--
don
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"Bruce Kennewell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> You are not "immune to caffeine".
> Try giving up ingesting the stuff for a week and then see how "immune" you
> are!
>
> --
> Regards,
> Bruce Kennewell,
> Canberra, Australia.
> ---------------------------
>
> EldredP <[email hidden]> wrote in message
> news:[email hidden]...
> > In article <[email hidden]>,
> > [email hidden] (David Buttery) writes:
> >
> > >Why the word "plonk" has become standard I don't know - it's probably
> lost
> > >in the mists of time, along with why anyone voluntarily drinks Jolt
> Cola...
> >
> > Jolt cola? I chugged a bottle as a challenge from a guy I worked with.
> He
> > drank about 1/4 of his, I finished the bottle in about 5 minutes. I
drink
> so
> > much cola anyway, that Jolt didn't even affect me. I'm immune to
> caffeine.
> > Meanwhile, he was bouncing off the walls...<g>
> >
> > Eldred
LOL... ah well, there's always next Sunday ;-)
Jan.
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David Erb <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Ahem,uhm,no exactly (shuffles feet,looks at floor) In my haste to get outof
> the way I hit esc +enter rather than shift +r. Logged in disgust atmyself
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> for doing so. Dang highly trained reflexes :) > David > > "Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > What happened to you last race... too proud to press shift-r?? > > > > <snip>You are not "immune to caffeine".
Try giving up ingesting the stuff for a week and then see how "immune" you
are!
--
Regards,
Bruce Kennewell,
Canberra, Australia.
---------------------------
EldredP <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> In article <[email hidden]>,
> [email hidden] (David Buttery) writes:
>
> >Why the word "plonk" has become standard I don't know - it's probably
lost
> >in the mists of time, along with why anyone voluntarily drinks Jolt
Cola...
>
> Jolt cola? I chugged a bottle as a challenge from a guy I worked with.
He
> drank about 1/4 of his, I finished the bottle in about 5 minutes. I drink
so
> much cola anyway, that Jolt didn't even affect me. I'm immune to
caffeine.
> Meanwhile, he was bouncing off the walls...<g>
>
> Eldred
> --
> Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999
> Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc
>
> Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats
you
> with experience...
> Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
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The word "plonk" used to mean a cheap wine. I'm not sure if the users of the
word today are offering a glass or two to the person whose post they are
reading.
--
Regards,
Bruce Kennewell,
Canberra, Australia.
---------------------------
Jan Verschueren <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Someday, someone is going to have to explain this *plonk* thing to me. I
can
> figure out it's not a good thing, but exactly what triggers the *plonk*
> response eludes me.
>
> Jan.
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Makes you wonder how they cope with situations in life where they CAN'T use
a *plonk*, doesn't it?
--
Regards,
Bruce Kennewell,
Canberra, Australia.
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Remco Moedt <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> PLONK is short for "Please, Leave Our Newsgroup, Killfiled"
>
> I never understood the O in PLONK, since newsgroups are
> public, and I always feel sorry for people who're using PLONK...
>
> Remco
>
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What happened to you last race... too proud to press shift-r??
Jan./ letting the team down badly himself.
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David Erb <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>
> <snip>
> Oh well back to practising Monaco in the BRM :)
> David
I have no idea how I posted this here, and the reply I did post didn't get
posted, but is in my send folder. I think my new server is really screwy.
Slot
"David Erb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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likening
> > > killfiling to the sound a stone makes as it enters the surface of a
> still,
> > > dark lake ; there to fall endlessly in the silence, never to be heardof
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> > "Colin Harris" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ah Geez! Here I always thought it was a clever onomatopeic wordQuoted text (28 lines)
> > > again. NOW you're telling me its a lousy garden variety acronymn!! > (sigh) > > > There is no poetry anymore :( > > > > > > Oh well back to practising Monaco in the BRM :) > > > David > > > > > > > > > BRM: That's onomatopoeic, isn't it? > > > Sure is :) Watch for overspray though on the the screen :) > David > > -- > > > > Colin Harris > > ColinHarris in N3/NL > > Proud co-owner - CLONE N.Legends league > > http://members.chello.se/clone/index.htm > > ICQ 25485061 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
"Colin Harris" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>
>
>
> > >
> > Ah Geez! Here I always thought it was a clever onomatopeic word likening
> > killfiling to the sound a stone makes as it enters the surface of astill,
> > dark lake ; there to fall endlessly in the silence, never to be heard of
> > again. NOW you're telling me its a lousy garden variety acronymn!!(sigh)
Sure is :) Watch for overspray though on the the screen :)
David
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> > There is no poetry anymore :( > > > > Oh well back to practising Monaco in the BRM :) > > David > > > > > BRM: That's onomatopoeic, isn't it? >Quoted text (13 lines)
> -- > > Colin Harris > ColinHarris in N3/NL > Proud co-owner - CLONE N.Legends league > http://members.chello.se/clone/index.htm > ICQ 25485061 > > > > > > > >Ahem,uhm,no exactly (shuffles feet,looks at floor) In my haste to get out of
the way I hit esc +enter rather than shift +r. Logged in disgust at myself
for doing so. Dang highly trained reflexes :)
David
"Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> What happened to you last race... too proud to press shift-r?? > > Jan./ letting the team down badly himself. > ---- > David Erb <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:l_Vu4.49165$[email hidden]... > > > > <snip> > > Oh well back to practising Monaco in the BRM :) > > David > >LOL... ah well, there's always next Sunday ;-)
Jan.
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> Ahem,uhm,no exactly (shuffles feet,looks at floor) In my haste to get out of
> the way I hit esc +enter rather than shift +r. Logged in disgust at myself
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> for doing so. Dang highly trained reflexes :) > David > > What happened to you last race... too proud to press shift-r?? > > <snip>In article <[email hidden]>, "Bruce Kennewell" <[email hidden]>
writes:
No. :)
Ok, it doesn't affect me like it affects others. How's that? I could drink a
2 liter of coke and fall right asleep. As a matter of fact, NoDoz doesn't even
keep me awake...found that out the hard way...
Eldred
Eldred
--
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>You are not "immune to caffeine". >Try giving up ingesting the stuff for a week and then see how "immune" you >are! > >-- >Regards, >Bruce Kennewell, >Canberra, Australia. >---------------------------Poor guy........ without the sleep-deterrent effects of a good cup of coffee
life is just not worth living.
--
Regards,
Bruce Kennewell,
Canberra, Australia.
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EldredP <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> In article <[email hidden]>, "Bruce Kennewell"
<[email hidden]>
> writes:
>
> >You are not "immune to caffeine".
> >Try giving up ingesting the stuff for a week and then see how "immune"
you
> >are!
> >
> >--
> >Regards,
> >Bruce Kennewell,
> >Canberra, Australia.
> >---------------------------
>
> No. :)
> Ok, it doesn't affect me like it affects others. How's that? I could
drink a
> 2 liter of coke and fall right asleep. As a matter of fact, NoDoz doesn't
even
> keep me awake...found that out the hard way...
>
> Eldred
>
> Eldred
> --
> Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999
> Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc
>
> Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats
you
> with experience...
> Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
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