Re: For Eldred P

In article <cdwG4.8034$[email hidden]>, "Colin Harris" <[email hidden]> writes:

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>Eldred, you've been amusing us all in here for months about how inept you >are at GPL, and I for one thank you for it (it's good to see I'm not >alone..) > What I'd like to see is you post your times at the various tracks and then >I can judge myself, you see. If my times are worse than you I'd rate myself >a MORON, if I was the same as you I'd reckon I was BARELY ADEQUATE, and if I >were faster, I'd rate myself as BELOW AVERAGE...Please, El, Help me out >here...am I a moron? <vbg>

WTF...? Yes, you're a moron.... Eldred -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

Eldred, you've been amusing us all in here for months about how inept you are at GPL, and I for one thank you for it (it's good to see I'm not alone..) What I'd like to see is you post your times at the various tracks and then I can judge myself, you see. If my times are worse than you I'd rate myself a MORON, if I was the same as you I'd reckon I was BARELY ADEQUATE, and if I were faster, I'd rate myself as BELOW AVERAGE...Please, El, Help me out here...am I a moron? <vbg> -- Colin Harris ColinHarris in N3/NL Proud co-owner - CLONE N.Legends league http://members.chello.se/clone/index.htm ICQ 25485061

I'm a MORON and proud of it...Backmarkers of the world UNITE! Block the roads so that no hotshoe ever again can race past waving his blasted arm in the air..... :) dave henrie(and yes I'm slower than Eldred) Colin Harris wrote:

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> > Eldred, you've been amusing us all in here for months about how inept you > are at GPL, and I for one thank you for it (it's good to see I'm not > alone..) > What I'd like to see is you post your times at the various tracks and then > I can judge myself, you see. If my times are worse than you I'd rate myself > a MORON, if I was the same as you I'd reckon I was BARELY ADEQUATE, and if I > were faster, I'd rate myself as BELOW AVERAGE...Please, El, Help me out > here...am I a moron? <vbg> > > -- > > Colin Harris > ColinHarris in N3/NL > Proud co-owner - CLONE N.Legends league > http://members.chello.se/clone/index.htm > ICQ 25485061

What you need, is a website, devoted to slow laps (with replays and setups, of course) All laps submitted must at least look like the driver is *trying * to go fast. usual rules: no railriding (to slow down even more) and you must keep at least two wheels on the track at all times (read; no countryside exploring!) Anyone willing to host such a site? Dave Henrie wrote in message <[email hidden]>... > I'm a MORON and proud of it...Backmarkers of the world UNITE! Block >the roads so that no hotshoe ever again can race past waving his blasted >arm in the air..... :) >dave henrie(and yes I'm slower than Eldred) >

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> > What you need, is a website, devoted to slow laps (with replays and setups, > of course) All laps submitted must at least look like the driver is *trying > * to go fast. usual rules: no railriding (to slow down even more) and you > must keep at least two wheels on the track at all times (read; no > countryside exploring!) Anyone willing to host such a site? > > Dave Henrie wrote in message <[email hidden]>... > > I'm a MORON and proud of it...Backmarkers of the world UNITE! Block > >the roads so that no hotshoe ever again can race past waving his blasted > >arm in the air..... :) > >dave henrie(and yes I'm slower than Eldred) > >

Oh, I like this. I am gaining particular skill at executing spins without actually leaving the track, a very handy skill in posting really bad times while actually trying. I might actually be able to win this thing. A sort of 'haste makes waste' site or 'the hard you try the further you fall behind' kind of site. PMK